Attendance: 14
Meeting Start: 10:00 and 15 seconds
Meeting End: 10:45 and a billion nominations later
News
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Jon is not here because of Mike’s reasons.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Paranormal Activity debate has started. I’m sorry.
Trivia: Phil has it. How did Grim become eternally enslaved to Billy and Mandy? Alex answered: He lost at a game to them.
Fundraising: AWOL.
Party: Also AWOL. But the party will probably still go on next week. Adam will put up information about the party or it’ll get around through word of mouth.
Discussion Group: Is dead.
No Report: Taia says there was snow tonight.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: AWOL. Erik gives a report instead: First Nerf Commandos meetings in a while. Got an award: Boner Emiritus for couch-sex and being shot in the crotch.
Constable: Alex can’t remember a week ago. Speaking while inhaling makes him sound like a robot. Will be graduating next May, has discovered a job opportunity where he may be moving to Taiwan and teaching.
Com Officer: One friend in Psi Chi had a dream that Psi Phi took over Psi Chi. I warned her that she should be afraid because we destroyed French club. Dr. K nearly fell out of his chair, laughing.
Grand Nagus: Got to skip Monday and Tuesday classes. Got class canceled on Monday because she wasn’t going to be here. Got an interview for an internship for a really big accounting firm. Student Senate hosts event called Speak Up.
First Officer: Was in a car accident on Sunday, got a displaced vertebrae. Started going to a chiropractor–physical abuse that you pay for. Sounds like Tom Waits a little bit.
Captain: Got to go home like a half a week early. Decided to skip Tuesday classes. Gone forever, but didn’t do anything useful. His mother made enough food for 15 people and only 8 showed up–so there was lots of extra turkey. Internet continues to cut out only when he’s playing LOL. Is now going to be not shaving for all of December to show his friend how it’s supposed to be done.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
- Nomination Time!
- Chief: Ashley, Adam, Dan
- Constable: Fluffy, Phil, Erik, Taia
- Com Officer: Elly, Fluffy
- Grand Nagus: Adam, Fluffy, Sarah
- First Officer: Rachel, Erik, Adam, Phil, Sarah, Fluffy’s hair
- Captain: Erik, Phil, Sarah, Alex
Other Organizations
- Erik is asking for Yugi-Oh cards.
- Elly is throwing a Xmas party this Saturday at 10:30pm at 904 Frink #2 in St. James.
- 10pm Nerf Commandos on Tuesday and Thursday
- BU Printmaking Club may or may not exist
- MCS 5pm on Friday
- Ashley is presenting a report of her Psychopathy research in the basement of Bradley Hall in 3pm.
- Discussion group is not dead
Quotes
Phil: Vista thought it was a virus and shut it down.
Elly: Which is pretty funny, considering it’s a zombie game.
Erik: I came out yesterday. …That came out all wrong.
Phil: Or did it come out all right?
Stephen: The real black ranger is missing three fingers.
Adam: Radio killed discussion group.
Erik: [Deleted for security reasons] uses her hair for a spaceship.
Ashley: Alex is done with his report now.
Elly: Four reports later.
Erik: No, everything’s in my jurisdiction
Phil: No, you must look like an albanian serf!
Elly: Wait, who’s Dan?
Ashley: He likes to blow shit up and works at CAT.
Phil: Seconds in the second dimension!