Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10

Meeting End: 10:40 and Phil won’t get in trouble this week!

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people, but lotsa 2nd timers!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie:
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Playing pool in a strip club has some unique challenges.
- Cops usually frisk people after pulling them over for running a red light.
- Ambulances take several hours to respond.
- Don’t sleep with a guy unless you know his last name.

Trivia: Troy: What does SSE stand for? (Erik’s guess was super sexy eggplant. it was wrong.) Troy has trivia again next week.

Fundraising: Buy stuff.

Party: Donate money if you want pizza.

Tshirt Committee: Will be about $12 each. Bring $12 next week if you want one!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: Fuck everything, Machete was the best movie ever.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Spent 7 hours at a nursing home. Went swing dancing

Constable: Got a new phone. Went shopping for humans vs zombies and used the money from bradley to buy a $30 nerf gun.

Com Officer: Started novice teaching and it’s awesome! Went to St. Charles last weekend and her friend got punched in the face randomly.

Grand Nagus: Overwhelmed with school. Student government has been taking over her life. Had to call two girls to crush their dreams and then call two other to tell them that they won a position.

First Officer: Got abducted by her parents and they gave her cookies. Only got on WOW one night this week. Played Bejeweled during calc.

Captain: Watched the last episode of The Next Generation and felt the same way as when he read the last page of Harry Potter, or at the end of Toy Story 3. Not sure what to do with his life now, since watching Star Trek has been all he does since May.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Will be on the 30th, which is more conveniently a Saturday.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

Come to Nerf! Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10pm in the Performance Court at Markin.
Humans vs Zomies! Sign up! It starts Sunday at 6pm, and registration ends right then. Go to bu.hvzsource.com. There are informational meetings where you will learn about the rules. Their times and locations are on that website.
At the library this Friday, there will be free pizza and games!
Swing dancing at Markin at 8pm!

Quotes

Phil: What the fuck does hollow laser beam mean? Is it insincere?

Erik: Hey Jon, you said log.
Phil: And you mean penis?
Erik: No, I was thinking turd. QUEER

Phil: Let it be known that Jon is a trailer.
Jon: Let it be known that trailer trash is in Pekin.

Sarah: [typed to Ashley on Phil's computer] Ashley, I need to tell you about my boyfriend!
Elly: She’s gonna think that’s from Phil!

Attendance: 13

Meeting Start: 2200 hrs and Fluffy is late

Meeting End: 2249 and Fluffy was late.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Hinman twins are here, but Phil made them come. He took them here. More new people next week!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Bad Taste”
- Sledgehammers are laying around all over the place in New Zealand
- Pinecones are about the least threatening thing you can throw at someone carrying a chainsaw

Trivia: Phil: What is Thor’s Hammer’s name? Mjollnir. Erik got it.

Fundraising: $8.21 over the summer from the amazon account

Party: Disbanded

T-Shirt Committee: Will present design to newbies next week and see how many people are interested.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Apparently Fluffy is a thieving unethical Jew.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Learned how to swing dance.

Constable: Let the record show that Bill is owed a bap. Worked in St. Louis at the Air Force Base over the summer. First intern ever to get the commander’s coin for excellence! Has a Meat Tenderizer.

Com Officer: Worked and took classes over the summer, and found a wedding dress.

Grand Nagus: Spent summer in Chicago at an internship, and lived across from the Gene Siskel movie center, so she saw a lot of movies, including Metropolis. 99.9% sure she saw George Lucas going to a movie with a group of young African American women but wasn’t sure until later… disappointed that she didn’t figure it out, and missed the opportunity to tell him how much his movies fucking suck lately.

First Officer: Not yet chosen.

Captain: See Quotes. Pretty much covers it.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.

New Business

Fluffy wants to organize a trip to see the new Michael Cera movie.

Other Organizations

Nerf Commandoes will be back eventually. Erik will email you. Join the Facebook group.
MCS will exist soon. They are also undead.

Quotes

Erik: You know the rules Phil. You have to bind their eyes.

Erik: Fluffy, I feel like you’re the person most likely to know a rich person.

Phil: Tremont itself is not trashy. Just some of the people are.

Erik: YOu’ve never been hit softly with a sharp hammer before?

Erik: She was really hot.
Adam: Was? Is she dead?
Phil: No. She’s um. Pretending to be a man now.
Erik: And you dated this girl?
(Jon laughing through telecommunication)
Phil: Yes. And now she is going out with a man, who I can only assume is another woman pretending to be a man, named Piper. She goes to Knox, so she fits in a lot more now.

Twin: How does she sign her checks?
Jon in computer: With her penis.

Jon in computer: Phil, your man-boobs have turned another one to the dark side.