Attendance: 13
Meeting Start: 10, with an airhorn
Meeting End: 10:23
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Hardly anyone is here.
Office Resource: The office is still there. And the scary bird trophy is in there.
Movie: Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
Things I learned from this movie:
- Horses hibernate in the winter
- Rainbows are capable of reaching escape velocity (Phil: Of course. They’re light.)
- Earth’s ice ages were caused by political turmoil on another planet.
Trivia: Rachel: What does lembus resemble from Lord of the Rings? Answer: Cram. Erik got it.
Fundraising: $2.16. Buy more stuff!
Party: B-CON is on March 5th. Student center basement. Be there or be square!
End of year party is coming so bring us money!
Constitution Reform Committee: Club voted on last week’s proposed amendment, and was passed.
Discussion Group:
No Report: Fluffy: I have a virus on my computer. Phil: That’s because of all the porn.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Last weekend was the Souza concert. 18 pieces, 3 hour rehearsals for two days before the actual concert.
Constable: Bought Bullet Storm, and you get extra points for shooting someone in the dick, so it’s awesome. Cooler than he expected. Works with incompetent people.
Com Officer: Been sick for the past few days, looking forward to solid food again. And energy, to start pilates!
Grand Nagus: Absent.
First Officer: Didn’t have to play smelly fuckin Gary. Been watching Dr. Who every day.
Captain: Cleaned out 43 rat cages and they were disgusting because no one ever does clean them- the rats don’t live long enough for anyone to care. “Procrastinating hard.”
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
The amendment has passed.
Other Organizations
Quotes
Erik: Stop with all the donkey porn!
Rachel: My mouth is still sore.
Elly: Ha. That’s what she said.
Phil: Yes, she just said it.
Erik: *BAP* How DARE you insult That’s What She Said?