Attendance: 16 and an Iron Man
Time Started: 10 and somewhere in between the zeroes and the five
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Elly.
Office Resource: Office is still there?
Bad Movie: Nailgun Massacre. The Away Mission will be to Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.
Trivia: Erik becomes the trivia person. When does the patch for Left 4 Dead come out? Erik has trivia next week.
Discussion Group: Mutation of the French race.
No Report: Stephen has it: Fallout 3 addiction leads to him thinking cigarettes are valuable.
Officer’s Reports
Chief: ?
Com Officer: Pissed off and made nervous by drunks. Failed to turn hair purple.
Nagus: Is asleep?
First Officer: Read a lot over break.
Captain: Got DVDs (Frosty the Snowman, Milo & Otis, NeverEnding Story) and a terabyte harddrive. Blizzard hates his friend and therefore makes him fails at the game trial. Avoided hitting a raccoon and drove into a ditch.
Constable: New 40in high def TV. Lots of video games. Saints Row 2: Devalues property by using a sewer truck. Drive around while listening to the Final Countdown. Fun to drive around and blowing up other gangs while listening to easy listening, 50s music. Been torrenting.
Old Business: None.
New Business: Jon is an officer. Again.
Other Organizations
MCS: Happening Friday.
LAN: Will occur on Saturday.
Quotes
Forrest: There is no punctuation. (starts adding punctuation appropriately)
Jon: *baps himself*
Erik: And it begins!
Forrest: Lots of death. Cool!
Adam: How tough was that apostrophe?
Adam: Forrest’s thinking and extrapolating abilities die during the news.
Jon: …there’s a new poll on our website, about what you’d like to see in the news.
Erik: No punctuation.
Jon: I tried…
Anti-Mike: You should spell out all of the punctuation.
Jon: There’s not a gap in the wall, so I assume it’s still there.
(Rise of the Lycans is misread as Lies of the Rycans.)
Erik: Is that when Hitler told everyone he was sorry?
OR
Erik: The last scene in Casino Royale.
Erik: You made it sound like a lot of people were coming and I got all excited and it’s just you.
Abby: I need to clarify. Is the French Canadians included?
Jon: They’ll pretend to be mutated.
Forrest: Nailgun mascara. It’s a typo.
Sarah: That would be painful.
Anti-Mike: But it’s so easy to apply. And it never drips.
Ashley: Something is dripping.
Erik: That’s what she said.
Jon: Let it be known that Mike has failed to launch.
Alex: There is a tree in my garage.
Anti-Mike: Is that what we’re calling it these days?
Erik: Apparently Jon doesn’t deal with ditches so much as giant chasms. Aaaaaah!
Anti-Mike: What we should do is copy that movie onto the harddrive until it’s full and present it to someone else as a gift.
Erik: Here is three hundred copies of Milo and Otis.
Adam: I watched Terminator over break.
Anti-Mike: Which one?
Adam: The first one.
Erik: The one called Terminator.
Adam: I saw Doubt. It was good.
Sarah: Did he do it?
Adam: *shrug*
Erik: I think he did it, but it’s got some huge factor. They raped him.
Jon: It was Marley.
Anti-Mike: I’d say it was Sin City on Nickelodeon.
Erik: OH GOD.
Sarah: Why would you buy it? The first part of the word is SHAM. Why?
Jon: What do you wash your hair with?
Sarah: …Shampoo.
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