Attendance: 18 and lots of cookies
Meeting Start: 10:01:and 30 seconds after finishing a cookie
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Anti-Mike, Alex, and Dan are here.
Movie: Quantum of Solace has an imaginary plot. The bad movie: House 2, the Second Story.
Office Resource: The office is still there. Please remember to turn off the lights and TV.
Trivia: By phone: What class of starship is the Enterprise? Xeen has it again with the Soverign.
Party: None.
Discussion Group: How did Han Solo turn into Indiana Jones?
Fundraising: Anti-Mike raised 6 cents.
No Report: Alex disappeared for a couple weeks, visited Indiana grad school, and helped move a 500lb stone around.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Is actually here. The play has claimed his body and soul.
Constable: Second annual Jack Porkin’s day; you will be bapped if you do not comply. Guaranteed to succeed if he wears dark hats and drinks 10 shots.
Com Officer: ?
Grand Nagus: Has been playing Fallout 3 and Planescape: Torment. Gained a wisdom from someone disappearing. Went outside at 4am to smoke a cigar.
First Officer: Been hiding at home except for classes. She feels no need for grenades at home.
Captain: Slept through most of this week. Found his Lord of the Rings gamecube game.
Old Business: None.
New Business: None.
Other Organizations
Anime: Nothing.
MCS: Maybe playig Starcraft.
Order of Xeen: Traveller will be happening.
Theater: None.
Other: LAN will be there at 7pm.
Meeting End: 10:45 and seconds after Comma Chameleon
Quotes
Jack: Oh, it’s the plot of Indiana Jones.
Alex: I don’t remember dinosaurs.
Jack: Time constraints. You understand.
Forrest: There will be no eating. There is only Zuul!
Adam: Resurrection spell that gives full HP, mana, AND it’s your turn.
Erik: We call this the Mulligan.
Jack: Meeting on Friday. At 5.
Jon: Wow. New and different.
Anti-Mike: Remember: Next time I play SBAM, I will play the US and invade Canada. I will use the moose to invade Mexico.
Jack: I had an overwhelming urge to smoke. I’ve never smoked before.
Sarah: Are you pregnant?
Jack: Yes. That must be it.
Erik: I did read the constitution. Sober this time.
Jon: That’s cheating!
Anti-Mike: Careful. Reading the constitution might summon the demons within the bapper.
Dan: You forgot to mention that when you entered my house.
Anti-Mike: And you called me your friend.
Jack: I think that’s the only reason I would ever smoke a cigar: To be a bad ass.
Jon: I don’t need to go onto Wiki and look up “multidisc gamecube games.” I have that kind of time, but I don’t want to use it that way.
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