Attendance: 18 (and 37 thetans)
Meeting Start: 10:00 and 15 pieces of shrapnel later
Meeting End: 10:25 and I’m gonna go eat
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Ashley brought her imaginary friend. Elly is also here. Erik brought John and Chris?
Office Resource: The office is still there. Bought Twilight Emperium, Tsuro, and Apples to Apples. Apples to Apples is gone for the night.
Movie: Zombieland was absolutely amazing. Bad movie is Attack of the Mushroom People.
Trivia: Fluffy has trivia. Which Mel Brooks movie was Patrick Stewart in? Fluffy still has trivia. Maybe. We have no idea what’s going on.
Fundraising: AWOL.
Party: Are we not having the reunion?
Discussion Group: Will be going to Steak and Shake.
No Report: Erik found a necklace that’s a bottle cap with a smiley face.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: AWOL.
Constable: AWOL.
Com Officer: Took a scientologist stress test. Figured out how to manipulate the test. Also living with psychology club in a shack.
Grand Nagus: Planning on stealing the money because there’s so little.
First Officer: Went to Panera Beard and got sourdough.
Captain: Doesn’t care.
Old Business
- Zombiefest is on the way.
- Rocky Horror ticket sign-ups are still on the door.
New Business
None.
Other Organizations
None.
Quotes
Jon: You just put 4chan in my news! GTFO.
Phil: I mean… these people stalk. There’s nothing wrong with it.
Erik: Do you remember what happened the last time the British tried to repress the Irish? William Wallace, bitch!
Chris: You still lost.
Phil: Why are you not wearing shoes?
Chris: Why are you wearing glasses?
Chris: What happened to the guy that sits there? Did he graduate?
Adam: No, he’s just a loser.
Jon: I even owe him money and he didn’t even show up.