We will be going to see the 9:40 showing of Iron Man 2 at Willow Knolls. We will be meeting at the Student Center and leaving by 9.
Monthly Archive for May, 2010
Attendance: 24
Meeting Start:12:05
Meeting End: 12:43
News
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: There’s a fucking lot of people here. A few first timers, even.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: No bad movie tonight. Repo is a good movie. Iron Man 2 comes out this week.
Trivia: Erik: Why is life like a grapfruit? Answer: it tastes bad, it is pimply, and some people have half of it for breakfast. Erik answered his own… so I guess he has it again next week.
Fundraising: Buy more shit.
Party: We’re having fun, yayyy. Thank you to everyone who brought food and helping pay for the pizza. Forrest will not be here next year, so he will be passing it on to ___
Discussion Group:
No Report: John: Drank a lot of shit and puked pure battery acid. Don’t do it, you have been warned.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Graduating in a week and a half??!!?? Ohh NOOOOOOO! Her group is going to be in an introductory textbook because they’re awesome!!!
Constable: Drank with the only two black guys on his floor. Gave them shots of the Crakin and they said, “Tha’s what’s up!” He’s drunk as shit.
Com Officer: Cooked for pretty much the first time this week: muffins, deviled eggs, and brownies!
Grand Nagus: Will be in Chicago this summer, hit her up if you’re in town!
First Officer: Up and down and whatever week. Jury performance on Thursday, but needs to switch times with someone.
Captain: Has a pipe that makes him look like a wizard.
Old Business
Zombie Fest is on the way. Fuck you, Steven!
New Business
Results of election!!:
CAPTAIN
Phil!!!
GRAND NAGUS
Sarah!
COM OFFICER
Elly!
CHIEF OF OPERATIONS
Adam!
CONSTABLE
Erik!
Other Organizations
Nerf will be starting up again next year.
Quotes
Erik: WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU OOH BOO GAH WAH, OOH BOO GAH WAH!
Fuck Margaret Thatcher!
Ryan: A vote for me is a vote for Adam!
Erik: Make horse noises!
John: NEEEIIGH!! stompstomp.
Attendance: 16
Meeting Start: 10 and 1 pokéwalker
Meeting End: 10:50 and 11 doors to my heart
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: We need more people.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: “Redneck Zombies”
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- If your torso is missing, it’s safe to say you’re dead
- Don’t give the masochistic pyromaniac a lit cigarette
Trivia: basically skipped
Fundraising: ?
Party: We need money. Set up will be around 6:30 Tuesday.
Discussion Group: Also skipped.
No Report: Adam: has recently been wildly playing solitaire. In windows 7, when you win, the cards fall from the top and explode. He liked it better in the 98 version when they just bounced continually.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Just realized tomorrow is her birthday. Forgot cause she’s been so busy preparing for finals and the psych conference this weekend. Got a really cute haircut. Yay prostitutes and yay Garrett’s popcorn co.
Constable: Strange, strange week. Went to bed at sunrise every day for no reason. Traded in Left for Dead 2– it is dead to him now because Bill died. The rage in his heart knows no bounds.
Com Officer:Saw Local H last weekend and they were awesome!! Also booked wedding stuff. And yay prostitutes.
Grand Nagus: Having student senate issues– VP is being a bitch about some crap. She lost her phone during a very exciting game of chinese firedrill, even though she did not leave the car. Had to get a number of a person who had the number of the guy whose car it was– still no phone, and Verizon people suck.
First Officer: Bad week. Had an ok concert, but Vroman yelled at them afterward. He had a 3-4 page list of things they did wrong during one movement of an Armenian dance. Got Chinses afterwards and burnt finger on a teapot. All teachers finished 2 days early, so lots of cancelled classes. Ruined hamburger helper this evening.
Captain: Woke up sore, like he tried beating up his own kidneys. Went to Border’s and bought EMTB study guide. Something about chicken soup for the soul.
Old Business
Zombie Fest is on the way.
New Business
Nominations:
GRAND NAGUS
Sarah, Fluffy
CONSTABLE
Erik, Adam, Rachel, Bill, Dan
COM OFFICER
Elly, Adam, Erik, Bill
CHIEF OF OPERATIONS
Adam, Elly, Ryan, Phil
CAPTAIN
Erik, Phil, Bill, Sarah, Fluffy
Other Organizations
Quotes
Bill: Da bomb means it’s a good bomb.
Bill: Everything just comes out so fast.
Elly: That’s what she said.
Phil: Good thing it’s not a heavy-heavy hammer.
Erik: It’s still a hammer!!
Phil: Or would you be good at finding studs?
Jon: I would have given you more points for saying Forrest made a glory hole
Forrest: It was far too high for a glory hole.
Phil: Aren’t vaginas built of steel?
Jon: Only your girlfriend’s.
Ashley: We were sharing lesbian stories.
Phil: Darn, missed it again!
Erik: It’s ok, we can share celibacy stories.
Jon: If Phil were a pokémon, he’d be Celebi.
Phil: And there’s some ambiguity as to whether the curly black hair in your teeth is pubic hair or not.
Jon: Tough enough for a man, gentle enough for a child.
Phil: Think about how much debt people would have if hookers took credit cards.
Adam: Some do.
Erik: Yeah, some do TAKE credit cards.
Forrest: I will be providing soda out of the goodness of my own heart.
Adam: What heart?
Xeen: Whose heart?
Ashley: That might be an even better question.
Erik: I’m not tall, but I’m slow (quote from stan someone)