Date: September 17th, 2008
Meeting Start: 10:03: and seven seconds after a sneeze
Attendance: 25
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Katherine is back, and Kurt and Andy are new. Kurt left before the end of the meeting.
Movie: The bad movie is Blood Freak.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
T-Shirt: Ideas for t-shirts include a bad movie style screaming woman with bloody letters.
Trivia: Katie has trivia: What is the author of the series that inspired HBO’s True Blood? Katie continues to have trivia. The answer was Charlaine Harris.
Party: Forrest is still looking for donations.
Discussion Group: The new topic: The website?
Constitution: Not active.
Fundraising: There has been discussion of fundraising, including a movie night. Ashley and Erich have discussed a Psi-Phi production of Shuggoth on the Roof.
No Report: Willy Wonka was pulled over in Bethlehem. He also has seen delicious cookie recipes.
Officers Reports
Constable: He was outside in a bathrobe and bare feet early in the morning. The bappable offense of the week is sitting on the inside of the tables.
Com Officer: She has been performing experiments.
Chief of Operations: He made an RSS feed of death and destruction.
Grand Nagus: His school sleep habits are back, and he’s been having about three papers due a week.
First Officer: Unfortunately, there have been no grenades during class. She has never mentioned PsiPhi to her parents, but is planning on putting PsiPhi on her resume.
Captain: Our titles are very strange for banks. There are also two types of orgasms: Sexual orgasms and sneezes.
Old Business: The usual.
New Business: We have letters. We have been invited to a game night in the library on September 26th, at 8:30pm.
Other Organizations
Anime: They are watching Heat Guy J and Denno Coil.
MCS: Fridays at 5pm in the Student Center Cafeteria.
Order of Xeen: Traveller has been going on at the usual place.
LAN: On Saturday nights.
Other:
- Pirates tickets are still on sale.
- We are not banned from Shackathon.
Meeting End: 10 and 52 minutes and seven seconds after the sneeze
Quotes
Anti-Mike: You counted normally, are you sure you’re right?
Anti-Mike: If you break the Braves room, the team will track you down and kill you.
Adam: The football team?
Forrest: Sex? Why would you pay for sex? On movie night?
Anti-Mike: The sex is free. The snacks are for money.
Forrest: Oh, that’s what they’re calling it these days.
Forrest: Give me money so I can buy your fucking pizza.
Anti-Mike: Can I have a non-fucking pizza?
Monica: You should have put pants on!
Eric: I’m not going to do that!
Adam: So, “if we sneeze with a cold, we better be smiling.”
Anti-Mike: You can fake a sneeze.
Jon: Furry pedophiles is not worth free food.
Eric: Everything is worth free food!
Eric: It’s better to be God’s worst enemy than a nobody.
Adam: Yay, David Tennant is my hero!
Eric: Triple X: This time, he’s Mexican.
Eric: The first movie wasn’t bad… in the sexual content way, not in a good movie way.
Adam: The office is still there.
Sarah: What about the TV cart?
Adam: It’s still there.
Someone: If you keep it [trivia] hard, you can have it every week.
Eric; That’s what she said.
Anti-Mike: It’s a love square.
Adam: It’s a love rhombus.
Eric: Except no one wants to have sex with each other.
Adam: Your lightsaber goes through anything.
Eric: Is that a steel bar? Raaaaaagh.
Ashley: The hymen would be no problem, then.
Alex: Where everyone is a Jedi no matter how hard you try to make them something else.
Eric: You want to own a cantina? Fuck yooooou.
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