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Minutes from 27 October 2011

Attendance: I think we have 12 and maybe 2i

Meeting Start: 10:01 and cartoons aside

Meeting End: 10:35 and no Long Island Iced Teas later


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: no one is here. we barely have quorum

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Dolemite – 1975
Why is everything so close to the camera?
Everyone in this movie is “acting”
Wait, what the hell just happened? THE BAD ACTING IS TOO DAMN DISTRACTING!
God, who thought that looked good? Fuck the 70s
The boom mike should be a major character in this movie
N-count:
13
H-count:
2
TOTALS FOR BLACKSPLOITATION MONTH!
N-count:
35 and 1 donkey
H-count:
5

Trivia: Bill: Who built the Metal Men? Answer: Professor Will Magnus. No one got it

Fundraising: Give monies

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Joel: Profiled bag a spaghetti noodles, 5 lbs, 59 noodle serving size, 40 servings. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Hero clix, work started second shift and it’s a “clusterfuck”

Constable: had tests, something about a chump change sign

Com Officer: Had an absolutely fabulous week until yesterday.

Grand Nagus: watched old boring Doctor Who, went wind sailing in Walgreen’s parking lot

First Officer: getting into FMA, bought blu-rays and is a poozer

Captain: doesn’t really remember, played stroke charades, and caused panic

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Motion to have meeting even when quorum is reached, but no motions may be passed. Seconded by Phil. Passed

Other Organizations

MCS and NERF? Maybe?

Quotes

Minutes for 24 August 2011

Attendance: 43

Meeting Start:10:02 and Jesus there is a lot of people here

Meeting End: 10:31 and 8 thousand seconds


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Raffle Winner: Alice! Yay Alice!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Fright Night WOO!

Trivia: Andrew: What author are we referencing with “42″? Answer: Douglas Adams-Phil got it.

Fundraising: Give monies

Party: We have them

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Sarah: Sasha’s ladder is broken. She fixed it on accident. No report

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Went to SDCC, played Hero Clix against retarded folk such as Gary who doesn’t believe Superman is from DC.

Constable: Got contacts, ARA in Heitz, taking 18 hours as a Bio Major

Com Officer: Went to SDCC, planning a wedding, getting screwed by bureaucracy

Grand Nagus: Bureaucratic nonsense, he does stuff with computers and depends on them and gets his work done. He gets to class, there are 4 flat screen TVs and no computers. There are now no computers in GCC and he now has to buy a computer and software.

First Officer: don’t have one yet :-)

Captain: Has 5 classes, 1 is completely known, 1 is partially known, and the other 3 are completely unknown in regards to time and place

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on Friday at 5.

Quotes

Minutes for 4 May 2011

Attendance: 12

Meeting Start: 12:00

Meeting End: 12:27


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: G.I. Joe the Movie

Trivia: Andrew: What is the fuel called in Battlestar Galactica? Answer: Tillium. No one got it– Andrew has trivia again next year.

Fundraising: We’ll see next year.

Party: We’re at it! Still lots of pizza left!

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: We’ll stay here and eat more pizza.

No Report: Adam: His class placed bets on whether he or another person would finish their test first… he won.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Grandma passed this week. :( Didn’t get the internship… it was a bad week. But she made delicious lembas!

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Last week of student teaching! Getting ready for the wedding, moving, and work next year.

Grand Nagus: Not here.

First Officer: Wants to see Thor.

Captain: Can get a 69% on his bio final to get an A, other semi-low grades for most other classes to get A’s. Been working a lot, spending time teaching people how to park.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Results of voting:

CAPTAIN: Adam

GRAND NAGUS: Andrew H

COM OFFICER: Rachel

CONSTABLE: Phil

CHIEF OF OPERATIONS: Bill

Congrats new officers!

Other Organizations

Quotes

Autobots: Ba Weep Gra Na Weep Ninny Bon

Minutes for 27 April 2011

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10:01 and full attendance!

Meeting End: 10:39


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sarah S brought boyfriend Zack and friend Josh!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Wizards
Things I Learned:
- Bruce Lee was half elf.
- Ticks come in three sizes: Small, Very Tiny, and Wooly Mammoth.
52 mins- Good idea. Her nipples already stick out enough; if she gets any colder, they might cut a hole in the fabric of reality.

Trivia: Joel: What sign to sirens use as a code in New Battlestar Galactica? Answer: All Along the Watchtower. Andrew got it.

Fundraising: Give us money.

Party: May be happening next Tuesday.

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S&S, food, whatever.

No Report: Andrew: Monday I was Superman.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: It was Easter=family gathering=games=beating everyone. Got a response on an potential internship, and they should give an answer on Friday! Last flute lesson ever this morning!

Constable: Multiple dapple offenses: Wearing boots, stripes, or the same shirt as him. Got Portal 2. Had a job interview last week, so he had to shave and cut his hair so he doesn’t look like a hobo anymore.

Com Officer: Got a job!! Working on an interview portfolio for a class (pointless, yes) and apartment hunting.

Grand Nagus: Going to miss everyone!

First Officer:

Captain:

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations for next semester:
Chief of Operations:
Adam
Bill

Constable:
Erik
Bill
Andrew
Andrew
Phil

Communications Officer:
Bill
Rachel

Grand Nagus:
Andrew H
Adam
Lauren

Captain
Phil
Adam
John

Motion to promote singing in falsetto to a permanently bappable offense
Amendment to motion: Excluding “I believe in a thing called love” and Queen in all forms.
Motion passed

Other Organizations

Nerf Commandos is dead

Quotes

Phil: XBox is looking for a PR specialist. Imagine that, getting to play with toys all day. That would actually be like being a gynecologist. It would ruin you.

Erik: Make a motion that we watch fucking Robo-Cop!
Phil: Fucking Robo-Cop sounds like a porno. *Electric screwdriver sounds* OUT OF LUBRICATION.

Rachel: I was creaming everyone.
Erik: Terrible verb choice…
Phil: She was creaming her entire family.

Erik: Is falsetto really such an offense?
Elly: I just think we need more reasons to bap people.

Minutes for 20 April 2011

Attendance: 10

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 10:27 and bye everyone


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people.

Office Resource: The office is still there, hopefully.

Movie: Terror Beneath the Sea
Things I Learned:
- If you want to make a girl happy, just hand her a telephone.

Trivia:

Fundraising: Give $$ directly!!

Party: May 3rd at 6pm

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group:

No Report: Andrew: Text a dirty word to 27126 “America ____”

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Lots of driving, last concert at Bradley

Constable:

Com Officer:

Grand Nagus:

First Officer: Dr. Who soon, his mom got married

Captain: Didn’t do shit, bio test tomorrow and other work

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes