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Minutes for 26 January 2011

Published on February 9, 2011 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:00 and where is everyone?

Meeting End: ?


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No one’s here and neither is the log book.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The Spirit (2008)

Trivia: Joel: What is the name of the elite pilotanit in Star Trek? Answer: Dick Massage. Bill was awarded honorary win. (Real answer was Red Squadron.)

Fundraising: Since 12-7, we’ve made $31.15

Party: Give us money.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Jon: Had a job interview with League of Legends and got a job offer– he gets to hang out in LA, play LOL and lurk on 4 chan.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Teacher thinks Pekin is hell. Secretary was a complete bitch. Played Hero

Constable: Played Angry Birds… Bears lost, it was sad. Hates waking up at 8:15. Friend is taking a pirate class. Taking piano for adults.

Com Officer: Not here.

Grand Nagus: Not here either!

First Officer: Creative writing class is awesome “Women, for some reason.” Played Descent and Hero Clix and DoD Source and listened to Aquabats “High-Five Soup.”

Captain: School with homework, going to get religious studies minor or chem minor. Feels weight of world.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Joel proposes formation of Constitution Reform Committee to get rid of by-laws. Seconded by Bill, passed.

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Minutes for 19 January 2011

Published on January 19, 2011 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 19

Meeting Start: I don’t know.

Meeting End:


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly Is here, Kelty is here.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: No movie today.

Trivia: Joel: What organization inducts new members with “Will you follow me into darkness, will you follow me into fire, will you follow me into fire?” Answer: The Membari Grey Council. No one got it.

Fundraising: Our Amazon kickback might be going away soonly, so buy stuff now!! More info here: http://www.perrymarshall.com/14347/illinois-kills-affiliate-marketing/ Write letters to Governor Quinn!

Party: Donate money.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Fluffy: There is an app that is just a diamond spinning around, for $500.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Spent break as an invalid. Played games, applied for an internship but was too late. :(

Constable: Bears are playing the Packers for the Superbowl this weekend in the NFC championships. Went to Florida and went to the Space Center. Played lots of games. The end of the new Donkey Kong game involves clogging up a volcano with the moon, which then erupts with bananas and pushes the moon back into place.

Com Officer: Started student teaching today, and it was ok, but weird. Tomorrow is Bears vs. Packers Day for teachers, though! GO BEARS!!

Grand Nagus: Not here. :(

First Officer: Got a two-foot ATAT for Christmas, saw Tron, lost his job, watched Robo-Cop 2 a lot.

Captain: Witnessed a crazy car accident. Watched all of QI, Fry and Laurie.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

We had a funny comment on the website from “Kenneth McCormick” about pregnancy after miscarriage.

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Quotes

Forrest: So much throbbing..

Erik: I lost him at fudge-packers.

Minutes for 7 December 2010: Party!!

Published on December 8, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 16

Meeting Start: 12:01

Meeting End: 12:47


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jack is here??? He gives me permission to forge his name. And Erich, our faculty advisor!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Tim Curry video we watched. It was terrible.

Trivia: Joel… who is not here. Erik: What is the only thing the Neutromatic Drink Dispenser can make? Answer: A tea-like substance. No one got it. We’ll just say Joel still has trivia.

Fundraising: Nov 1-Dec 6. Winner: Forrest’s anime cause there’s too much.

Party: WE’RE AT THE PARTY! YAAY!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: Went to Gamestop this morning to get the new WOW release. Gave the box and instruction manual back to the manager because he had the important part.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Tried to fix his computer but figures he has the whole break to work on it. Turned in a huge paper and gave a presentation on it. Now he has to hang around for the very last final- his only final.

Constable: Continues to have mutton chops. Had a bad stomachache/cramp yesterday. Thinks he may have been in labor. Not sure. Has been playing Assassin’s Creed, as the barber. Technically only has one final and it’s to read something he wrote already.

Com Officer: Met her new cooperating teacher and class for next semester. Cute second graders! But she misses her 8th graders.

Grand Nagus: Not here. :(

First Officer: Went to another big Philipino family event- pig roast. Little kids were taking pictures of the pig.

Captain: Bio Final on Friday and a chem final on Saturday. He’s been in Olin a lot.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Time for Spring elections! Here are the results:

GRAND NAGUS: Sarah R!

CAPTAIN: Phil!

FIRST OFFICER: Bill!

CONSTABLE: Erik!

COM OFFICER: Elly!

CHIEF OF OPERATIONS: Rachel!

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Quotes

Adam: This is what you get for wanting things. This is why I stopped wanting things.

Phil: Don’t make me disenfranchise you.

Erik: Are any of your stories not about there being too many Asians?

Phil: Just kidding, I love the Jewish people.
Erik: They do my taxes!

Bill: I’m a man of few words…
Erik: No you’re not.
Rachel: That’s what I said!
Bill: Ok, well, a few words I do like… Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.

Erik: I just remembered, this is a meeting, I can hit you.

Erik: The second time is harder than the first.
Elly: That’s what she said.

Fluffy: I’m emo now.
Erik: Would you like to borrow my bangs to cover your eyes?
Fluffy: Fuck you.

Erik: Where’s the yellow journalism?
Adam: I could pee on it if you want…

Minutes for 1 December 2010

Published on December 1, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 22

Meeting Start: no comment.

Meeting End: 10:49


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sarah’s boyfriend RJ stopped by!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: My Little Pony: The Movie
Got the absolute worst rating possible on this website. All ponies have tramp stamps.

Trivia: Bill: Who was the original Green Lantern? Answer: Alan Scott. Joel got it.

Fundraising:

Party: Party will be at 6pm next Tuesday, December 7th. BRING MONEY!

Discussion Group: ..eh

No Report: Fluffy: Mechanical engineers, get out while you still can.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Had Thanksgiving. Finished his 15 page lit review. Having computer troubles and heater troubles. Could have made a garment with his air filter. EW.

Constable: Has gigantic mutton chops. Beat Assassin’s Creed. His birthday was on Thanksgiving.

Com Officer: Excited for student teaching, but can’t get ahold of her cooperating teacher.. Got a ton of clothes left behind by her bipolar distant relative.

Grand Nagus: Will be in DC this summer for an internship! Boring Thanksgiving.. studied. Sat through another painful senate meeting… the annoying … person… clicked her pen in rhythm for an entire hour.

First Officer: Had Thanksgiving with her huge Philippino family. Then her family ate out the next two nights and they got kicked out of a stir-fry restaurant for making racist comments about the Chinese staff.

Captain: Has lots of papers to write. Killed rats for many hours. And ate cake in the bio lab. Has tests still, before finals next week.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations:
Grand Nagus: Sarah R.
Constable: Erik, Rachel, Bill, Fluffy
First Officer: Bill, Sarah S.
Captain: Fluffy, Phil
Com Officer: Elly, Erik
Chief: Adam, Jon, Rachel

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Quotes

Erik: Did we ever do anything about the TV cart in the office?
Adam: SHHHHHHHHHHH.
Elly: Is it still in there??
Adam: See? My strategy worked.
Erik: Well, you did defer it by two and a half years.

Erik: The Scout reported something inaccurately???? AHHHHH!!

Erik: It’s gonna be hard running this year, my steed died.

Minutes for 10 November 2010

Published on November 17, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 24

Meeting Start: 10:02

Meeting End: 10:43


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Willy Wonka is here! :)

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Kiss Me Quick… X-rated in ’64…

Trivia: Troy: Who makes the mention processors? Answer: Intel. Anton got it.

Fundraising: We made $12.82 for the month of October, $7.52 for November so far. Weirdest thing for October: Wood Heat. The office wins (no one would claim the purchase)

Party:

Discussion Group:

No Report: Joel: A drawing prompt: (Phil and Erik are already making a competition out of this) Draw a penis being inserted into another penis which is attached to a much larger penis with a face and arms who is in turn attached to a tyrannosaurus rex which is fighting a space shark on the surface of the moon next to the Eagle lunar lander while Buzz and Neil are lounging on deck chairs drinking from straws which are stuck into the ground of the moon. Because the moon is an intergalactic brewery.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Learned the Charleston at swing. Has been sleeping. Downloaded Legend of the Seeker this summer and watched it again last night- just happened to pick up on a recap episode.

Constable: Busy week last week… had to shoot, capture, and edit a project in less than an hour, but he’s a badass so he did it.

Com Officer: Has an informational interview with a principal on Friday.. Making apple pie shots after.

Grand Nagus: She’s in D.C.!

First Officer: Watched Buffy for the first time. Made a fort in Harper to watch movies in. Finished that design project- a car that doesn’t move.

Captain: Ordered 20 cute little rats to drug up with nicotine. Will be reimbursed for cigarettes from Bradley. His neighbor died, and he’s sad cause he liked him.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Concert in Dingeldine at 3pm on Sunday.

Other Organizations

Nerf, MCS

Quotes

Adam: Who bought “Wood Heat?”
Bill: Probably Forrest. His name implies it was him.

Adam: You should have waited to hear the whole prompt. Your penises are too big.
Elly: There’s something they won’t ever hear again.

Phil: Who’s going to bed?
Erik: Me and your mom!
Phil: Meg’s a nice person.