Minutes for October 8, 2008

Attendance: 10:01:10e (or 10 grains)
Meeting Start: 20

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Fails.
Movie: The bad movie is Fiend Without a Face.
Office Resource: It was there on Sunday.
Trivia: Forrest asks a question about Doctor Who Rhino police officers. Adam wins.
Party: Nothing.
Discussion Group: Nothing.
Fundraising: Need someone to funnel money through.
No Report: Willy Wonka can make t-shirts, but not for you.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: ?
Constable: Slowly dying of midterms. The bappable offense is questioning the constable.
Com Officer: Slowly achieving reign of Psychology Club.
Grand Nagus: Fail.
First Officer: She continues to go to class and dress exceptionally well.
Captain: DOTA hero Pirate throws a ship. He took a personal day because he forgot his keys, wallet and cell phone. He will eventually register the club.

Old Business: Nothing.
New Business: Theater is employing zombies.

Other Organizations
Anime: Not meeting this week because Forrest is leaving.
MCS: Still occuring.
Order of Xeen: Nothing.
Theater: Nothing.
Other: LAN is still happening.

Meeting End: 10:30:10grains

Quotes
Willy Wonka: You skipped all those numbers.
Adam: I actually made it up.

Forrest: Jack is not here, so I’m not sure what I would do with the money except put it in my pocket and spend it.

Forrest: To make things more interesting, one of these stories is not real…. There was no false story. I lied to you.

Forrest: That’s different. It’s not a period. It’s not an ellipse.
Adam: It’s a brief ellipse.

Mike: You’re a pathological liar, aren’t you?
Forrest: No, I’m a consumate liar and no one believes me.
Mike: You’re lying about that.

Stephen: So which one was the false story?
All: You’re an idiot!/There wasn’t one!
Adam: Do we have to continue this meeting?

Forrest: [answers phone] Go for Fofo!

?: He’s talking about the future.
Forrest: Quantum LAN.
Jon: You’re still lagging.

Willy Wonka: Sparkly magical unicorn tears.

Jon: It’s not my fault.
Forrest: No, it’s not! It’s all mine!

Forrest: That’s a secret.
Stephen: It’s a secret? Why does no one tell me these things!
Forrest: …You’re an idiot.

Adam: Since Joe is not here to tell us that he can use his mother’s basement… I don’t care how sad that sounds.
Stephen: His mom has a nice basement.
?: …That wasn’t the reference.