Meeting Start: 10:00 and vleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Meeting End: 10:27. Woo!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ninja Empire. 2 films smashed together. One from Hong Kong, one from US. It was bad. Surprise, suprise.

Trivia: Ryan: What is the one substance in the universe that will kill any auditor on contact? Answer: Chocolate. No one got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: It happens.

No Report: One of Ashley’s students wants to read 50 Shades of Grey for her final paper where she must diagnose a character with something. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Clix, watched Ninja Empire, working

Constable: Wants to kill someone at work

Com Officer: Birthday, fudge, Blackbeard’s Ghost

Grand Nagus: Ordered new computer, delivery delayed, case showed up along with monitor, guts still missing, played a ranked game with a rioter

First Officer: Wrote lots of papers, watched Gamers II: Dorkness Rising, lost at geek battle, bled

Captain: New computer that actually does stuff, LOL is a slow paced game now, downloaded lots of stuff, new Totoro shirt

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 27 minutes after it started.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jon is back

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Just Visiting. Its awesome.

Trivia: Ryan: During the time of troubles in the forgotten realms, give me the names of the three humans! Answer after countdown: Keldamore, Cirric, and Midnight. No one got it.

Fundraising: Treasury has been found.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group:

No Report: Ashley says students have started leaving offerings. A drawing and a Valentines bear and chocolate to appease her. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Put up shelves.

Constable: Found missing Star Trek DVDs

Com Officer: Dad is almost out of the hospital…almost, 8 boxes has become 84 boxes and grrr argh

Grand Nagus: Project is coming along and is boring, cut out some boring things but is still boring, making music for game

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Not here.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 pm and I don’t have an and.

Meeting End: 10:21 and food

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Nichole was brought. Yay Nichole!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ryan rambled about Kamen Rider Forze The Movie. Once again, no one knew what he was talking about.

Trivia: Joel: What is the subtitle to the second Space Balls movie? Answer: Space Balls: The Quest for More Money. Ryan Craig got it.

Fundraising: Money

Party: Nope

Constitution Reform Committee: Nope

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ashley had a student that didn’t come to class on Wednesday or Friday because she got arrested for a DUI. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Put shelves up, took them down, put them back up, organizing DVDs and is on F after 3 hours of work, worked

Constable: Determined he needs a “what” button at work to be happy, please find him one.

Com Officer: Dad is in hospital, star wars funness at work.

Grand Nagus: Still working on “that” game, unproductive meeting, found new sandwich recipe involving waffles, bacon, apple sauce and veggie chips

First Officer: She did stuff but not real stuff, stood out in the rain for an hour waiting for the library to open, Tuesday was a day of fail

Captain: Has Andy’s book

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: Its 10:00 and I call this meeting to order

Meeting End: Called to a close at I don’t know time it is (it was 10:32)

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log time!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Episodes of Poirot. It was awesome.

Trivia: Joel: What did chancellor Gorkon refer to when talking about the “undiscovered country”? Answer: The Future. No one got it.

Fundraising: We’re trying to find it. Stay tuned for more info.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Power Rangers Mega Force. Something about angels but suits for some reason. I have no idea what he’s talking about so I just started singing to myself in my head. Op-op-op-op. Oppan Gangnam Style! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Worked, Tilted Kilt, Clix Star Trek sealed, painted nails, made new D&D Character

Constable: Keep being unexpected in charge, doesn’t like it

Com Officer: Worked a lot, tire issues, bed is really comfy, got to play with Vice Pallet (omgsquee)

Grand Nagus: First D&D session of new campaign, is hiding things from the players, rock/paper/scissors game should be ready for testing soon

First Officer: Cut off all her hair, watched star trek, fell out of lofted bed and is going to murder her dragonscale floor

Captain: Not here

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Liz is now the First Officer! Wahoo!

Other Organizations

MCS is Friday. B-Con needs to be shifted. 2 weeks after Spring Break!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 pm and what is happening.

Meeting End: 10:28 and lets go get Bill some fruit punch before he punches me instead

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations:

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ilsa: Tigress of Siberia. Yay group sex and adorably dead tigers.

Trivia: Bill: In Death Race 2000 who scores first? Answer: Sylvester Stalone aka Machine Gun Joe. Joel got it

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: Joel moves to make an amendment to make it so the Acquisitions Committee never existed and striking all mentions of it from the bylaws. There was a whole lot of discussion that wasn’t really related to anything at hand. April seconds it. Unanimously passed.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan talked about Kamen Rider. No one understood any of it. The End. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Drove 8 hours to Ohio to go to Cinema Wasteland, saw Steve Rudzinski, met people, saw stuff, bought stuff, got White Castle

Constable: Housemate when HULKSMASH on part of the wall, went out to Johny’s Italian Steak house for free as a gift for being awesome

Com Officer: Went to Ohio, finally got corset

Grand Nagus: Band competition, brought a gun to a knife fight

First Officer: Attempted to write a 10 page paper, has gotten record amount of not sleeping

Captain: Fall break happened, test tomorrow

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. October 27th.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and welcome to short attention span theate…HAT!

Meeting End: 10:26 and hat, no I wanted it.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We still suck at this.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Everyone Must Die. Woohoo filmmaker friends (AKA Steve Rudzinski)

Trivia: Ryan Culp: In Star Trek DS9, How many clones did Wayoon have? Answer: 8. Bill got it. The world will now end, or at least trivia will never move on to another person.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: A month ago, Kamen rider something or other did something and WIZARDS! Oh I’m sorry, Wiz-Sword-Gun dream space thing with singing pants and tiny toy unicorns. No report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Driving to Ohio on Friday very VERY early, clix.

Constable: Feeling like half sick for a month so nothing has been achieved, so spreadsheet. Italy helps! Finger, rub, spread AXE funness.

Com Officer: Maria sausage and balls, tanner’s, corsetty goodness

Grand Nagus: watched Who, starting new D&D campaign My Little Onis, a lot of ummmms and aaaaahs, drew some monkeys beacuse working on racin wheel monkeys

First Officer: loooooooooooong silent pause, November will be crazy, massive discussion about Ryan’s mental state, Finnegan’s Wake got mentioned and then devolved into porn talk and now Bill won’t shut up about it

Captain: I hate Walt Witman so much, Prose before hoes, Chem professor, something that flew completely over my head so I’m singing a song to myself, something about taking hands away, wild cheating with hand (ooh this sounds worse than it is)

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. We made a flier! Woo!

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 with log book, bapper AND treasury

Meeting End: 10:30 and paper airplane at Kelty’s head.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log book! It’s here!

Office Resource: The office is still there and heavily locked. Sign the paper for access! NO ACCESS FOR YOU!

Movie: The Stuff. Barely approved by the FDA.

Trivia: Joel: What was the name of the ship that Riker took captainship of? The Titan. Andy got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: John the Bandit said “Listen Guys! We got this!” No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Clix, drove to Chicago, date with Patty Mullen, said Patty Mullen 500 times, came back to go to a funeral. Huzzah.

Constable: Also went to Chicago, IRON SKY!, line delivery via Rachel (no I will not post it in the minutes).

Com Officer: Finally got her new laptop, went to Chicago, then funeral, got Indian food, resubbed to WoW

Grand Nagus: Made something for family gathering, it was inhaled, birthday, went to Chicago, sat in Wrigley for 4 hours, heard the death of a Model T.

First Officer: Didn’t do anyhing this week, didn’t watch star trek, watched stargate atlantis instead, Liz-chan cried.

Captain: Just made a paper airplane, physics test, organic test tomorrow, calc test on friday, wants to sleep, put 2 weeks notice in at work.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on friday!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 with log book, bapper AND treasury

Meeting End: 10:30 and paper airplane at Kelty’s head.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log book! It’s here!

Office Resource: The office is still there and heavily locked. Sign the paper for access! NO ACCESS FOR YOU!

Movie: The Stuff. Barely approved by the FDA.

Trivia: Joel: What was the name of the ship that Riker took captainship of? The Titan. Andy got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: John the Bandit said “Listen Guys! We got this!” No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Clix, drove to Chicago, date with Patty Mullen, said Patty Mullen 500 times, came back to go to a funeral. Huzzah.

Constable: Also went to Chicago, IRON SKY!, line delivery via Rachel (no I will not post it in the minutes).

Com Officer: Finally got her new laptop, went to Chicago, then funeral, got Indian food, resubbed to WoW

Grand Nagus: Made something for family gathering, it was inhaled, birthday, went to Chicago, sat in Wrigley for 4 hours, heard the death of a Model T.

First Officer: Didn’t do anyhing this week, didn’t watch star trek, watched stargate atlantis instead, Liz-chan cried.

Captain: Just made a paper airplane, physics test, organic test tomorrow, calc test on friday, wants to sleep, put 2 weeks notice in at work.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on friday!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 pm and sour mean sooooouuuuuur!

Meeting End: 10:28 and MORE PAPER AIRPLANES!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Garrett! Hello there Garrett! Welcome to Psi Phi.

Office Resource: The office is still there. And its a mess. Lots of shudder inducing Phantom Menace posters.

Movie: Rumble in the Brox. Woohoo Young(er) Jackie Chan

Trivia: Rachel: Who is the longest running character on Star Trek? Answer: Worf. Joel got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Culp: I play minecraft on a multiplayer server. A friend’s brother got trapped in a well 2 times in 5 minutes. His name is Timmy. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Is going to Ohio in October for Cinema Wasteland. Going to Chicago on Friday and is going to meet Patty Mullen.

Constable: Was a best man at a friend’s wedding, there was a sundae bar, wedding was nothing like the rehearsal was, was in charge at work.

Com Officer: Watched a lot of movies, played Mutants and Masterminds, learned how to profile in Kraft Canada (oh the shiny new boxes).

Grand Nagus: Watched Doctor Who, knew the waitress we had last week at the Tilted Kilt and told a funny story. No racing wheel snakes yet.

First Officer: Slept a lot and isn’t big on sharing stories.

Captain: Been sick, used lots of Kleenex (don’t ask), excited for Reaper minis even though they don’t come out until March.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Nada.

Other Organizations

MCS at 5 on Friday.

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and I don’t have anything clever to say

Meeting End: 10:28 and 11 Doctors later

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We still suck at this

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Megamind

Trivia: April: What does Doctor Who’s Tardis look like? Answer: A blue box. Grand Nagus Andrew got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Nick slept. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Not here

Constable: Today kinda sucked and hates WalMart. BOOTW: Sharing a name with someone else in the room.

Com Officer: Week from hell. Also…PINK!

Grand Nagus: Making a game (of some sort, wasn’t really specific) and MCS will test it. Something about no no no no and ever ever ever ever again

First Officer: Went to Rachel’s bridal shower and is an enabler, got an A on calc quiz

Captain: Not here

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

none

Other Organizations

MCS. B-Con is on the 17th-18th of March.

Quotes

“You talk? All I ever hear is giggling…” -Joel