Minutes for 16 February 2011

Published on February 16, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 18

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 10:37


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Anton and Phil are now friends on Facebook. Yay?

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Space Mutiny
- Disney’s last words were “Saran wrap.”
- Paintball armor can protect you from lasers
- Nothing gets a woman’s juices flowing like the feeling of real authentic imitation astroturf under her back

Trivia: Bill: Name the four members of the Doom Control. Answer: whatever… Rachel got it.

Fundraising: ?

Party: B CON

Constitution Reform Committee: Amendment II proposed: Vote on things immediately rather than many meetings later. Passed by exec. Club members will vote at the next meeting.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Sarah S. found a roommate for next year and her name it Sarah too.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Religious studies class is giving her grief, the teacher argues with her about everything and dissed Star Trek.

Constable: Couldn’t get a new game because he had to pay for cable. Got cheese for Valentine’s Day!

Com Officer: Been teaching more… had some crazy days lately. Puke-o-rama in the classroom last week, lesson about the water cycle today that she has to watch the video from, and behavior problems galore. Good news: found out that she is not only endorsed for English, but also social studies! And 2 credits away from science.

Grand Nagus: Officially hates someone! Has tried to be civil with this person all year, and they pushed her over the line. She yelled “Fuck you” down the hallway and the person told her, “We can hear you in here,” and Sarah replied, “I don’t care this will be in the Scout anyway.”

First Officer: Something about a video game.

Captain: He kind of skipped it.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

*Specific disorder* Nerds-related (the candy… haha)

Bill: I’d rather lose to Rachel than Smelly Fuckin Gary.
Elly: I love his nicknames for people.
Rachel: Smelly Gary?
Elly: Smelly Fuckin Gary.
Rachel: Oh. Well I honestly don’t think he fucks.

Minutes for 9 February 2011

Published on February 9, 2011 in Updates. 0 Comments

Attendance: 20

Meeting Start: 10 and la cu ca racha

Meeting End:


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: People are here, and they are signing the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Galaxy of Terror
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Never put a banshee in a washing machine
- The only thing better than wearing a seatbelt is wearing a blonde wearing a seatbelt.

Trivia: Bill: I missed it but it doesn’t matter because no one got it. Bill still has it.

Fundraising: Time to vote for the creepy bird trophy!
Winner of the Weirdest Thing Award: Cthulhurotica, purchased by Ashley.

Party: B-CON is coming up, weekend before spring break. Give us more money.

Constitution Reform Committee: Things will happen soon!

Discussion Group:

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Played WOW over our many snow days. Sat in the wrong seat at a concert by mistake and a lady came up and yelled at her. Played Hero Clix and beat Gary.

Constable: All mixed up from snow days. Woke up today and didn’t know what day it was. It’s really cold… that’s taking up a lot of his attention lately. Saw True Grit, thought it was pretty true to the original.

Com Officer: Been student teaching 2nd graders, who are probably the most selective hearers ever. Did nothing but watch movies and drink spiked hot cocoa last week over the snow days. Oh, and made a Jabba the Hut snowman last Wednesday in honor of Psi Phi.

Grand Nagus: Student senate stuff… Treasurer left.

First Officer: Watched a lot of movies over snow days. Prince of Darkness was really good. Creative writing is still going really well, got to read a story in class today.

Captain: Three snow days. Don’t day drink for too long. Like 10 hours. 10 hours is too long.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Bill found three autographed Star Wars photos, so he wants to get frames for them to hang in the office.
Jon wants to move that Texas be an enemy of Psi Phi. Passed.
Motion to exclude Arlan, Texas. Passed.

Other Organizations

Anton: Skeptics, the discussion group of intellectual conversations, is held on Mondays at 8pm in Bradley Hall 125.
Author of Redwall books died.

Quotes

Erik: I’m so tired of waiting when I want to drive drunk!! GOD!

Phil: John got his appendix out, it was a sad day.
John: I still can’t find it.
Elly: You mean they didn’t let you keep it in a jar?
John: No! They wouldn’t let me have it.
Jeremy: It’s biological waste!
Erik: So is poop, but they don’t take that away from you!

Phil: Did you just nudge me? That’s so weird!

Erik: My friend made a snowman out of tits.
Elly: Out of tits? Like, he ripped them off of people, and…
Erik: No, like snow tits. Made tits out of snow.

Sarah: He resigned, because, as my friend put it, he just couldn’t finish…

Phil: I am a wizard and I have a weak constitution.
Erik: That, and you were drinking from a handle of $8 vodka.

Erik: One time last summer my cousin asked me if something was Facebook official and I threw a rock at her.

Minutes for 26 January 2011

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Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:00 and where is everyone?

Meeting End: ?


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No one’s here and neither is the log book.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The Spirit (2008)

Trivia: Joel: What is the name of the elite pilotanit in Star Trek? Answer: Dick Massage. Bill was awarded honorary win. (Real answer was Red Squadron.)

Fundraising: Since 12-7, we’ve made $31.15

Party: Give us money.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Jon: Had a job interview with League of Legends and got a job offer– he gets to hang out in LA, play LOL and lurk on 4 chan.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Teacher thinks Pekin is hell. Secretary was a complete bitch. Played Hero

Constable: Played Angry Birds… Bears lost, it was sad. Hates waking up at 8:15. Friend is taking a pirate class. Taking piano for adults.

Com Officer: Not here.

Grand Nagus: Not here either!

First Officer: Creative writing class is awesome “Women, for some reason.” Played Descent and Hero Clix and DoD Source and listened to Aquabats “High-Five Soup.”

Captain: School with homework, going to get religious studies minor or chem minor. Feels weight of world.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Joel proposes formation of Constitution Reform Committee to get rid of by-laws. Seconded by Bill, passed.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Minutes for 19 January 2011

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Attendance: 19

Meeting Start: I don’t know.

Meeting End:


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly Is here, Kelty is here.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: No movie today.

Trivia: Joel: What organization inducts new members with “Will you follow me into darkness, will you follow me into fire, will you follow me into fire?” Answer: The Membari Grey Council. No one got it.

Fundraising: Our Amazon kickback might be going away soonly, so buy stuff now!! More info here: http://www.perrymarshall.com/14347/illinois-kills-affiliate-marketing/ Write letters to Governor Quinn!

Party: Donate money.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Fluffy: There is an app that is just a diamond spinning around, for $500.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Spent break as an invalid. Played games, applied for an internship but was too late. :(

Constable: Bears are playing the Packers for the Superbowl this weekend in the NFC championships. Went to Florida and went to the Space Center. Played lots of games. The end of the new Donkey Kong game involves clogging up a volcano with the moon, which then erupts with bananas and pushes the moon back into place.

Com Officer: Started student teaching today, and it was ok, but weird. Tomorrow is Bears vs. Packers Day for teachers, though! GO BEARS!!

Grand Nagus: Not here. :(

First Officer: Got a two-foot ATAT for Christmas, saw Tron, lost his job, watched Robo-Cop 2 a lot.

Captain: Witnessed a crazy car accident. Watched all of QI, Fry and Laurie.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

We had a funny comment on the website from “Kenneth McCormick” about pregnancy after miscarriage.

Other Organizations

Quotes

Forrest: So much throbbing..

Erik: I lost him at fudge-packers.

Minutes for 7 December 2010: Party!!

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Attendance: 16

Meeting Start: 12:01

Meeting End: 12:47


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jack is here??? He gives me permission to forge his name. And Erich, our faculty advisor!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Tim Curry video we watched. It was terrible.

Trivia: Joel… who is not here. Erik: What is the only thing the Neutromatic Drink Dispenser can make? Answer: A tea-like substance. No one got it. We’ll just say Joel still has trivia.

Fundraising: Nov 1-Dec 6. Winner: Forrest’s anime cause there’s too much.

Party: WE’RE AT THE PARTY! YAAY!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: Went to Gamestop this morning to get the new WOW release. Gave the box and instruction manual back to the manager because he had the important part.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Tried to fix his computer but figures he has the whole break to work on it. Turned in a huge paper and gave a presentation on it. Now he has to hang around for the very last final- his only final.

Constable: Continues to have mutton chops. Had a bad stomachache/cramp yesterday. Thinks he may have been in labor. Not sure. Has been playing Assassin’s Creed, as the barber. Technically only has one final and it’s to read something he wrote already.

Com Officer: Met her new cooperating teacher and class for next semester. Cute second graders! But she misses her 8th graders.

Grand Nagus: Not here. :(

First Officer: Went to another big Philipino family event- pig roast. Little kids were taking pictures of the pig.

Captain: Bio Final on Friday and a chem final on Saturday. He’s been in Olin a lot.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Time for Spring elections! Here are the results:

GRAND NAGUS: Sarah R!

CAPTAIN: Phil!

FIRST OFFICER: Bill!

CONSTABLE: Erik!

COM OFFICER: Elly!

CHIEF OF OPERATIONS: Rachel!

Other Organizations

Quotes

Adam: This is what you get for wanting things. This is why I stopped wanting things.

Phil: Don’t make me disenfranchise you.

Erik: Are any of your stories not about there being too many Asians?

Phil: Just kidding, I love the Jewish people.
Erik: They do my taxes!

Bill: I’m a man of few words…
Erik: No you’re not.
Rachel: That’s what I said!
Bill: Ok, well, a few words I do like… Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.

Erik: I just remembered, this is a meeting, I can hit you.

Erik: The second time is harder than the first.
Elly: That’s what she said.

Fluffy: I’m emo now.
Erik: Would you like to borrow my bangs to cover your eyes?
Fluffy: Fuck you.

Erik: Where’s the yellow journalism?
Adam: I could pee on it if you want…