Date: March 25, 2009
Meeting Start: 10:01 and pie cake
Attendance: 15
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Other people showed up here. 15th anniversary is coming up next year.
Movie: Mongrel. Where the Wild Things Are? trailer is on Apple.com.
Office Resource: Office is still there.
Trivia: Stephen has it? In the Fallout universe, what year does the nuclear apocalypse war take place? 2077. Erik has trivia.
Discussion Group: Mike will be there. Themes for a superhero? (eg. Aquaman, etc.) Motivations for being a superhero? Villain backstory? Abby’s going to LaBamba’s.
Fundraising: A guy sold a certificate of “blackness” on Amazon. Forrest is winning with boring items. Buy stuff.
No Report: Fluffy has a job and is teaching kids how to use programs. (Jon bursts out laughing.) Game design and programming. (Jon is still laughing.)
Officers Reports
Constable: Break was not very exciting, got to go home and relax. Fixed a computer that was choking on itself. Installed The Orange Box, beat Mass Effect, Portal. Browning meat for chili–1lb of buffalo meat, sausage, combined with spices.
Com Officer: Had a pretty lady on her lap and you all ruined it. Has to lie to Kelty so he wouldn’t put pepper in her eye.
Chief of Operations: Is boring. Went home to California. Everything was nice. Was allergic to shirt his parents brought back from Israel. Allergic to Judaism and nerve gas.
Grand Nagus: Spent spring break with Monica. Watched Wyatt Earp. Figured out what his unknown western was. Playing Neverwinter Nights.
First Officer: Has a quiet break.
Captain: Decided not to tell his friends that he was coming home. Spent all day in his friend’s basement. Beat Diablo 2 in 5 hours straight with Forrest. Also managed to write two papers without thinking about it. Spent one paper watching Forrest play a Korean mmorpg.
Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: Sci-Fi channel changing its name to SyFy. Maybe we should trademark our name to save our asses. Need a new logo. Start thinking of things and draw them!
Other Organizations
Anime: Resuming watching Soul Eater.
Other: 1984 is opening in three weeks.
Ending Time: 10:41 and cake pie.
Quotes
Adam: So… remember that discussion a couple weeks ago?
Erik: What happens when bats achieve escape velocity? They become heroes.
Abby: It’s mostly about a guy who thinks he’s an attack dog and he starts killing people….
Erik: It sounds like a great movie!
A-Mike: Or a really bad porno.
Abby: …he barks before he starts killing people.
A-Mike: A REALLY bad porno.
Erik: My friend and I are writing a children’s book based on Left 4 Dead called The Lonely Boomer.
A-Mike: I was up there until I remembered I had to do something and then I left.
Jack: That was a great story.
Jon: Good talk, Mike. Good talk.
Jack: How much money did you find at the end of it?
Adam: I hope it was $10 at least, so that story could be exciting.
A-Mike: It came from the bottom of the fridge.
Jon: I don’t open the bottom of the fridge. It scares me.
Jack: And if it wasn’t for that, Freeport, IL would blow ass.
Sarah: I’m not going to get spontaneous applause or anything–
APPLAUSE.
Sarah: I’m just going to stop it there because it won’t get any better.
Adam: No, I don’t want applause, fuck you!
APPLAUSE.
Jack: I want a giant phallic symbol.
Adam: We could make a rocket ship, with two large planets.
Elly: I like the rocket ship idea, but without the planets.
Adam: Why does PsiPhi have to be castrati?
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