Attendance: 10:02:1/3
Meeting Start: 19 and pi squared
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Andrew Evans and Megan Doggett were married on Mole Day.
Movie: Bad movie is Eye for an Eye.
Office Resource: Still there.
Trivia: Ashley has trivia? What actual ghost town is Silent Hill based on? Centrailia, PA. Willy Wonka has trivia.
Party: Fofo asks for money in a Dracula voice. We now have $30.
Discussion Group: What ET problem would require all governments to work together?
Fundraising: None.
No Report: Fofo’s theater class; DADA SMASH!
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Brought us pie for his birthday and has mono.
Constable: This week’s bappable offense is anyone who’s said hickie. Tired and pathetic.
Com Officer: Has obviously been having fun. May get fudged into Psi Chi because I’m in the wrong percentile and valuable.
Grand Nagus: Does not do well with local anaesthesia. Skipped class for surgery.
First Officer: Not going to compete with pie and cheese. Did not fail accounting test.
Captain: Plays lots of video games. Router is trying to trick him. .8 is .9 for no reason.
Old Business: None.
New Business: Zombie-…-fest is on Sunday. Baker B54. Noon-11. Bring movies.
Other Organizations
Anime: Meeting on Friday. Fofo forgot to schedule it.
MCS: None.
Order of Xeen: Traveller will not be happening.
Theater: Shadow Theater on the 31st.
Other: LAN at 7:30pm.
Meeting End: 10:49:1/2
Quotes
Xeen: So beer is now as good for you as wine?
Forrest: No. The transitive property does not apply to all beer.
A-Mike: Religious warfare committee.
Erik: What if it was an insurance scam fraud?
Jon: That would be silly because I don’t have insurance.
Jack: You’re getting food and friends. Otherwise, we hate you.
Jack: Have you been shorting me on tips?
Forrest: No sir! Why would I do that?
A-Mike: On your knees!
Adam: She asked what I could do to improve. I said I could study and not sleep through class…
Forrest: Other organizations. I raise my hand. I select myself.
Jon: Bluetooth: Now everyone can have Tourettes.
A-Mike: We could impeach him.
Jon: No one knows the impeachment process because it’s on the bapper.
Forrest: Someone kill the Christians.
Monica: I’ve been trying.
Jon: They come back.
A-Mike: I’ll be at home, wishing my throat wasn’t full of razor blades.
Jack: That’s where my blades went!
Jon: The sheep have been putting stuff in the water so they won’t be made into sheepskin condoms!
A-Mike: Our security has been upgraded.
?: The wrong numbers are electrified.
Jack: The right numbers are electrified. You should wear rubber gloves.
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