Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10
Meeting End: 10:40 and Phil won’t get in trouble this week!
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: No new people, but lotsa 2nd timers!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie:
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Playing pool in a strip club has some unique challenges.
- Cops usually frisk people after pulling them over for running a red light.
- Ambulances take several hours to respond.
- Don’t sleep with a guy unless you know his last name.
Trivia: Troy: What does SSE stand for? (Erik’s guess was super sexy eggplant. it was wrong.) Troy has trivia again next week.
Fundraising: Buy stuff.
Party: Donate money if you want pizza.
Tshirt Committee: Will be about $12 each. Bring $12 next week if you want one!
Discussion Group:
No Report: Bill: Fuck everything, Machete was the best movie ever.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Spent 7 hours at a nursing home. Went swing dancing
Constable: Got a new phone. Went shopping for humans vs zombies and used the money from bradley to buy a $30 nerf gun.
Com Officer: Started novice teaching and it’s awesome! Went to St. Charles last weekend and her friend got punched in the face randomly.
Grand Nagus: Overwhelmed with school. Student government has been taking over her life. Had to call two girls to crush their dreams and then call two other to tell them that they won a position.
First Officer: Got abducted by her parents and they gave her cookies. Only got on WOW one night this week. Played Bejeweled during calc.
Captain: Watched the last episode of The Next Generation and felt the same way as when he read the last page of Harry Potter, or at the end of Toy Story 3. Not sure what to do with his life now, since watching Star Trek has been all he does since May.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way. Will be on the 30th, which is more conveniently a Saturday.
New Business
None.
Other Organizations
Come to Nerf! Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10pm in the Performance Court at Markin.
Humans vs Zomies! Sign up! It starts Sunday at 6pm, and registration ends right then. Go to bu.hvzsource.com. There are informational meetings where you will learn about the rules. Their times and locations are on that website.
At the library this Friday, there will be free pizza and games!
Swing dancing at Markin at 8pm!
Quotes
Phil: What the fuck does hollow laser beam mean? Is it insincere?
Erik: Hey Jon, you said log.
Phil: And you mean penis?
Erik: No, I was thinking turd. QUEER
Phil: Let it be known that Jon is a trailer.
Jon: Let it be known that trailer trash is in Pekin.
Sarah: [typed to Ashley on Phil's computer] Ashley, I need to tell you about my boyfriend!
Elly: She’s gonna think that’s from Phil!
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