Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10:01 and full attendance!
Meeting End: 10:39
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Sarah S brought boyfriend Zack and friend Josh!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Wizards
Things I Learned:
- Bruce Lee was half elf.
- Ticks come in three sizes: Small, Very Tiny, and Wooly Mammoth.
52 mins- Good idea. Her nipples already stick out enough; if she gets any colder, they might cut a hole in the fabric of reality.
Trivia: Joel: What sign to sirens use as a code in New Battlestar Galactica? Answer: All Along the Watchtower. Andrew got it.
Fundraising: Give us money.
Party: May be happening next Tuesday.
Constitution Reform Committee:
Discussion Group: S&S, food, whatever.
No Report: Andrew: Monday I was Superman.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: It was Easter=family gathering=games=beating everyone. Got a response on an potential internship, and they should give an answer on Friday! Last flute lesson ever this morning!
Constable: Multiple dapple offenses: Wearing boots, stripes, or the same shirt as him. Got Portal 2. Had a job interview last week, so he had to shave and cut his hair so he doesn’t look like a hobo anymore.
Com Officer: Got a job!! Working on an interview portfolio for a class (pointless, yes) and apartment hunting.
Grand Nagus: Going to miss everyone!
First Officer:
Captain:
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
Nominations for next semester:
Chief of Operations:
Adam
Bill
Constable:
Erik
Bill
Andrew
Andrew
Phil
Communications Officer:
Bill
Rachel
Grand Nagus:
Andrew H
Adam
Lauren
Captain
Phil
Adam
John
Motion to promote singing in falsetto to a permanently bappable offense
Amendment to motion: Excluding “I believe in a thing called love” and Queen in all forms.
Motion passed
Other Organizations
Nerf Commandos is dead
Quotes
Phil: XBox is looking for a PR specialist. Imagine that, getting to play with toys all day. That would actually be like being a gynecologist. It would ruin you.
Erik: Make a motion that we watch fucking Robo-Cop!
Phil: Fucking Robo-Cop sounds like a porno. *Electric screwdriver sounds* OUT OF LUBRICATION.
Rachel: I was creaming everyone.
Erik: Terrible verb choice…
Phil: She was creaming her entire family.
Erik: Is falsetto really such an offense?
Elly: I just think we need more reasons to bap people.