Meeting Start: 10:00 even though my phone says 1 minute til

Meeting End: No ending, only Steak ‘n Shake

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Ashley is back!

Office Resource: The office is still there according to Ryan. Joel’s Office Stuff: I have finished graphing the office. We can now move stuff without moving stuff.

Movie: Gangster Squad: Rachel says it sucks. Bill loved it. SO MUCH HAM!

Trivia: Andy [phoning it in (literally)]: Name the episode where everyone on the Enterprise gets drunk? Answer: Naked Time. Yeah that one. Joel got it.

Fundraising: Give monies.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: So many violations. So many.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ashley: Grading student papers, papers are a bad plan, one student thinks Phineas Gage shoved a railroad spike through his own head and I must have hurt and another thought middle ages, renaissance and 1800s happened simultaneously. Ashely then decided to make presentations instead. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Moved to Peoria, lots of stuff still in Pekin, hero clix (surprise surprise), Matt’s a pieces of shit and Gary is cool as fuck

Constable: So tired, job has gone bat shit insane, hates being the rules lawyer, has a hole in his pants

Com Officer: Knees exploded, car working after some seriously expensive work, shoe disaster at David’s Bridal and what happens when you dye shoes not intended to be dyed.

Grand Nagus: Made/is making games, still no racing wheel snakes, gearing up for campaign to start tomorrow

First Officer: Not here

Captain: Cool research job for over the summer, report was derailed by kittens and then dead baby puffins via Ryan rambling.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Liz nommed as first officer. Elections next week.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start:10:00 and not furry is not as fun. Oh, Ryan stole my things.

Meeting End: 10:24 and RYAN GIVE MY THINGS BACK!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: People are here. Other people are not. This may or may not be a success.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Skyfall. It was really good.

Trivia: Joel: What song is Data whistling when we meet him in Counter at Firepoint? Pop Goes the Weasel. Andy got it and she’s none too happy about it.

Fundraising: Meh.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: Extremely off track.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: This is now Ryan talks time. He saw Wreck It Ralph. Enjoyed it for a Disney movie, but was ok over all. Then he blew Bill’s mind. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: He mumbled a bit and said “That’s it.”

Constable: Adam is gone for the next two days. He declared naked party.

Com Officer: Had Hobbit food, work is breaking her.

Grand Nagus: Has a beard via laziness, its itchy, but he’s committed, dammit, Animated monkeys and something about a jar.

First Officer: Married April and bought her a soda stream as she rubbed her “victory” in Andy’s face.

Captain: Started watching Sherlock, won NaNoWriMo on the 10th. Victory was rubbed. Victory. It makes a weird obnoxious noise and Andy knows how to bother her now.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Lich Lord Joel!

New Business

Other Organizations

Friday at 4:30, Andrew is holding a 1 off game night of D&D 1 or 2 levels. Running Kobalds and Cupcakes for a class, 2nd floor GCC. Also, MCS.

Quotes

Meeting Start: Call this meeting to order and WTF?

Meeting End: Closed in 19 minutes, continued to S’n'S and stuff.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We still suck at this. Our 2 highest officers aren’t showing up.

Office Resource: The office is still there. Maybe. Liz is ninja. We got a little off track.

Movie: Wanye’s World. Skits. LOLZ.

Trivia: Bill: Who was the second Blue Beetle? Answer: Ted Cord. Joel got it.

Fundraising: Stuff.

Party: Stuff.

Constitution Reform Committee: Stuff.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan: Plan dubstep followed by stuffing things in zebra’s brains. No report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Worked overtime, Mutants & Masterminds, came up with comedians who would be great in Batman roles. No clix.

Constable: Yay! Reset computer to factory default because it went ape shit and is now trying to get everything back on it.

Com Officer: She broke. Didn’t lick a seat and totally is NOT a liar.

Grand Nagus: Been sick, pretty sweet sinus stuffs, going to plan a D&D session for a class, D&D group fought cacti, including the non-sentient ones.

First Officer: Not here again.

Captain: Also not here again.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on Friday.

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and uhhhhh money is power.

Meeting End: 10:15 and I didn’t hear the and.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We barely made quorum.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Birdemic and Zombie Alien Fest

Trivia: Andrew: Mareep, the lightning type lamb Pokemon, is a reference to what line in Blade Runner? Answer: Do androids dream of electric sheep? Joel got it, but refused to take it. Bill now has trivia. We are all doomed.

Fundraising:

Party: We had one.

Constitution Reform Committee: We don’t have one.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Liz: BABY TIGERS!!!!!! And a big fluffy bunny bit Rachel and we saw the sea lion.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Party on Saturday, cleaned gutters, no Clix, bought some games and made Joel feel inadequate

Constable: Done basically nothing that no one here doesn’t already know. Taking bets about what will give out first, lungs, arms or sanity. Ryan is betting on sanity.

Com Officer: Zoo, working overtime, is dying of cute and mold.

Grand Nagus: Worked with the band a lot, season is over, modeled some 3D stuff and other stuff. Stuff.

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Not here.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS is happening.

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 PM and yup

Meeting End: 10:17 and yup

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Erich is here!

Office Resource: The office is still there. Ryan said so with his magical Ryan-ness.

Movie: 1971 Lupin series. Go watch it.

Trivia: In Phillip K Dick’s novel, what’s the dividing line between Japan and Germany’s spheres of influence over the United States? Answer: The Mississippi River. Kelty got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan: Super Hero Game…It was crazy and involved tentacles. And a zebra. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Whatever.

Constable: Assembling a map because bored

Com Officer: Sloth (squee), Tunak Tunak Tun at an Indian restaurant, finished costume for Zombiefest.

Grand Nagus:

First Officer: Eeeeeeeeeeeeh. Went to NaNoWriMo thing.

Captain: NEXT. She was at the thing too.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and welcome to short attention span theate…HAT!

Meeting End: 10:26 and hat, no I wanted it.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We still suck at this.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Everyone Must Die. Woohoo filmmaker friends (AKA Steve Rudzinski)

Trivia: Ryan Culp: In Star Trek DS9, How many clones did Wayoon have? Answer: 8. Bill got it. The world will now end, or at least trivia will never move on to another person.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: A month ago, Kamen rider something or other did something and WIZARDS! Oh I’m sorry, Wiz-Sword-Gun dream space thing with singing pants and tiny toy unicorns. No report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Driving to Ohio on Friday very VERY early, clix.

Constable: Feeling like half sick for a month so nothing has been achieved, so spreadsheet. Italy helps! Finger, rub, spread AXE funness.

Com Officer: Maria sausage and balls, tanner’s, corsetty goodness

Grand Nagus: watched Who, starting new D&D campaign My Little Onis, a lot of ummmms and aaaaahs, drew some monkeys beacuse working on racin wheel monkeys

First Officer: loooooooooooong silent pause, November will be crazy, massive discussion about Ryan’s mental state, Finnegan’s Wake got mentioned and then devolved into porn talk and now Bill won’t shut up about it

Captain: I hate Walt Witman so much, Prose before hoes, Chem professor, something that flew completely over my head so I’m singing a song to myself, something about taking hands away, wild cheating with hand (ooh this sounds worse than it is)

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. We made a flier! Woo!

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 with log book, bapper AND treasury

Meeting End: 10:30 and paper airplane at Kelty’s head.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log book! It’s here!

Office Resource: The office is still there and heavily locked. Sign the paper for access! NO ACCESS FOR YOU!

Movie: The Stuff. Barely approved by the FDA.

Trivia: Joel: What was the name of the ship that Riker took captainship of? The Titan. Andy got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: John the Bandit said “Listen Guys! We got this!” No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Clix, drove to Chicago, date with Patty Mullen, said Patty Mullen 500 times, came back to go to a funeral. Huzzah.

Constable: Also went to Chicago, IRON SKY!, line delivery via Rachel (no I will not post it in the minutes).

Com Officer: Finally got her new laptop, went to Chicago, then funeral, got Indian food, resubbed to WoW

Grand Nagus: Made something for family gathering, it was inhaled, birthday, went to Chicago, sat in Wrigley for 4 hours, heard the death of a Model T.

First Officer: Didn’t do anyhing this week, didn’t watch star trek, watched stargate atlantis instead, Liz-chan cried.

Captain: Just made a paper airplane, physics test, organic test tomorrow, calc test on friday, wants to sleep, put 2 weeks notice in at work.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on friday!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 with log book, bapper AND treasury

Meeting End: 10:30 and paper airplane at Kelty’s head.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log book! It’s here!

Office Resource: The office is still there and heavily locked. Sign the paper for access! NO ACCESS FOR YOU!

Movie: The Stuff. Barely approved by the FDA.

Trivia: Joel: What was the name of the ship that Riker took captainship of? The Titan. Andy got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Craig: John the Bandit said “Listen Guys! We got this!” No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Clix, drove to Chicago, date with Patty Mullen, said Patty Mullen 500 times, came back to go to a funeral. Huzzah.

Constable: Also went to Chicago, IRON SKY!, line delivery via Rachel (no I will not post it in the minutes).

Com Officer: Finally got her new laptop, went to Chicago, then funeral, got Indian food, resubbed to WoW

Grand Nagus: Made something for family gathering, it was inhaled, birthday, went to Chicago, sat in Wrigley for 4 hours, heard the death of a Model T.

First Officer: Didn’t do anyhing this week, didn’t watch star trek, watched stargate atlantis instead, Liz-chan cried.

Captain: Just made a paper airplane, physics test, organic test tomorrow, calc test on friday, wants to sleep, put 2 weeks notice in at work.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on friday!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and OMG N00BS

Meeting End: 10:38 and let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We have new people. They introduced themselves.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Bill tried to tell it like it was a psychological thriller/horror film with John Candy as a serial killer.

Trivia: Rachel: What did the Ponds find in their bathroom? Answer: An Ood. No one got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

T-Shirt: Contest!

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Jack (aka Space Trucker) Rep grind took forever. No Report,

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Hero Clix, sat around and watched Dowton Abbey.

Constable: is old and is constable.

Com Officer: Finally got new laptop and it arrived broken, is allergic to everything and watched Downton Abbey.

Grand Nagus: Got a parking pass, running new D&D campaign.

First Officer: Not yet. Look below.

Captain: Got caught up on Doctor Who and met a girl named Andy. Hello Andy!

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

First Officer Elections: Andy got nommed by April. Bill seconds. Dylan commed himself and Rcahel seconded. George nommed self and Rachel seconded. Liz got nommed by Andy. Bill/Ape seconded. ANDY WINS!

Other Organizations

MCS

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:01 and aw I don’t have an and. Rachel, I don’t have this memorized.

Meeting End:10:34 and emus are badass

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Next week

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Manos: the Hands of Fate–went to RiffTrax for it

Trivia: skipped

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S yaaaaaaaaaaaay

No Report: Lauren went to a 4 hours nursing meeting and was bored out of her mind. No report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Worked, went to SDCC and GenCon

Constable: Worked, went to zoo, was terrified by an emu

Com Officer: Worked (seeing a pattern yet), SDCC and multiple zoos

Grand Nagus: Zoos, marching band (aka work) and made a game

First Officer: Don’t have one yet

Captain: Visited the museums in Chicago (Shedd, Field, Science and Industry, Platenarium)

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

None

Other Organizations

MCS Friday at 5:00. Come play test a game!

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