Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10:01 and 3 teemos
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Matt, Sarah, Sam, Phil, Seth are new. Welcome!
Movie: The bad movie is The Angry Red Planet. Check new Away Mission section on website. [Sockpuppet, sci-fi movie] 9 comes out in a week.
Office Resource: Office is still there. Our table has a dry erase board thing.
Trivia: Forrest still has trivia. Delegated to Jack, what is the problem that causes the answer 42? 6×9. Jon wins.
Party: Tentative date for reunion, Oct 21. FORREST RENT PROJECTOR.
Discussion Group: Last week’s discussion was about best inanimate objects to make into a villain: Stretch of road, map, garage.
Fundraising: Buy stuff from Amazon referral link, please!
No Report: Jack’s sleep schedule is so screwed up that he just woke up in time for this meeting. Will birth a universe where vampires have ruled since the beginning of time. Playing Cave Story and Fable.
Elly has a no report. Has to read a book of short stories for class. One 3-4 page story has 72 exclamation points. 16-year-old gives secret birth to child–”I guess I was lucky.”
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: [Captain's summary] Mike occasionally doesn’t fail. He runs Amazon account and supposedly runs website.
Constable: Alex supposedly keeps the order of the meeting, enforce the constitution. Alex is showing off a book we can’t look inside of. Week has been fairly dull. Having a sugar problem?
Com Officer: Ashley sends out emails and takes minutes. Updates the Minutes and News poritions of site. Has a wandering mind and utuerus. Yay for the crazy Greeks. Freaking out about applying to grad schools, definitely applying to Rosalind-Franklin and Widener. Maybe applying to Boston University.
Grand Nagus: Sarah’s the treasurer. Had an uneventful week, but keeps running into Forrest. Made the mistake of watching Watchmen, because her brother is silly. Starting to get sick?
First Officer: Will be nominated. Reads off list of topics and is in charge of committees that don’t have a leader. Nothing gets done then, but it’s okay.
Captain: Adam has been captain for 6 semesters. Does the bureaucracy mess. Occasionally gets angry emails from SAO office. Playing Dynasty Warriors 6 Empires, does drive-by killings.
Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Having a costume contest. Winners get gourmet candy apples. RHPC at Lakeview Museum around Halloween.
New Business: Nominees for First Officer:
Phil: Practiced his non-regional diction by standing on the shore of polypensian bay with marbles in his mouth and spoke over the waves. My words are kind of like verbal rape. Promises not to speak in Spanish.
Elly: Doesn’t have non-regional diction either. Will be here every week, since she’s on campus anyway.
Sarah: Has blue fingernails.
Rachel: I’m awesome. Cannot promise she won’t speak in Spanish.
PHIL 7
ELLY 4
SARAH 5
RACHEL 3
Phil is the new first officer. Promises to keep his muttonchops.
Other Organizations
Anime: 6:30pm on Fridays. Electing new officers and deciding on what to watch.
MCS: 5pm on Friday. It’s board gaming/cards club.
Theater: Acting workshop on Saturday. New Face tryouts on Sept 21.
LAN: Saturday evening in Harper/Wycoff.
Other: Video Game Creation, Association of Computer Machines? meeting. 6pm Thursday.
Nerf Commandos tomorrow night in Markin at 10pm.
Bradley Printmaking Association making shirts, selling in a month?
Wednesday in Washington, more board games.
Meeting End: 10:55 and 5000 mushrooms
Quotes
Phil: Do you count with any integers?
Phil: I thought it died in the 50′s…
Jon: It’s coming back. That’s why they’re starting with zombie movies.
Phil: Or nipple twisting. That threw me off for the first three pages.
Abby: Who, who’s that one sitting in front?
Elly: It’s not funny anymore.
Adam: [Mars has palm trees?] Really? Is this before or after Watchmen got there?
Forrest: I think Jack said he wanted to see it, but he’s under the tv cart, so I couldn’t really hear.
Ashley: I told you that I don’t have access to the email lists, right?
Forrest: Is there a way to remedy this situation?
Ashley: I emailed them last week and haven’t gotten a response.
Forrest: Is there anyone we can beat up?
Phil: Normal bunny person?
Adam: So, No Report is usually a concise funny story… that ends with “No Report.” Sometimes it fails. We only hate you a little bit.
Alex: If [the constitution]‘s not on it, then it’s a personal bap. I just don’t like you.
Xeen: He’s part ninja. He might flip out and kill you.
Forrest: Stop interrupting the flow of conversation.
Sarah: I’m cross-examining her.
Sarah: You’re supposed to donate money so we can either buy a house or the country of Djibouti… whichever’s cheaper. Which might be Djibouti at the moment.
Xeen: You’re the roadrunner of ancient China.
Adam: Someone decided that a freshman would be a good idea…. Almost not been a club a couple times and almost lost our office last semester.
Alex: What if I get little foam balls and wrap them in the constitution and throw them at people?
Adam: Constable grenades. Great.
Sarah: I don’t know, I’m kind of quiet.
Adam: It’s okay. Sarah started out quiet too.
Jon: It’s Computing Machines. It implies that the computers are getting together.
Adam: If you’re a DM, you’re our new best friend.
Xeen: If you need a DM, we accept bribes.
Adam: Sometimes.
Forrest: …or watching some crappy anime if democracy has its way.
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