Minutes for December 9, 2008

Attendance: 17
Meeting Start: 12:05 and five minutes after I should have.

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: No newbies.
Movie: The bad movie is Fright Show. Saw Bolt.
Office Resource: Still there. Please don’t put anything in the fridge. Original Zombies is back.
Trivia: Xeen wins. I wish I had more than the answer: They will have unintended consequences.
Party: Going well. This is his sixth party. He needs to start collecting money for next semester.
Fundraising: There will be a contest for weirdest thing purchased on Amazon.
Discussion Group: Happened. New topic: How Ghandi can defeat Bad Horse?
No Report: Instead of refereeing, Erik played and won.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Still busy with the Oresteia. May not get to go home over X-mas. Car is fixed. Cell phone is charged. Managed to insult the head of the department.
Constable: He repeats his no report. Classes are over. His portfolio has pictures and he did not delete them all. Took photo of a dealer.
Com Officer: Has been having bad social days with girls making comments about her weight.
Grand Nagus: Stayed up to write a paper, but didn’t write it. His Sims burnt down the town. Used secret police to collect people who disagreed with philosophy.
First Officer: Ended up in a ditch trying to get here. Makes awesome, un-jostled cookies.
Captain: Remade his D&D character.

Old Business: Movie-fest is on the way.
New Business: Elections.
Captain. Winner: Adam.

• Adam: Is using his normal platform: Shrug. Pumpkin pie. Secret plan to fix TV cart.
• Forrest: False promises of pumpkin pie, then real pumpkin pie promises.
• Jack: He is a recovering Saga Frontier addict. He rules under 7 characters, not the 8th leader that ruins game.
• Proxy Seth: Seth despises Seth. His platform is that he will not come to Psi Phi and be beneficial.
• Proxy Abby: Mildly interesting and coherent. Vote for her so she’ll continue bringing her candy cane vibrator.

First Officer. Winner: Sarah.

• Bob: Lots of lasers and blam-ing. Almost as cool as Johnathan Frakes.
• Sarah: Ashley says she’s cute, so you should vote for her. Brings cookies, but will not be bringing sex toys for awkward reports.
• Proxy Abby: Platform is set exceptionally low, so why not vote for lowest candidate?

Com Officer. Winner: Ashley.

• Ashley: Sarah says Ashley is cute, vote for her. Better than girls in class, due to ability to be Com Officer, write, and be alive.
• Erik: Is lazy, loud, and has terrible handwriting.

Nagus. Winner: Jack.

• Jack: He figured out mistakes of the previous Nagus and will never put solitary person in charge of checking account again.
• Collier: I like numbers.

Chief. Winner: Anti-Mike.

• Anti-Mike: Knows how to run websites and is now heavy project free!
• Proxy Dave: Because Dave is in Colorado Springs and needs a ray of sunshine in his life.
• Fluffy: Learns programming quickly.

Constable. Winner: Jon.

• Erik: Running on a slander campaign. Change is terrible. Forrest is shuddery. It is not fun to watch Jon hit himself. Fluffy is… shrug.
• Forrest: Mike’s a terrible person, so you should vote for him. Lots of skill with the bapper.
• Jon: Have held all but two positions. Will hit self if appropriate.
• Fluffy: Is a newbie. He mixed up Mike and Erik, so Mike will win constable?

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Other Organizations
Anime: Will be yelling at Funimation for fake licensing.
MCS: Unofficially meeting.
Order of Xeen: Xeen punched a speech kid for pushing all buttons.
Other: D&D will not be on Saturday.
LAN still happening.

Quotes
Jon: Someone bap him for excessive punctuation.

Erik: You’re my agent. Every time he does it, just give him a few.

Erik: It’s real world: pixie dust edition.

Adam: Jon, you just need to leave out the punctuation.
?: No spaces even.

Forrest: Tank Girl art book…
Adam: Ah. I thought it was something else.
Forrest: NOT Tub Girl.

Forrest: There’s no period. I can’t say period.
Xeen: You just did.

Erik: They decided to have a black-out game.
Anti-Mike: Great. Now he’ll never find his way home.

Forrest: It was woefully under-fooded.

Jon: It’s about as bad as confusing Bad Horse with Ghandi.

Erik: I move that Psi Phi kills those two girls in Ashley’s class.
Adam: I can’t condone that as Psi Phi…
Jon: It could be a black-ops group, like the Anti-French Club.

Jack: Sigh.
Adam: We’re broke.
Group: Great report.

Erik: Put him in the vault! Put him in the fridge! Put the fridge in–
Jack: No! I only accept legal tender!
Jon beats up Fluffy to make him legal tender.

Jack: I’ll either rend the flesh from my body because it was a good idea at the time… or my heart will become so melancholy that it’ll stop beating.

Jon: You dropped something.
Jack: …Oh, okay. I’ll fix that.

Erik: We went out and measured. It’s growing an inch closer to campus every day.

Adam: We’re playing golf. Move on!

Jon: Bludgeoned to death by candy cane vibrator.

Erik: I like hitting people, so I listen.

Jon: If we had a zombie in the club, would it be a revivalist campaign?

Jack: Is this my first or second semester doing this?
Sarah: Second.
Anti-Mike: He can count, vote for him!

Xeen: Vote for me. I’ll do as well as the other guy.

Jack: I don’t want to hear about you one-handedly wielding anything with a website.

Jon: Dammit! I’m an officer!