Attendance: 30 and Vault
Meeting Start: 10:00.3 freckles past a hair
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: We have the log book! If you’ve attended two meetings, you may sign it.
Movie: The Beginning of the End (and here it is in MST form!). It is about giant locusts that eat a city.
Office Resource: The office is still there. Star Trek has returned, but it may get snatched up very quickly again.
T-Shirt: Not active.
Trivia: Mike has it. What was the name of the short story that the movie A.I. was based off of? Aaron wins with “Super Toys Last All Summer Long.”
Party: Not active.
Discussion Group: The new topic is: After lasers, what will be the next major military advancement?
Constitution: Not active.
No Report: Joe’s work cabinets are not numbered in any meaningful fashion. 143, 144, 300, 145. 6, 7, 8, S, 11, 5, 12, 14, A, F, G, X. Cabinet 78 does not exist.
Officers Reports
Constable: He is rereading World War Z. The weekly bappable offense is showing up late when you did not appear at the last meeting.
Com Officer: I’m hoping to get a new job soon.
Chief of Operations: He cheated at trivia. Keep buying from our Amazon link. We also have a new referral program up. If you sign up for Amazon prime, we get $10.
Grand Nagus: In Argumentative Writing class, they have been watching Rashomon, a who-dunnit movie. They have to write a paper about the movie and they are not allowed to argue in it.
First Officer: Sarah was elected this meeting. She went to classes and she wishes she hadn’t.
Captain: He went overly dressed to a nursing conference and was asked four times where the bread rolls were. Also, all of the nursing department emails are wrong.
Old Business: Jon is not an officer. Elly is here. She brought Sarah. Rubber-because-Mike-is-allergic-to-latex monster zombie alien fest is still on the way.
Other Organizations
Anime: The first meeting is on Friday at 6:30pm in Baker B54.
Meeting End: 10:49 and Alex isn’t technically giving money during the meeting.
Quotes
Jon: We have Schrödinger’s money.
Eric: No one can walk and listen at the same time?
Jon: No one in THIS club.
Jon: It was the squirrels, I swear.
Anti-Mike: What was discussion group last week?
Joe: A failure?
Sarah: …Other than a few explosions during class.
Eric: We’ll pretend you’re hurling grenades through class.
Jack: Apparently it would take a 500 page dissertation. I’m pretty sure I could do it in 4.
Eric: Everyone’s arms look like lightsabers. Fleshy-colored lightsabers attached to their nubs of elbows.
Joe: First one was great. Second was good. That’s where I end.
Anti-Mike: The third movie…?
Joe: There were TWO movies and an animated film. That’s where I stand.
Jack: I didn’t throw it away. I just threw it away from me.
Willy Wonka: We can’t just wait.
Anti-Mike: It’s worked so far.
Sarah: I usually show up. It’s my only credential.
Abby: I was a great first officer! I led us to victory!
Dan: I started a revolution. Instead of just trying to not get elected, people are FIGHTING to elect each other.
Anti-Mike: For the president, we do not lower our heads and raise our hands.
Jack: It would increase voter turn out.
Forrest: Hey, look! Legible things!