Minutes for February 25, 2009

Attendance: 13 and a Dark Tiki God
Start Time: 10:06 and 3 minutes after googly eyes

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly is not here. No one is here. Abby sends her love. Seriously.
Office: The table has been painted and gridded. Learning experience for lots of people. Please do not leave things written on the board when you leave.
Movie: Blood Hook.
Fundraising: We have a trophy. Jon ordered uranium ore. A-Mike ordered a wi-fi detecting shirt.
Trivia: Who has trivia? Sarah! Forrest has trivia.
Discussion Group: Fluffy is answering? Suggestions… what would you drive in a sci-fi movie?
No Report: Alex had a lot more friends to work out with. He rambles and Forrest bashes him in the back with the bapper. Weird anger issues?

Officers’ Reports
Com Officer: Has googly eyes and is going to decorate her bras with them. Is glad you geeks are not so hardcore. Had epic fried ice cream.
Chief: Made a cool tiki thing with Ashley. Spawned a dark god in her living room. Highlight of his entire month. He also detects wi-fi. Has to be depressed for it to work.
Nagus: Sleep schedule is fucked. Doesn’t know how to fix it. Going to bed at 2-3pm and waking up at midnight.
First Officer: Doesn’t know how to follow the singing. Bought first blue book today. Hasn’t taken a history class since she was a junior in HS, therefore would much rather take an accounting test.
Constable: Painted the table. Beat Metal Gear Solid 4. Playing Noby Noby Boy–the players have made Girl reach the Moon. Yes, the space squirrel agrees. Two episodes left of Mighty Max.
Captain: Has a test tomorrow about 300 years of Japanese history. There were 6 readings. He did 3. There will be 2 questions about the 6. Defends Cthulhu in Pox Nora.

Old Business: None
New Business: Zombie-fest (reboot) is on the way.

Other Organizations
Relay: May 1st. RelayForLifeBradleyU.com. Group goal donations.
Anime: Voting on a new series.
Theater: Cloud 9 opening tomorrow. Glowing vagina on the wall.
MCS: Friday.

Ending Time: 10:45

Quotes
Adam: I guarantee that this is someone being useless.

Adam: In Antartica… the only place I could accept finding mountains nowadays. OMG! There’s mountains! IN MY BACKYARD!

Adam: T-t-t-t– That’s try, Johnny.
A-Mike: I’ll kill you.
Adam: Only if you can read it.

Jon: Wall-E was about date rape. Let it go already.

A-Mike: Shield. S-H-I-E-L-D.
Ashley: He can spell!
Adam: Especially when it’s given to him.

Fluffy: I’m going to whore myself out tomorrow…

A-Mike: And Jon gives us his public service announcement: Please wipe.

Fofo: Synthesizers are more interesting than a woman in lingerie.
Stephen: Sometimes.
Jon: [strange look]

Alex: Your power level is very low… and you are very constipated.

Fluffy: I win.
A-Mike: You don’t win anything.

Fluffy: I want to buy Fantasy Star Online (?).
Forrest: You can download it online.
A-Mike: And now Forrest on high…
Forrest: You’re a dumbass!
Jon: That’s high.

Fluffy: You had it last time.
Alex: I have it every time. You’re dumb!

Adam: Did you just wake up?
Jack: Yes, but I’ll get to that in a bit. First I’ve got to sing.
Forrest: Oh good, I’m not the only one who’s crazy.

Jack: I’m a professional sleep-schedule fucker.
A-Mike: Do they pay you?
Jack: If you mean the people in my head, then yes.

Jon: Go for $5. We surpassed our goal. Yaaaaay.

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