- Do you know where your towel is? Eoin Colfer, author of the Artemis Foul series, has been asked to write the next chapter in the Hitchhikers’s Guide to the Galaxy universe. Adams’s widow Jane Belson said: “”I love his books and could not think of a better person to transport Arthur, Zaphod and Marvin to pastures new. The project has my full support.” And Another Thing… will be published in October next year.
- MOAR LIPSTICK! Anonymous may have broken into Sarah Palin’s yahoo mail account. The offending posts, screenshots, and unseen family photos, and emails have all been deleted from Imageshack and 4Chan and the account itself has since been deleted, no word on which side did that.
- Stephanie Jacobsen, who played the druggie officer Kendra Shaw in the Battlestar Galactica TV movie “Razor,” is coming to Sarah Connor as another resistance fighter from the future to hunt down
CylonsTerminators… - Tardis versus broomstick, Tardis wins. If Doctor Who’s head writer Russell T. Davies had had his way, an episode would have starred Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling. Not only that, but Rowling would have dragged David Tennant’s Doctor into the Potter universe. David Tenant vetoed this claiming it would come off as a Spoof. Oh well, even writers can write fan fics.
- Paris Hilton will be making her horror musical debut in Repo! The Genetic Opera, as surgery-addicted Amber Sweet. Fortunately her character isn’t in the movie a lot, but when she’s there she looks great.
- Poor Ice Cube, everyone’s favorite overly tribal tattooed action hero Xander Cage is back in yet another XXX film. Sony is in talks to bring back xXx with original director Rob Cohen the title, xXx: The Return of Xander Cage.
- When Ricky Gervais agreed to star in Ghost Town–an odd hybrid of romance, buddy comedy and ghost story–he had three rule. No accent, no wigs, and he didn’t want to kiss someone,” Gervais portrays a grumpy dentist in New York who can suddenly see and hear ghosts after a near-death experience of his own.
- I hate the homeless….ness problem. The Whedonopolis fan site will sponsor a Halloween-night screening of Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and Felicia Day’s Web series The Guild, to benefit charity. The screening will take place in Los Angeles. Proceeds will benefit Path Ventures, an affordable-housing community group.
- GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! SCI FI Channel has cast its upcoming Children of the Corn remake, with David Anders, Kandyse McClure, Preston Bailey and Daniel Newman coming aboard the two-hour TV movie, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
- Former Star Trek cast member George Takei married his longtime boyfriend on Sept. 14 in a Los Angeles ceremony that paid homage to the actor’s Japanese heritage, the Reuters news service reported.
- Kevin Smith’s QuickStop Entertainment site posted a teaser trailer for director Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus–otherwise known as the last movie actor Heath Ledger was working on at the time of his death in January.
- Goody Goody Two Shoes! Evil Dead: The Musical in 3-D may begin shooting as soon as next spring, hopefully with the cast that has performed more than 300 times in Toronto. The bloody comedy has songs such as “What the F–k Was That?”, “I’m Not a Killer” and “Look Who’s Evil Now.”
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Date: September 10th, 2009
Meeting Start: 10 and 30 seconds after the Nagus arrived
Attendance: 25
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Katie is here.
Movie: Bad movie of the week is Mortal Challenge.
Office Resource: The office is still there. There is no new TV cart and the TV cart information has been classified as classified information.
T-Shirt: Sarah and Elly are heading it.
Trivia: Aaron has trivia: German heavy metal band? Katie wins with Blind Guardian.
Party: Forrest demands money in French accent. He has received $4 and we need $80.
Discussion Group: The topic is the future of the space program.
Constitution: Not active.
No Report: Forrest is the stage manager for the BU haunted house. He thought he had to put on a production of Rocky Horror Picture Show, but instead he only has to show the movie. People are supposed to show up not drunk, continue to not drink, and leave not drunk from Rocky Horror. This will not happen.
Officers Reports
Constable: He has had an unremarkable week. He ran around all day shooting pictures.
Com Officer: So bruised, she looks like an abuse victim.
Chief of Operations: He has had no sleep because of Spore: Setting planets on fire equals win! We still have our quantum money.
Grand Nagus: 4th edition D&D is fun. We only had 30cents worth of donations last week. Donate!
First Officer: One of her teachers looks like a mix of monsters from the first and third season of Dr Who.
Captain: He has been working at St. Marks, but is unsure of what to do. Throughout the entire day, one bandaid was put on a kid and he missed it. He has a three hour maternity class where they discussed excretion afterbirth.
Old Business: Rubber-because-Mike-is-allergic-to-latex monster zombie alien movie-fest is on the way!
New Business: PsiPhi needs money and needs to come up with fundraisers. Anti-Mike is in charge of the fundraising committee: Voting, for: 19, against: 2, abstain: 3.
Other Organizations
Anime: On Fridays at 6:30pm, they will be voting on the series and deciding when and where the extra movie showings will be.
MCS: Friday at 5pm in the Student Center Cafeteria.
Order of Xeen: A planet-destroying gun was destroyed.
LAN: Will be occurring on Saturday.
Other:
- The 4.0 D&D campaign will be somewhere.
- Pirates opera tickets are on sale tomorrow.
Meeting End: 10:45pm
Quotes
Eric: The bappable offense of the week is school spirit!
Ashley: Captain’s got one!
Adam: No!
Eric: *bap* Didn’t say what school.
Jon: Masochistic manager.
Eric: Can I bap him? Does anyone care?
Stephen: You should tell her.
Sarah: No! Then she’ll absorb me!
Eric: It’ll be like, “How did you know? *slurp*”
Eric: We dress them up as spaceships.
Adam: It’s always a sneak attack from the inside.
Eric: He was capable of parachuting with a spiderweb.
Xeen: Because Dan wasn’t there, no one was strangled.
Adam: Yaaaay. The aliens have it out for us.
Joe: If you let me borrow your car, I’ll get money. Just don’t ask where it came from.
Adam: Can we picket those to make sure they don’t make any money? I would like it to die.
Jon: Geeks vs. spiders?
Melissa: I could get there early and shove one of my students down the stairs.
Adam: There you go. Then I would have something to do.
Anti-Mike: You are in charge of getting postcards for all of New Zealand.
Eric: And by next week, or you get three! *waves bapper*
Attendance: 21
Meeting Start: 10:05:1/2 3/4e
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Brought Chris. Mike is sort of a new member.
Movie: Bad movie is Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Office Resource: Still there. Information is still classified.
Trivia: Katie has trivia. What was the book inspiration for Blade Runner? Monica wins with Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Party: Nothing.
Discussion Group: Website was talked about. Topic will be what kind of robots would you like to run the world?
Fundraising: Did not build a shake. Looking for fundraising ideas.
No Report: Jon brought home 2lbs of bacon and 3 steaks because of shooting photos at butcher shop. Made chocolate bacon.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Dragon table showed up.
Constable: Got a picture of an old man with a sausage at crotch level.
Com Officer: Working as a seamstress. Please take the test!
Grand Nagus: Saw a segway biker gang.
First Officer: Teacher does not know APA or MLA. She is holding seances for English.
Captain: Saw two kids this week at his job as a school nurse. War is good.
Old Business: Movie fest in October?
New Business: Week before Halloween? 24-26? Need a place.
Other Organizations
Anime: Nothing.
MCS: Ninja Burger.
Order of Xeen: 4.0 Campaign will be meeting at 1pm.
Theater: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.
Meeting End: 10:58 and ie
Quotes
Jon: It has nothing to do with PsiPhi.
Erik: What if they were both robots?
A-Mike: It was a flamethrower force trooper.
Erik: Don’t you breathe during Psi Phi news!
Erik: I’m going to force lightning the rock… why is it an option?
Erik: The something is still standing.
Adam: All in favor of making her an honorary member… I already forgot her name.
Adam: Shouldn’t have punched that woman in the face.
Joe: Is Smallville still making new episodes?
Everyone: Yes.
A-Mike: Soon the actor will grow up and…
Joe: It’ll just be Superman.
Adam: It’ll be called Bigville.
Melissa: I can’t push 2nd graders.
Adam: Sure you can! They’re easier!
Jack: Video games have taught me that all people pray by flailing.
Erik: …Fixed by the ability to use the proper stick above the 4th grade level.
Adam: It’s a variety show with Ewoks.
A-Mike: It’s good for everyone… maybe.
Jon: The Rock is the Tooth Fairy.
Erik: It was really dark and you don’t feel like you were in space and you just wish you could see the coaster.
Jon: He’s still a tambourine man.
Xeen: Damn you Kahn!
Joe: Going to open chocolate bacon and ale and whores shop.
Joe: Let’s take a look. Fat and bachelor. Yeah, I know how to cook.
Joe: I saw it.
Erik: You take it to your grave!
Attendance: 30 and Vault
Meeting Start: 10:00.3 freckles past a hair
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: We have the log book! If you’ve attended two meetings, you may sign it.
Movie: The Beginning of the End (and here it is in MST form!). It is about giant locusts that eat a city.
Office Resource: The office is still there. Star Trek has returned, but it may get snatched up very quickly again.
T-Shirt: Not active.
Trivia: Mike has it. What was the name of the short story that the movie A.I. was based off of? Aaron wins with “Super Toys Last All Summer Long.”
Party: Not active.
Discussion Group: The new topic is: After lasers, what will be the next major military advancement?
Constitution: Not active.
No Report: Joe’s work cabinets are not numbered in any meaningful fashion. 143, 144, 300, 145. 6, 7, 8, S, 11, 5, 12, 14, A, F, G, X. Cabinet 78 does not exist.
Officers Reports
Constable: He is rereading World War Z. The weekly bappable offense is showing up late when you did not appear at the last meeting.
Com Officer: I’m hoping to get a new job soon.
Chief of Operations: He cheated at trivia. Keep buying from our Amazon link. We also have a new referral program up. If you sign up for Amazon prime, we get $10.
Grand Nagus: In Argumentative Writing class, they have been watching Rashomon, a who-dunnit movie. They have to write a paper about the movie and they are not allowed to argue in it.
First Officer: Sarah was elected this meeting. She went to classes and she wishes she hadn’t.
Captain: He went overly dressed to a nursing conference and was asked four times where the bread rolls were. Also, all of the nursing department emails are wrong.
Old Business: Jon is not an officer. Elly is here. She brought Sarah. Rubber-because-Mike-is-allergic-to-latex monster zombie alien fest is still on the way.
New Business: First officer elections were held. Our nominees were Katherine, Melissa, Tracy, and Sarah, who won with 8 votes.
Other Organizations
Anime: The first meeting is on Friday at 6:30pm in Baker B54.
MCS: Friday at 5pm in the Student Center Cafeteria. Last time they played railroad games, zombie games, Magic, and an air combat game. A PABST member is bringing Kingsberg. Erich is now the new faculty advisor.
Order of Xeen: Will be meeting on Sunday at 1pm to play Traveller.
LAN:
Other:
Meeting End: 10:49 and Alex isn’t technically giving money during the meeting.
Quotes
Jon: We have Schrödinger’s money.
Eric: No one can walk and listen at the same time?
Jon: No one in THIS club.
Jon: It was the squirrels, I swear.
Anti-Mike: What was discussion group last week?
Joe: A failure?
Sarah: …Other than a few explosions during class.
Eric: We’ll pretend you’re hurling grenades through class.
Jack: Apparently it would take a 500 page dissertation. I’m pretty sure I could do it in 4.
Eric: Everyone’s arms look like lightsabers. Fleshy-colored lightsabers attached to their nubs of elbows.
Joe: First one was great. Second was good. That’s where I end.
Anti-Mike: The third movie…?
Joe: There were TWO movies and an animated film. That’s where I stand.
Jack: I didn’t throw it away. I just threw it away from me.
Willy Wonka: We can’t just wait.
Anti-Mike: It’s worked so far.
Sarah: I usually show up. It’s my only credential.
Abby: I was a great first officer! I led us to victory!
Dan: I started a revolution. Instead of just trying to not get elected, people are FIGHTING to elect each other.
Anti-Mike: For the president, we do not lower our heads and raise our hands.
Jack: It would increase voter turn out.
Forrest: Hey, look! Legible things!
- Defense contractor Northrop Grumman is promising the Pentagon that it’ll have weapons-grade electric lasers by the end of 2008. PEW PEW PEW.
- A rubber Dalek toy from the 1960′s sold for three thousand times its original sales price. It sold online for around $3000.
- James Marsters will be playing Piccolo in the upcoming Dragonball movie. As of now, he is NOT green. Color correction may still be done before release, which is set for April 10th, 2009.
- The firefly population of Thailand has fallen 70% over 3 years. “Curse you FOX curse you!”
- A remake of Heavy Metal has recently been dropped by Paramount, and now David Fincher and Kevin Eastman are shopping it to other studios.
- Kevin Eastman‘s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is going to be another origin story that reveals more about where Shredder comes from.
- The Siegel & Shuster Society is trying to save the house where Jerry Siegel created Superman in the 1930′s. Help at www.ordinarypeoplechangetheworld.com.
- Daniel Radcliffe admits that he lost his virginity to a much older woman, in addition to admitting that he would love to play a cross-dresser just so he could wear lots of slap and eye make up.
- The trial date for FOX vs. Warner Bros over Watchmen has been set for January 6th. This may cause delays as it is close to the March release date.
- Coca-Cola has agreed to a £5million deal to plug its brand alongside the new James Bond movie. It is coming out with limited edition black bottles and a special Coca-Cola Zero Zero Seven logo.
- Wanted creator Mark Millar pitched Warner Bros on a “big three-picture Superman thing, like a Lord of the Rings epic, starting over from scratch again with a seven-hour Superman story.”
- Voiceover Master Don LaFontaine has died. He was 68.
- Disaster Movie made a miserable $6.2million and will likely be in the bargain bin by Halloween.
- The voice actor for Snoopy, Bill Melendez, has died. He was 81.