Attendance: 18 communists. 9 people wearing red?
Starting Time: 10:02 and 40 sec and communism.
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby brought “the ginger kid.”
Office: Office is still there. Things are still classified. Adam found Jon’s white die to find Jack’s die. Xeen has Star Trek VI.
Movie: Hybrid. [About corpses in a landfill?] Coraline away mission.
Trivia: Jon PREPARED trivia. Name for Vulcan heaven? Joe has trivia.
Discussion Group: Talked about the Postal Worker. Nemesis? We are subject to Mike’s apathy. Topic for tonight: How to get to the moon on $20?
Fundraising: In a pit of lukewarm apathy. Waiting for Mike to look up things on Amazon. Current weirdest thing is World of Darkness: Chicago.
No Report: Forrest has no report: Two trailers for Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Undead (undead version of Hamlet), Burning Passions (a man who comes fire).
Officers’ Reports
Chief: Has a job interview tomorrow for a job he’s not interested in. Jumped by the baseball team in the ballroom.
Com Officer: Original The Manchurian Candidate has informed her that all women are communists.
Captain: Incorrectly tried to install CPU; scariest thing he’s done. Playing Racquetball–angles and blue balls. Computer is still turning itself off–when he’s pushing on his case?
First Officer: Doctor Who marathon! Mourning David Tennant. Not dealing with grenades this semester.
Constable: Got hugged by a panhandler today for giving him money. Bill Gates hates malaria. Gets his point across by releasing a swarm of mosquitoes into a high level conference.
Nagus: Unhealthy obsession with The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Obsessed with Frollo, expectantly. Actual story has to deal with cathedral. Did good on donations this week. ~$4 and a hat. Controlling a universe that Donald Trump is trying to save.
Old Business: Jon is an officer. Robot…zombie fest is on the way. Zombie valentines’ marathon?
New Business: Nope.
Other Organizations
Anime: Meeting on Friday, gods willing. More awesome anime.
Theater: Drag Show–7, 10, and midnight. $3 recommended donation.
Order of Xeen: Will be going to D&D world? Just for Fun board games on Tuesdays.
MCS: Friday. Wants to play Maul of America. Jack is starting to book events for B-Con. National D&D Day on March 21.
End Time: 10:40:57 communists
Quotes
Adam: It is now the red scare.
Forrest: All right. The communism will now begin.
Jack: Mm, bacon and martinis.
A-Mike: Sounds like a great party.
Adam: Not for a whole month.
Adam: Another communist has entered the party.
Joe: Isn’t (name) another way of saying orgy?
Adam: Roasted from the inside out.
Jack: …I have a supernatural problem with my penis and it burns.
Mike: It was a horrible job fair.
Jack: This is why I don’t go to things.
A-Mike: They listed majors they were interested in… and they weren’t hiring.
Joe: Thank you. All we can offer you at this time is false hope.
Mike: Or your motherboard is like, “Oh, I hate you”?
A-Mike: You reinforced his hugging ways.
Jon: Or he reinforced my coin-giving ways.
Jon: I think they should be happy that his cause isn’t AIDS. Dirty needles for everyone!
Jack: I’m from Cincinnati. No, you’re not. Okay. Where are you from? Cincinnati. No…? Okay.
Joe: Oh look a flamethrower. Trip. AAAAH.
Jon: I’m almost at the exit. I’m almost at the exit. W…why am I back at the food court surrounded by zombies!?
A-Mike: I think a zombie baby would just be… zomby.
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