Meeting Start: 10:00 and vleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Meeting End: 10:27. Woo!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ninja Empire. 2 films smashed together. One from Hong Kong, one from US. It was bad. Surprise, suprise.

Trivia: Ryan: What is the one substance in the universe that will kill any auditor on contact? Answer: Chocolate. No one got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: It happens.

No Report: One of Ashley’s students wants to read 50 Shades of Grey for her final paper where she must diagnose a character with something. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Clix, watched Ninja Empire, working

Constable: Wants to kill someone at work

Com Officer: Birthday, fudge, Blackbeard’s Ghost

Grand Nagus: Ordered new computer, delivery delayed, case showed up along with monitor, guts still missing, played a ranked game with a rioter

First Officer: Wrote lots of papers, watched Gamers II: Dorkness Rising, lost at geek battle, bled

Captain: New computer that actually does stuff, LOL is a slow paced game now, downloaded lots of stuff, new Totoro shirt

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 27 minutes after it started.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jon is back

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Just Visiting. Its awesome.

Trivia: Ryan: During the time of troubles in the forgotten realms, give me the names of the three humans! Answer after countdown: Keldamore, Cirric, and Midnight. No one got it.

Fundraising: Treasury has been found.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group:

No Report: Ashley says students have started leaving offerings. A drawing and a Valentines bear and chocolate to appease her. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Put up shelves.

Constable: Found missing Star Trek DVDs

Com Officer: Dad is almost out of the hospital…almost, 8 boxes has become 84 boxes and grrr argh

Grand Nagus: Project is coming along and is boring, cut out some boring things but is still boring, making music for game

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Not here.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 pm and I don’t have an and.

Meeting End: 10:21 and food

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Nichole was brought. Yay Nichole!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ryan rambled about Kamen Rider Forze The Movie. Once again, no one knew what he was talking about.

Trivia: Joel: What is the subtitle to the second Space Balls movie? Answer: Space Balls: The Quest for More Money. Ryan Craig got it.

Fundraising: Money

Party: Nope

Constitution Reform Committee: Nope

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ashley had a student that didn’t come to class on Wednesday or Friday because she got arrested for a DUI. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Put shelves up, took them down, put them back up, organizing DVDs and is on F after 3 hours of work, worked

Constable: Determined he needs a “what” button at work to be happy, please find him one.

Com Officer: Dad is in hospital, star wars funness at work.

Grand Nagus: Still working on “that” game, unproductive meeting, found new sandwich recipe involving waffles, bacon, apple sauce and veggie chips

First Officer: She did stuff but not real stuff, stood out in the rain for an hour waiting for the library to open, Tuesday was a day of fail

Captain: Has Andy’s book

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: Its 10:00 and I call this meeting to order

Meeting End: Called to a close at I don’t know time it is (it was 10:32)

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sign the log time!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Episodes of Poirot. It was awesome.

Trivia: Joel: What did chancellor Gorkon refer to when talking about the “undiscovered country”? Answer: The Future. No one got it.

Fundraising: We’re trying to find it. Stay tuned for more info.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan Power Rangers Mega Force. Something about angels but suits for some reason. I have no idea what he’s talking about so I just started singing to myself in my head. Op-op-op-op. Oppan Gangnam Style! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Worked, Tilted Kilt, Clix Star Trek sealed, painted nails, made new D&D Character

Constable: Keep being unexpected in charge, doesn’t like it

Com Officer: Worked a lot, tire issues, bed is really comfy, got to play with Vice Pallet (omgsquee)

Grand Nagus: First D&D session of new campaign, is hiding things from the players, rock/paper/scissors game should be ready for testing soon

First Officer: Cut off all her hair, watched star trek, fell out of lofted bed and is going to murder her dragonscale floor

Captain: Not here

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Liz is now the First Officer! Wahoo!

Other Organizations

MCS is Friday. B-Con needs to be shifted. 2 weeks after Spring Break!

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 even though my phone says 1 minute til

Meeting End: No ending, only Steak ‘n Shake

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Ashley is back!

Office Resource: The office is still there according to Ryan. Joel’s Office Stuff: I have finished graphing the office. We can now move stuff without moving stuff.

Movie: Gangster Squad: Rachel says it sucks. Bill loved it. SO MUCH HAM!

Trivia: Andy [phoning it in (literally)]: Name the episode where everyone on the Enterprise gets drunk? Answer: Naked Time. Yeah that one. Joel got it.

Fundraising: Give monies.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: So many violations. So many.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ashley: Grading student papers, papers are a bad plan, one student thinks Phineas Gage shoved a railroad spike through his own head and I must have hurt and another thought middle ages, renaissance and 1800s happened simultaneously. Ashely then decided to make presentations instead. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Moved to Peoria, lots of stuff still in Pekin, hero clix (surprise surprise), Matt’s a pieces of shit and Gary is cool as fuck

Constable: So tired, job has gone bat shit insane, hates being the rules lawyer, has a hole in his pants

Com Officer: Knees exploded, car working after some seriously expensive work, shoe disaster at David’s Bridal and what happens when you dye shoes not intended to be dyed.

Grand Nagus: Made/is making games, still no racing wheel snakes, gearing up for campaign to start tomorrow

First Officer: Not here

Captain: Cool research job for over the summer, report was derailed by kittens and then dead baby puffins via Ryan rambling.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Liz nommed as first officer. Elections next week.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start:10:00 and not furry is not as fun. Oh, Ryan stole my things.

Meeting End: 10:24 and RYAN GIVE MY THINGS BACK!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: People are here. Other people are not. This may or may not be a success.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Skyfall. It was really good.

Trivia: Joel: What song is Data whistling when we meet him in Counter at Firepoint? Pop Goes the Weasel. Andy got it and she’s none too happy about it.

Fundraising: Meh.

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: Extremely off track.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: This is now Ryan talks time. He saw Wreck It Ralph. Enjoyed it for a Disney movie, but was ok over all. Then he blew Bill’s mind. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: He mumbled a bit and said “That’s it.”

Constable: Adam is gone for the next two days. He declared naked party.

Com Officer: Had Hobbit food, work is breaking her.

Grand Nagus: Has a beard via laziness, its itchy, but he’s committed, dammit, Animated monkeys and something about a jar.

First Officer: Married April and bought her a soda stream as she rubbed her “victory” in Andy’s face.

Captain: Started watching Sherlock, won NaNoWriMo on the 10th. Victory was rubbed. Victory. It makes a weird obnoxious noise and Andy knows how to bother her now.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Lich Lord Joel!

New Business

Other Organizations

Friday at 4:30, Andrew is holding a 1 off game night of D&D 1 or 2 levels. Running Kobalds and Cupcakes for a class, 2nd floor GCC. Also, MCS.

Quotes

Meeting Start: Call this meeting to order and WTF?

Meeting End: Closed in 19 minutes, continued to S’n'S and stuff.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We still suck at this. Our 2 highest officers aren’t showing up.

Office Resource: The office is still there. Maybe. Liz is ninja. We got a little off track.

Movie: Wanye’s World. Skits. LOLZ.

Trivia: Bill: Who was the second Blue Beetle? Answer: Ted Cord. Joel got it.

Fundraising: Stuff.

Party: Stuff.

Constitution Reform Committee: Stuff.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan: Plan dubstep followed by stuffing things in zebra’s brains. No report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Worked overtime, Mutants & Masterminds, came up with comedians who would be great in Batman roles. No clix.

Constable: Yay! Reset computer to factory default because it went ape shit and is now trying to get everything back on it.

Com Officer: She broke. Didn’t lick a seat and totally is NOT a liar.

Grand Nagus: Been sick, pretty sweet sinus stuffs, going to plan a D&D session for a class, D&D group fought cacti, including the non-sentient ones.

First Officer: Not here again.

Captain: Also not here again.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on Friday.

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 and uhhhhh money is power.

Meeting End: 10:15 and I didn’t hear the and.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We barely made quorum.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Birdemic and Zombie Alien Fest

Trivia: Andrew: Mareep, the lightning type lamb Pokemon, is a reference to what line in Blade Runner? Answer: Do androids dream of electric sheep? Joel got it, but refused to take it. Bill now has trivia. We are all doomed.

Fundraising:

Party: We had one.

Constitution Reform Committee: We don’t have one.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Liz: BABY TIGERS!!!!!! And a big fluffy bunny bit Rachel and we saw the sea lion.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Party on Saturday, cleaned gutters, no Clix, bought some games and made Joel feel inadequate

Constable: Done basically nothing that no one here doesn’t already know. Taking bets about what will give out first, lungs, arms or sanity. Ryan is betting on sanity.

Com Officer: Zoo, working overtime, is dying of cute and mold.

Grand Nagus: Worked with the band a lot, season is over, modeled some 3D stuff and other stuff. Stuff.

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Not here.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS is happening.

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 PM and yup

Meeting End: 10:17 and yup

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Erich is here!

Office Resource: The office is still there. Ryan said so with his magical Ryan-ness.

Movie: 1971 Lupin series. Go watch it.

Trivia: In Phillip K Dick’s novel, what’s the dividing line between Japan and Germany’s spheres of influence over the United States? Answer: The Mississippi River. Kelty got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan: Super Hero Game…It was crazy and involved tentacles. And a zebra. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Whatever.

Constable: Assembling a map because bored

Com Officer: Sloth (squee), Tunak Tunak Tun at an Indian restaurant, finished costume for Zombiefest.

Grand Nagus:

First Officer: Eeeeeeeeeeeeh. Went to NaNoWriMo thing.

Captain: NEXT. She was at the thing too.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Meeting Start: 10:00 pm and what is happening.

Meeting End: 10:28 and lets go get Bill some fruit punch before he punches me instead

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations:

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Ilsa: Tigress of Siberia. Yay group sex and adorably dead tigers.

Trivia: Bill: In Death Race 2000 who scores first? Answer: Sylvester Stalone aka Machine Gun Joe. Joel got it

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee: Joel moves to make an amendment to make it so the Acquisitions Committee never existed and striking all mentions of it from the bylaws. There was a whole lot of discussion that wasn’t really related to anything at hand. April seconds it. Unanimously passed.

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Ryan talked about Kamen Rider. No one understood any of it. The End. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Drove 8 hours to Ohio to go to Cinema Wasteland, saw Steve Rudzinski, met people, saw stuff, bought stuff, got White Castle

Constable: Housemate when HULKSMASH on part of the wall, went out to Johny’s Italian Steak house for free as a gift for being awesome

Com Officer: Went to Ohio, finally got corset

Grand Nagus: Band competition, brought a gun to a knife fight

First Officer: Attempted to write a 10 page paper, has gotten record amount of not sleeping

Captain: Fall break happened, test tomorrow

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. October 27th.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS

Quotes