Monthly Archive for September, 2010

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News for Sept 1st, 2010

-Telltale Games, creators of Sam & Max and Monkey Island episodic games, are hard at work on all-new Back to the Future games chronicling the time-traveling adventures of Marty McFly and Doc Brown. Today, they bring good BTTF news. The developer has tapped the talents of Christopher Lloyd to voice ol’ Doc Brown, with Back to the Future screenwriter Bob Gale coming onboard to “consult” on the creation of the episodic game series. Telltale’s Back to the Future games are timed to hit later this year, after the Back to the Future 25th Anniversary Trilogy hits Blu-ray and DVD. Telltale’s Back to the Future series has also secured the likeness of Michael J. Fox’s Marty McFly and the iconic DeLorean time machine, so expect authenticity to assault your eyeballs later this year.

-Gravity, the 3D film that Warner Bros is mobilizing with director Alfonso Cuaron and Robert Downey Jr., is suddenly in danger of falling back to earth after Angellina Jolie said no to a full court press and a big money offer to star in the film. It has put Warner Bros in a bind. The studio needs an actress who can hold the screen and draw an audience to an $80 million film. Much like Tom Hanks’ role in Cast Away, the Gravity heroine is the only person onscreen for a large part of the movie.” This was first announced back in March, but today Syfy said production is going to start next week on its 4-hour Peter Pan prequel called Neverland. It’s being written and directed by Nick Willing, who worked on Syfy’s Tin Man and Alice, which were reimaginings of The Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland.

-Here’s an interesting statistic: There are 4,700 freshwater fish species in South America right now. On average, over 100 species per year have been discovered. This year alone, 69 new species have been described thus far. These numbers show very clearly that we are far from knowing the number of freshwater species in South America. And oh, scientists have found a new species. An armored, Amazonian catfish. That eats wood from fallen logs — and, when desperate, the feces of its fellow catfish. With teeth shaped like spoons to make the eating easier.  The largest one is about 65 centimeters, the other two are half that size.

-Seth Green is about to let the world take over someone’s life for six weeks. In the show, “Control TV”, the central twentysomething figure, who has yet to be cast, will take orders, in real time, from viewers on every aspect of his life — from what he wears and eats to where he works and whom he dates. The human puppet will drive Ford’s new small Fiesta and receive calls and texts using the HTC EVO 4G phone. “‘ControlTV’ places the audience in complete control of a show for the first time ever, and we are eager to learn what they will decide for our protagonist,” Green said.

-In the last year, Ghostbusters 3 has gone from “someday, maybe” to “getting more and more likely.” They’re writing a script, Ivan Reitman’s involved, and even Bill Murray says he’s interested. Now it looks like Sigourney Weaver is ready to get on board. “I’ve also been contacted,” Weaver said in an interview on Aug. 27 in Beverly Hills, Calif., where she was promoting the comedy You Again. “All I said was I really think my little boy Oscar, who went through that traumatic kidnapping, should be a ghostbuster. So I think that might happen.” Weaver said the next step for a new Ghostbusters movie is just getting a good script done.

-NASA has created the clever Space Rock program that lets the public vote on what song shuttle astronauts flying on mission STS-133 will wake up to. As they put it, “The wakeup song has been a part of the space program since the days of the Apollo missions, and now NASA is giving you two chances to be a part of this history! We need your help selecting wakeup songs to be played during the final missions of the Space Shuttle Program!” To what should be exactly no one’s surprise, the Star Trek theme song by Alexander Courage is leading the pack with nearly 400,000 votes. What’s actually somewhat surprising though is that lagging behind in a distant sixth place is the theme from Star Wars, written by John Williams, which had an insignificant 12,661 votes the last time we checked.

-The goal is to get humans to Mars by the mid-2030s, but what are the stepping stones that will get us there? Returning to the Moon gets a lot of publicity, but the better test might be a near-Earth asteroid. Space.com columnist Leonard David has an intriguing feature on Lockheed Martin’s research into sending astronauts to a near-Earth asteroid by the mid-2020s. Nicknamed the “Plymouth Rock” mission, landing on an asteroid wouldn’t only be a great dress rehearsal for the long trip to Mars; it could also allow us to set up planetary defenses against asteroid impacts. (Armageddon is turning into a documentary so slowly, no one’s even noticing.)

News for August 25th, 2010

-One of the world’s tiniest frogs has been discovered in Borneo. At 10-12 mm long, Microhyla nepenthicola may be micro, but its croak is loud. That’s how researchers found them, swimming in tiny puddles of water captured by pitcher plants. Scientists presumably thought they were juveniles of other species, but it turns out they are adults of this newly-discovered micro species.

-The revisionists have been busy lately, and it’s all bad news. Pluto is not a planet. Al Gore is not a Boy Scout. Cough syrup doesn’t work. And now there’s no such thing as a Triceratops. Researchers from Montana State University have determined that the beloved three-horned dinosaur wasn’t really a distinct genus but the juvenile version of Torosaurus, long believed to be its larger cousin; However, a Triceratops isn’t a baby Torosaurus- a Torosaurus is a grown-up Triceratops. Triceratops is extinct, but Torosaurus never happened.

-It has been revealed that Brannon Baga had actually wanted to kill Star Trek Voyager Seven of Nine and he has recently shared his view in s recent interview that was conducted on SFX Magazine. He stated that the recent episode called ” Human Error” that has been written by Andre Bormanis is a very heart breaking episode that made Seven of Nine explore her human emotions. She discovers a conflict within herself and she knew that she neither was here or there.This is the reason why she should have been killed off in the episode, according to Brannon Baga.

-If you are looking for a way to earn money you can get dressed up like a zombie to actually earn money! Zombies are a species that are out for your blood and they are always looking for prey to eat as they are hungry for flesh. This is not a joke as the state of Minneapolis has issued a settlement where seven people can earn $165,000 for dressing up like a zombie. The zombies were performance artists that dressed up to protest against mindless consumerism in nearby grocery shops. This protest however did not get them far as they were arrested and jailed for two days.

-According to recent reports that were issued by The Hollywood Reporter, Lucas Film has recently filed a $5 million suited against any Jedi Mind Inc that is now selling a wireless headset that has the ability to detect brainwaves and makes it possible for the users to play games on the applications with thoughts alone. Lucas has complained that the trademark that is an infringement that will cause confusion in the market.

-Syfy renews its hit series Eureka for a 5th season. And do you remember the last time you saw the star of Eureka Nathan Stark? When you saw him last time when he was sealing a time space anomaly that was also disintegrating. His last words that were said to Sheriff carter was that he would be back and ever since fans have been waiting eagerly for his return. You can take a sneak look at the Friday’s episode of “The Ex files” that successfully had the audience roaring with success. Here you will find the guest star of the series Ed Quinn playing the role of Nathan Stark.

-Scientists have reported the development of a new battery-like device that opens the possibility that people one day could “recharge” cell phones, laptops, and other portable electronics in an unlikely way ― with a sugar fix from a shared sip of soda pop or even a dose of vegetable oil. For the new biofuel cell, Minteer and colleagues chose one of the most amazing organelles: the mitochondria. The device consists of a thin layer of mitochondria sandwiched between two electrodes, including a gas-permeable electrode. Tests showed that it produced electricity using sugar or cooking oil byproducts as fuel.

-Timescales of early Solar System processes rely on precise, accurate and consistent ages obtained with radiometric dating. However, recent advances in instrumentation now allow scientists to make more precise measurements, some of which are revealing inconsistencies in the ages of samples. Seeking better constraints on the age of the Solar System, Arizona State University researchers Audrey Bouvier and Meenakshi Wadhwa analyzed meteorite Northwest Africa (NWA) 2364 and found that the age of the Solar System predates previous estimates by up to 1.9 million years. By using a dating technique known as lead-lead dating, Bouvier and Wadhwa were able to calculate the age of a calcium-aluminum-rich inclusion (CAI) contained within the Northwest Africa 2364 chondritic meteorite. These CAIs are thought to be the first solids to condense from the cooling protoplanetary disk during the birth of the Solar System.

-It’s well known in the semiconductor industry that conventional flash memory — an essential element of mobile electronics today — cannot improve much more because continued shrinking of its floating gate structure in the pursuit of faster performance and higher data storage capacity will soon degrade its ability to retain its memory. The situation has stimulated a wide range of research worldwide into dozens of alternative memory designs, but most attractive to industry would be one that requires the least modification to the existing floating-gate design.A research group headed by Chao-Sung Lai at Chang Gung University in Taoyuan, Taiwan, has done just that. They have demonstrated that a cleverly modified floating gate made of gadolinium oxide — an inexpensive rare-earth compound already used in other microelectronic applications — has the write/erase speed and data retention properties that will enable smaller, faster and higher-capacity flash memories in the future.

Minutes for 15 September

Attendance: 2200 hours and Jaws 3D

Meeting Start: 20

Meeting End: 10:40 and Fluffy’s name is Brian.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations:

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Q: The Winged Serpent”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- You can’t sacrifice a human, even if they’ve signed a waiver.
- Flaying is a lost art
- Pigeons are carnivorous

Trivia: Troy: Not here. Provisional trivia provided by Jon: In Asimov’s book Foundation, who develops psychohistory? Answer: Hari Seldon. Bill got it.

Fundraising: Buy shit.

Party: Donate money for pizza. Bill doesn’t give a shit.

Tshirt Committee: Now’s the time to pay and sign up! We’ll be purchasing them in the next few weeks.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: His teacher told him a story. The guy apparently stopped an SUV driving 30 mph with his hand. Left a huge dent in the hood.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Helped move a patient who had had her leg amputated. Another nurse asked him if he noticed it afterward. The lady they moved also had really cool green urine from her medication.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Rough week.

Grand Nagus: did student senate stuff.

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Became a zombie. Did biology. Pissed about moustache-lady canceling our room.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Bill: Eat Fuck.

Minutes from 8 September 2010

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10

Meeting End: 10:40 and Phil won’t get in trouble this week!


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people, but lotsa 2nd timers!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie:
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Playing pool in a strip club has some unique challenges.
- Cops usually frisk people after pulling them over for running a red light.
- Ambulances take several hours to respond.
- Don’t sleep with a guy unless you know his last name.

Trivia: Troy: What does SSE stand for? (Erik’s guess was super sexy eggplant. it was wrong.) Troy has trivia again next week.

Fundraising: Buy stuff.

Party: Donate money if you want pizza.

Tshirt Committee: Will be about $12 each. Bring $12 next week if you want one!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: Fuck everything, Machete was the best movie ever.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Spent 7 hours at a nursing home. Went swing dancing

Constable: Got a new phone. Went shopping for humans vs zombies and used the money from bradley to buy a $30 nerf gun.

Com Officer: Started novice teaching and it’s awesome! Went to St. Charles last weekend and her friend got punched in the face randomly.

Grand Nagus: Overwhelmed with school. Student government has been taking over her life. Had to call two girls to crush their dreams and then call two other to tell them that they won a position.

First Officer: Got abducted by her parents and they gave her cookies. Only got on WOW one night this week. Played Bejeweled during calc.

Captain: Watched the last episode of The Next Generation and felt the same way as when he read the last page of Harry Potter, or at the end of Toy Story 3. Not sure what to do with his life now, since watching Star Trek has been all he does since May.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Will be on the 30th, which is more conveniently a Saturday.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

Come to Nerf! Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10pm in the Performance Court at Markin.
Humans vs Zomies! Sign up! It starts Sunday at 6pm, and registration ends right then. Go to bu.hvzsource.com. There are informational meetings where you will learn about the rules. Their times and locations are on that website.
At the library this Friday, there will be free pizza and games!
Swing dancing at Markin at 8pm!

Quotes

Phil: What the fuck does hollow laser beam mean? Is it insincere?

Erik: Hey Jon, you said log.
Phil: And you mean penis?
Erik: No, I was thinking turd. QUEER

Phil: Let it be known that Jon is a trailer.
Jon: Let it be known that trailer trash is in Pekin.

Sarah: [typed to Ashley on Phil's computer] Ashley, I need to tell you about my boyfriend!
Elly: She’s gonna think that’s from Phil!

Minutes for 1 September 2010

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10 and don’t do stupid shit with Thor’s hammer

Meeting End: 11:07 and we’re outside


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Lotsa new people!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Maximum Overdrive
- being electrocuted to death will give you the hiccups
- sticks and stones may break your bones but a Mack truck will crush your ribcage
- whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword has never been on the wrong end of a machine gun

Trivia: Erik: something from Deathklok. Troy got it.

Fundraising: A really fun awesome easy way to raise money is to click on the link at the top right of this page and then buy something on Amazon! At the end of each month, the weirdest thing bought will win a prize!

Party: Bill’s head of party committee! Next will be Zombiefest around Halloween.

Discussion Group: Phil is head of discussion group. Topic for tonight will be Phil’s ex man-girlfriend.

No Report: Hinman: signed up to be a tutor, accidentally signed up to tutor someone at 5am. someone took it. The library’s not even open then.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Baby Seal came to visit him this weekend. Took a 2 person CPR certification test. Moved into a new apartment because his old one was covered in mold. New place has a reeeeally sucky laundry room. Exciting research graduate class.. got thesis info this week, due in two years, and needs to start now.

Constable: Went to school and drank a lot this week. Went to the bar with his roomate tonight and there was $3 pitchers.

Com Officer: Slept outside for Weezer tickets this weekend.

Grand Nagus: Loves grenades. Had a very exciting week! Has been busy with student senate. Dedicated to Psi Phi!

First Officer: Result of Election: Sarah S wins!

Captain: Unimportant.

Old Business

We got kicked out before this point.

New Business

we got kicked out before this point.

Other Organizations

We got kicked out before this point.

Quotes

Adam: I bet he sent us a male stripper.

Erik: It’s compostable. Which means it’s made of thunder.

Elly: Are we out of chairs??
Adam: No, but I do think we are past a number that Phil can count to.

Phil: Maybe you shouldn’t drink and constable so hard.

Erik: Did they get Michael J. Foxx to voice Michael J. Foxx? Cause if not…
Phil: It’s got too much vibrato now.

Erik: He’s like nine.
John: No he’s not, he’s 13. Get it right. His balls dropped, give him a break.
Erik: At least one of them dropped.
John: They can’t fix that in Neverland.

Erik: That’s where Jon used to sit! You have big shoes to fill!

Phil: Continue with your bio.
Ian: Well I’m not a bio major, so I wouldn’t know much about that.

Erik: I saw Jeremiah at the bar!
John: Was he with a dog?
Erik: No, he was with a boy.

Bill: None of you have ever seen Maximum Overdrive? Are you shitting me?
Erik: Really Bill? You’re the only one who’s seen the bad movie of the week, you can’t ask if we’re shitting you. Are YOU shitting ME?
Phil: Let it be known that Bill is the hipster nerd.
Erik: Can I get you an argyle sweater? Or an iPod touch with a wine tasting app on it?

Adam: By the time I was done, I was wet up to my elbow.
Erik: That’s what she said.

Sarah S: What guy doesn’t like catwoman?
Phil: Batman?