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Minutes for 7 September 2011

Published on September 9, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 24

Meeting Start: 10:01 and all the lights are on

Meeting End: 10:32 and no sexual harassment charges later


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: More names for the log book.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: COPKILLERS
Main theme (aptly dubbed Copkillers on the prairie)…“I will discover the sunshine not rain!” Good for cop killing? I think so.
Apparently you cannot get a cold shower in Mexico.
6 shooters have infinite bullets. Shotguns, however, do not.
Cops can’t hear you if you’re under a car.
An ice cream truck is more maneuverable than a motorcycle.
I wish this movie had more action and less awkward yelling.
Do cocaine off a hotel room bible, it’ll do you good.

Trivia: Emily: First person Smeagol ever killed. Answer: Deagol. Jeremy got it.

Fundraising: Give monies

Party: There will be one

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Sarah: Dropped her ID in her steering wheel and couldn’t get to it easily.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Leaving TRU, has an awesome grandpa, went to family stuff with Rachel

Constable: Quit Com Choir, has a test tomorrow, and has bike with no bike lock

Com Officer: Internship lolz, answers the phone a lot and doesn’t have a lot of supervision

Grand Nagus: Has a class in the parking deck

First Officer: Rushing…eeeeeewww…and is in film appric

Captain: Has to go to other people Practicums for his Practicum, Markin hates him, watched someone pass out

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

MCS on Friday at 5
Nerf soon

Quotes

General whining about Brian aka Fluffy’s No Report.

Minutes for 31 August 2011

Published on September 3, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: Oh, 10 0 1/2 and 84 popsicles

Meeting End: 10:35 and about half as many popsicles as before


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: NEW MEMBERS!

Office Resource: The office is still there. Maybe.

Movie: Don’t go in the House
“Come in to see mother.” The worst pickup line in history.
Oh 70’s fashion, its so passé.
Puns. So. Many. Puns. Ooh look! LEOPARD PRINT BOOTY!
So I gave that bitch a candle to the face. Bitches love candles to the face.
Ok, he’s on fire and can open a door, but can’t stop, drop, and roll? Some priest he is.

Trivia: Phil: What was the name that Aragorn took when ascending to the throne of Gondor. Answer: Elessar Emily got it.

Fundraising:

Party:

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: S’n'S

No Report: Erik: For the last week or so, thinking about getting a game. PC or XBox. Got it on PC. Tried to log in and Ubisoft is down. No Report.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played Heroclix and didn’t beat Gary

Constable: Junior is going to be hard for him, had to read 4 ch. is physics, 4 ch. in genetics, can’t use punent squares, reading a book in religious studies about orientalism and has no extra time.

Com Officer: Going to graduate, finally, went to a bridal show, has to readjust wedding budget.

Grand Nagus: Stuff and a mac, with stuff.

First Officer: BANT was voted into office! Keeping up with classes and looking up movie news.

Captain: Now knows his whole schedule and has an education teacher who is insane.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Nominees for 1st Officer: Bant (seconded by Bill), Patrick (seconded by Adam), and Michael (seconded by Adam)

Other Organizations

MCS is on Friday at 5:00.
Fencing on Tuesday.
Swing dancing on Sundays and they need more boys.

Quotes

Erik: The goiter is full of crazy.

Phil- Make it a hipster wedding, everyone gets a Polaroid camera.

Bant: (while giving his speech to be 1st officer) I’ve had leadership roles before.

Minutes for 16 February 2011

Published on February 16, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 18

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 10:37


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Anton and Phil are now friends on Facebook. Yay?

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Space Mutiny
- Disney’s last words were “Saran wrap.”
- Paintball armor can protect you from lasers
- Nothing gets a woman’s juices flowing like the feeling of real authentic imitation astroturf under her back

Trivia: Bill: Name the four members of the Doom Control. Answer: whatever… Rachel got it.

Fundraising: ?

Party: B CON

Constitution Reform Committee: Amendment II proposed: Vote on things immediately rather than many meetings later. Passed by exec. Club members will vote at the next meeting.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Sarah S. found a roommate for next year and her name it Sarah too.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Religious studies class is giving her grief, the teacher argues with her about everything and dissed Star Trek.

Constable: Couldn’t get a new game because he had to pay for cable. Got cheese for Valentine’s Day!

Com Officer: Been teaching more… had some crazy days lately. Puke-o-rama in the classroom last week, lesson about the water cycle today that she has to watch the video from, and behavior problems galore. Good news: found out that she is not only endorsed for English, but also social studies! And 2 credits away from science.

Grand Nagus: Officially hates someone! Has tried to be civil with this person all year, and they pushed her over the line. She yelled “Fuck you” down the hallway and the person told her, “We can hear you in here,” and Sarah replied, “I don’t care this will be in the Scout anyway.”

First Officer: Something about a video game.

Captain: He kind of skipped it.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

*Specific disorder* Nerds-related (the candy… haha)

Bill: I’d rather lose to Rachel than Smelly Fuckin Gary.
Elly: I love his nicknames for people.
Rachel: Smelly Gary?
Elly: Smelly Fuckin Gary.
Rachel: Oh. Well I honestly don’t think he fucks.

Minutes for 9 February 2011

Published on February 9, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 20

Meeting Start: 10 and la cu ca racha

Meeting End:


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: People are here, and they are signing the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Galaxy of Terror
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Never put a banshee in a washing machine
- The only thing better than wearing a seatbelt is wearing a blonde wearing a seatbelt.

Trivia: Bill: I missed it but it doesn’t matter because no one got it. Bill still has it.

Fundraising: Time to vote for the creepy bird trophy!
Winner of the Weirdest Thing Award: Cthulhurotica, purchased by Ashley.

Party: B-CON is coming up, weekend before spring break. Give us more money.

Constitution Reform Committee: Things will happen soon!

Discussion Group:

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played WOW over our many snow days. Sat in the wrong seat at a concert by mistake and a lady came up and yelled at her. Played Hero Clix and beat Gary.

Constable: All mixed up from snow days. Woke up today and didn’t know what day it was. It’s really cold… that’s taking up a lot of his attention lately. Saw True Grit, thought it was pretty true to the original.

Com Officer: Been student teaching 2nd graders, who are probably the most selective hearers ever. Did nothing but watch movies and drink spiked hot cocoa last week over the snow days. Oh, and made a Jabba the Hut snowman last Wednesday in honor of Psi Phi.

Grand Nagus: Student senate stuff… Treasurer left.

First Officer: Watched a lot of movies over snow days. Prince of Darkness was really good. Creative writing is still going really well, got to read a story in class today.

Captain: Three snow days. Don’t day drink for too long. Like 10 hours. 10 hours is too long.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Bill found three autographed Star Wars photos, so he wants to get frames for them to hang in the office.
Jon wants to move that Texas be an enemy of Psi Phi. Passed.
Motion to exclude Arlan, Texas. Passed.

Other Organizations

Anton: Skeptics, the discussion group of intellectual conversations, is held on Mondays at 8pm in Bradley Hall 125.
Author of Redwall books died.

Quotes

Erik: I’m so tired of waiting when I want to drive drunk!! GOD!

Phil: John got his appendix out, it was a sad day.
John: I still can’t find it.
Elly: You mean they didn’t let you keep it in a jar?
John: No! They wouldn’t let me have it.
Jeremy: It’s biological waste!
Erik: So is poop, but they don’t take that away from you!

Phil: Did you just nudge me? That’s so weird!

Erik: My friend made a snowman out of tits.
Elly: Out of tits? Like, he ripped them off of people, and…
Erik: No, like snow tits. Made tits out of snow.

Sarah: He resigned, because, as my friend put it, he just couldn’t finish…

Phil: I am a wizard and I have a weak constitution.
Erik: That, and you were drinking from a handle of $8 vodka.

Erik: One time last summer my cousin asked me if something was Facebook official and I threw a rock at her.

Another year another sunburn

Published on August 10, 2010 in Updates. 0 Comments

It’s that time of year again fellow Psi Phi members!  Activities fair time.  So come hang out at our table and help recruit our newest members!

Monday August 23rd from 1-4 pm.

Our table is number 93.

http://www.bradley.edu/sao/policies/regform.shtml