Attendance: 14
Meeting Start: 10:04 and there’s not nearly enough people here.
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: We need bounty hunters to round up members. Will be wearing black sheets?
Movie: The bad movie is Mongrel.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Trivia: What is best in life, according to Conan. Xeen wins: Crush enemies, see them driven before you and hear lamentations of women.
Party: Gone.
Discussion Group: Anti-Mike’s not here. Going to Bacci’s. If you were an ascended being, what would you do?
No Report: Taia has been assigned to watch Teeth.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Fail.
Constable: Fail.
Com Officer: Has been bonding with little sister, who thinks kissing is icky.
Grand Nagus: Needs more RAM for Fallout 3.
First Officer: Fail.
Captain: Teacher has chlamydia… in her notes.
Old Business: Robot-monster-zombie-alien-fest is on the way.
New Business: Jon and Anti-Mike need voice acting talent.
Other Organizations
Anime: Selecting evening show.
MCS: The items that were left behind were put in the office.
Theater: New production next week.
Meeting End: 10:32
Quotes
Jon: Or revisionist history… everyone was here.
Forrest: I love revisionist history!
Jack: Zombies have jazz hands.
Adam: That didn’t sound all bad. We got rid of Europe…
Jon: But now they’re all Russian.
Monica: Is this an official movie or porn?
Jack: Both! Transformers, rated PG. Come watch, kids!
Forrest: I don’t think he’s going to turn female.
Forrest: Now that Jon’s made it more awkward…
Collier: Laminate your women.
Jack: Our women must be shiny and waterproof.
Forrest: [in a Russian accent] We support Obama because he will turn it red and not in the stupid Republican way.
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