Attendance: 16
Meeting Start: 12:01
Meeting End: 12:47
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Jack is here??? He gives me permission to forge his name. And Erich, our faculty advisor!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Tim Curry video we watched. It was terrible.
Trivia: Joel… who is not here. Erik: What is the only thing the Neutromatic Drink Dispenser can make? Answer: A tea-like substance. No one got it. We’ll just say Joel still has trivia.
Fundraising: Nov 1-Dec 6. Winner: Forrest’s anime cause there’s too much.
Party: WE’RE AT THE PARTY! YAAY!
Discussion Group:
No Report: Bill: Went to Gamestop this morning to get the new WOW release. Gave the box and instruction manual back to the manager because he had the important part.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Tried to fix his computer but figures he has the whole break to work on it. Turned in a huge paper and gave a presentation on it. Now he has to hang around for the very last final- his only final.
Constable: Continues to have mutton chops. Had a bad stomachache/cramp yesterday. Thinks he may have been in labor. Not sure. Has been playing Assassin’s Creed, as the barber. Technically only has one final and it’s to read something he wrote already.
Com Officer: Met her new cooperating teacher and class for next semester. Cute second graders! But she misses her 8th graders.
Grand Nagus: Not here. :(
First Officer: Went to another big Philipino family event- pig roast. Little kids were taking pictures of the pig.
Captain: Bio Final on Friday and a chem final on Saturday. He’s been in Olin a lot.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
Time for Spring elections! Here are the results:
GRAND NAGUS: Sarah R!
CAPTAIN: Phil!
FIRST OFFICER: Bill!
CONSTABLE: Erik!
COM OFFICER: Elly!
CHIEF OF OPERATIONS: Rachel!
Other Organizations
Quotes
Adam: This is what you get for wanting things. This is why I stopped wanting things.
Phil: Don’t make me disenfranchise you.
Erik: Are any of your stories not about there being too many Asians?
Phil: Just kidding, I love the Jewish people.
Erik: They do my taxes!
Bill: I’m a man of few words…
Erik: No you’re not.
Rachel: That’s what I said!
Bill: Ok, well, a few words I do like… Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.
Erik: I just remembered, this is a meeting, I can hit you.
Erik: The second time is harder than the first.
Elly: That’s what she said.
Fluffy: I’m emo now.
Erik: Would you like to borrow my bangs to cover your eyes?
Fluffy: Fuck you.
Erik: Where’s the yellow journalism?
Adam: I could pee on it if you want…