Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:01 and not a Jack
News
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Abby brought Lauren and Elly.
Movie: The bad movie is Redneck Zombies. Wolverine is coming out this week. Star Trek is coming out next week.
Office Resource: Office is still there. The microwave works.
Trivia: Forrest has trivia. Erich now has trivia. Which famous writer wrote the original screenplay for Trouble with Tribbles? Forrest has trivia? David Gerald.
Party: About $40. Donate please.
Discussion Group: Kinda happened. Talked about Post-Apocalyptic Pokemon. Poke-Porn? Topic for this week: Batman vs. Superman, the classic.
Fundraising: We’ve made about $7 this month. Please buy more stuff. Remember, the new rule is that you can find a weird item and donate half the amount to Psi Phi to enter in the contest as well. Sarah wants to buy a sonic screwdriver.
No Report: Fluffy almost died in D&D, but instead he let Hamz die. Saw Death Trap. Went 1-8 as Abbadon. He sucks. He killed his computer by spilling milk into the touchpad.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Computer exploded during a problem with file transfers. Computer would not boot. His harddrives sounded like a jet engine.
Constable: Never have Rook as your ally in Demigods–you will cry and he will eat your towers and leave you to die. Rook will make you so emo, you’ll write poetry. Pirates have the best ending to Deadliest Warriors EVER. The guy from 300 is the narrator–hearing him talk about Spartans again was fun.
Com Officer: It’s my birthday! Yay! I got drunk and when drunk, I don’t shut up. Ever. 6 hours straight of talking. And insistence. I wanted dancing and pie and cheesecake and Animaniacs. Argued with people at the movie about how psychopaths OBVIOUSLY don’t exist and Stockholms Syndrome OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist. And how crimes can’t be solved without witnesses. Because evidence OBVIOUSLY doesn’t exist.
Grand Nagus: Proxy report: Ultima Online is releasing an expansion where you can choose a new player race: Gargoyle.
First Officer: Sarah just conned people into taking surveys. Girls can’t decide one number; ex. 1-3. Guys choose one number. Learning about college students makes her depressed. She is happy not to be 18 and not dating a 20-year-old with a child. Can not handle that level of drama in my life.
Captain: He thinks he did some homework… in between Demigod games. Have a really good time sitting around the apartment and watching MASH. Third thing he learned from the Japan class: Apologize early and apologize often.
Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer.
New Business: Need a 8×11 poster for Psi Phi for the binder-replacement flashdrive. Send Mike posters. They should be JPG. If you can’t convert it, send to Mike anyway and he’ll convert it for you.
NOMINATIONS
Chief: Anti-Mike. Ashley. Alex.
Com Officer: Ashley. Sarah. Jon.
Constable: Erik. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike. Erich.
Nagus: Collier. Jack. Fluffy. Sarah.
First Officer: Elected at the second meeting of the new school year.
Captain: Adam. Alex. Fluffy. Anti-Mike.
Next Tuesday: 7:30pm. Hanging out in Harper/Wycoff. Meeting starts at Midnight.
Other Organizations
Anime:
MCS:
Order of Xeen:
Theater:
Other: BPA is selling homemade t-shirts on move-in day.
Nerf Commandos tournament on midnight on Tuesday next week for Late Nite BU.
Meeting End: 11:01 PM 4/29/2009
Quotes
Anti-Mike: I want to join a sexually-oriented team.
Adam: You wish.
OR
Jon: You can be the pony.
Anti-Mike: Filming in Atlantis is cheap.
Erik: And in the end, you become the little girl to protect the big daddies.
Anti-Mike: And this is the part of your fantasy that I don’t want to explore further…
Adam: It’s okay, Mike is just letting out all the mans…
Anti-Mike: I’ll tell you all about the manitees.
Adam: Can we talk about dewgongs?
Anti-Mike: It’ll be the starving people on radioactive velociraptors…
Erik: The thing is, starving people aren’t very good against velociraptors.
Adam: There is lots of starving people and not a lot of veliociraptors.
Jon: For now.
Anti-Mike: It doesn’t make sense.
Jon: Especially because you didn’t finish your sentence.
Ashley: And now for the last bit of news…
Lots: Noooo.
Anti-Mike: We need to stretch it out.
Ashley: Don’t worry, there’s going to be lots more bullshit.
Anti-Mike: When I saw Wolverine jumping from an exploding car onto a helicopter, I wrote it off.
Erik: I wrote off Die Hard for that. But you know who can do things like that? Wolverine.
Adam: Bruce Willis.
Alex: George Washington.
Adam: I think we’ve gotten into the wrong category of people. Those are presidents. He’s asking for writers.
Anti-Mike: What color is he wearing?
Alex: He’s wearing more than one color.
Anti-Mike: We’ll go over lots of different scenarios.
Ashley: And then we’ll input all the data into a spreadsheet and run 1000 tests.
Adam: Deadliest Superheroes!
Jon: Q-Q over spilled milk.
Erik: Did anyone else here hear the chorus of girls going yay when he said that he spilled milk into his computer?
Adam: He asked nicely.
Erik: We’re not polite! No report!
Collier: We’re not asking for a report of your week. Tell us about the stupid stuff!
Anti-Mike: I have a key blade.
Ashley: [takes keys] Mine now.
Adam: Oh hey! I have a car now!
Anti-Mike: But which one?
Ashley: It’s a bug. And it’s red. And it has California license plates.
Anti-Mike: Stop helping him~
Fluffy: Oh good, my computer isn’t the only one.
Jon: He didn’t pour milk in his.
Sarah: I need two volunteers for Speech… Don’t get too excited. I just need you guys to take… SURVEYS!
Sarah: He did manage to circle “Male” though, so…
Erik: Wait. Japanese world history class?
Anti-Mike: It’s in the future. SHH!
Sarah: You know what you learn from Mexican history? Sex, drugs, and violence… it’s the red, white and green on their flag.
Anti-Mike: Make a Sci-Fi-esque shirt.
Erik: Make stars that when you connect them they mysteriously spell out Psi Phi.
Adam: Number the stars.
Anti-Mike: Actual members can connect the dots later.
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