Attendance: 13
Meeting Start: 2200 hrs and Fluffy is late
Meeting End: 2249 and Fluffy was late.
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Hinman twins are here, but Phil made them come. He took them here. More new people next week!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: “Bad Taste”
- Sledgehammers are laying around all over the place in New Zealand
- Pinecones are about the least threatening thing you can throw at someone carrying a chainsaw
Trivia: Phil: What is Thor’s Hammer’s name? Mjollnir. Erik got it.
Fundraising: $8.21 over the summer from the amazon account
Party: Disbanded
T-Shirt Committee: Will present design to newbies next week and see how many people are interested.
Discussion Group:
No Report: Apparently Fluffy is a thieving unethical Jew.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Learned how to swing dance.
Constable: Let the record show that Bill is owed a bap. Worked in St. Louis at the Air Force Base over the summer. First intern ever to get the commander’s coin for excellence! Has a Meat Tenderizer.
Com Officer: Worked and took classes over the summer, and found a wedding dress.
Grand Nagus: Spent summer in Chicago at an internship, and lived across from the Gene Siskel movie center, so she saw a lot of movies, including Metropolis. 99.9% sure she saw George Lucas going to a movie with a group of young African American women but wasn’t sure until later… disappointed that she didn’t figure it out, and missed the opportunity to tell him how much his movies fucking suck lately.
First Officer: Not yet chosen.
Captain: See Quotes. Pretty much covers it.
Old Business
Zombie Fest is on the way.
New Business
Fluffy wants to organize a trip to see the new Michael Cera movie.
Other Organizations
Nerf Commandoes will be back eventually. Erik will email you. Join the Facebook group.
MCS will exist soon. They are also undead.
Quotes
Erik: You know the rules Phil. You have to bind their eyes.
Erik: Fluffy, I feel like you’re the person most likely to know a rich person.
Phil: Tremont itself is not trashy. Just some of the people are.
Erik: YOu’ve never been hit softly with a sharp hammer before?
Erik: She was really hot.
Adam: Was? Is she dead?
Phil: No. She’s um. Pretending to be a man now.
Erik: And you dated this girl?
(Jon laughing through telecommunication)
Phil: Yes. And now she is going out with a man, who I can only assume is another woman pretending to be a man, named Piper. She goes to Knox, so she fits in a lot more now.
Twin: How does she sign her checks?
Jon in computer: With her penis.
Jon in computer: Phil, your man-boobs have turned another one to the dark side.