Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10 and don’t do stupid shit with Thor’s hammer
Meeting End: 11:07 and we’re outside
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Lotsa new people!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Maximum Overdrive
- being electrocuted to death will give you the hiccups
- sticks and stones may break your bones but a Mack truck will crush your ribcage
- whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword has never been on the wrong end of a machine gun
Trivia: Erik: something from Deathklok. Troy got it.
Fundraising: A really fun awesome easy way to raise money is to click on the link at the top right of this page and then buy something on Amazon! At the end of each month, the weirdest thing bought will win a prize!
Party: Bill’s head of party committee! Next will be Zombiefest around Halloween.
Discussion Group: Phil is head of discussion group. Topic for tonight will be Phil’s ex man-girlfriend.
No Report: Hinman: signed up to be a tutor, accidentally signed up to tutor someone at 5am. someone took it. The library’s not even open then.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Baby Seal came to visit him this weekend. Took a 2 person CPR certification test. Moved into a new apartment because his old one was covered in mold. New place has a reeeeally sucky laundry room. Exciting research graduate class.. got thesis info this week, due in two years, and needs to start now.
Constable: Went to school and drank a lot this week. Went to the bar with his roomate tonight and there was $3 pitchers.
Com Officer: Slept outside for Weezer tickets this weekend.
Grand Nagus: Loves grenades. Had a very exciting week! Has been busy with student senate. Dedicated to Psi Phi!
First Officer: Result of Election: Sarah S wins!
Captain: Unimportant.
Old Business
We got kicked out before this point.
New Business
we got kicked out before this point.
Other Organizations
We got kicked out before this point.
Quotes
Adam: I bet he sent us a male stripper.
Erik: It’s compostable. Which means it’s made of thunder.
Elly: Are we out of chairs??
Adam: No, but I do think we are past a number that Phil can count to.
Phil: Maybe you shouldn’t drink and constable so hard.
Erik: Did they get Michael J. Foxx to voice Michael J. Foxx? Cause if not…
Phil: It’s got too much vibrato now.
Erik: He’s like nine.
John: No he’s not, he’s 13. Get it right. His balls dropped, give him a break.
Erik: At least one of them dropped.
John: They can’t fix that in Neverland.
Erik: That’s where Jon used to sit! You have big shoes to fill!
Phil: Continue with your bio.
Ian: Well I’m not a bio major, so I wouldn’t know much about that.
Erik: I saw Jeremiah at the bar!
John: Was he with a dog?
Erik: No, he was with a boy.
Bill: None of you have ever seen Maximum Overdrive? Are you shitting me?
Erik: Really Bill? You’re the only one who’s seen the bad movie of the week, you can’t ask if we’re shitting you. Are YOU shitting ME?
Phil: Let it be known that Bill is the hipster nerd.
Erik: Can I get you an argyle sweater? Or an iPod touch with a wine tasting app on it?
Adam: By the time I was done, I was wet up to my elbow.
Erik: That’s what she said.
Sarah S: What guy doesn’t like catwoman?
Phil: Batman?
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