Minutes for May 5, 2009

Attendance: 14
Meeting Start: 12:01

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: It kinda fails. We have less people than usual.
Movie: Time to go see Star Trek will be posted on the website.
Office Resource: We should continue to have an office next year.
Trivia: Forrest still has trivia. In the Harry Dresden series, there are three kinds of vampires. Name them? Red, White, and Black Court vampires. Forrest continues to have trivia.
Party: The party is currently happening. Please take some of the food. Will be killed for another semester. Bang.
Discussion Group: Will not be meeting. Discuss what you want during the party.
Fundraising: Taia turned her laptop into a desktop and gets a Tiki god for it.
No Report: Alex has a story. Big mistake for the t-shirt creating party. Alex apparently has monkey arms.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Full of really delicious food. Probably ate too much. Will get over it, if he doesn’t have a heart attack. Worried about pass-fail finals. Torque game sucks. Rant is on his website.
Constable: Bleh.
Com Officer: Had a presentation today and is one half of the large project; the next half is the 30-page mostly-bullshit paper.
Grand Nagus: Jack woke up the Phoenix in an RP. He’s going home on Saturday.
First Officer: Went home to take a nap. Also known as sleeping for the night.
Captain: Gone to three concerts in a week because he has music appreciation. The nursing classes hate him. Two weeks to learn 16 chapters with no class time. Using pent up aggression on hoards of zombies. Online multiplayer is set up very well. Friends can pop into the game at any time.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is still an officer, until maybe the elections.
New Business: Apparently the voting process is difficult. Rate 1 to however many people there are on the sheet. No X, no circles, no checkmarks. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING FAIL.

ELECTIONS—
NAGUS SARAH WINS
Collier: He’s good with math and is an engineer. Will keep things straight.
Jack: He’s telling a Boy Scout story about something called a Hump Party. He sort of told his report in his election speech. Gets random stuff while he’s in office. “Due to a clerical error, I’ve been given a mech.”
Fluffy: He sort of knows math, I guess. Donates a lot. $10 at one point. Running on the platform that he will give the club money if elected.
Sarah: Proxy speech by Forrest: The previous platforms were I’m an accounting major; I’m cute; and I’m not Seth. A combination of accounting major and cute platforms.

CHIEF ANTI-MIKE WINS
Anti-Mike: On the jazz hands platform and I know how to make a website and know the passwords. Does not know the password to the vault. It’s a plastic box, my password is a hammer. Will add a submission form right away if he gets the job.
Ashley: Wants a new job. Would like to not be the bitch of the club. Knows how to make websites and does them quickly.
Alex: Can delegate.

CONSTABLE ALEX WINS
Erik: Proxy vote: Didn’t have anything written up for Erik, so will use what she had for Sarah: He’s cute, so vote for him.
Alex: Is standing up to look more menacing. Now has a beard like Jack. Is fucking crazy. Will kill his wife and run around while barking like a dog–actually listens to Ashley talk about crimes.
Fluffy: Will donate if he’s elected. Least threatening person that’s being elected.
Erich: If he’s elected, there will be 20% more Cthulhu and 80% less there.
Taia: Running on the platform of squirrely wrath.

COM OFFICER ASHLEY WINS
Ashley: Is good at being the bitch of the club and will actually get it done.
Jon: He’s lazy, has ADD, and watches too much MST3K; the minutes will be with ASCII Goatse and horrible thoughts.

CAPTAIN ADAM WINS
Adam: Aw, does that mean I have to speak? He mostly knows what he’s doing. I think. The SAO is a strange and wild place. The plan to fix the thing we can’t talk about is working–we’re making money, so…
Alex: Is better than Nixon? No. He in inadequate. Is busy with another club. Is efficient.
Fluffy: Would like to get to know everyone a little better. Would try to do a little bit more.
Anti-Mike: He is not Seth. He has been running the website. Wants to take a club in a direction no one cares to go in.

Other Organizations
Anime:
MCS:
Order of Xeen:
Theater:
Other:

Meeting End: 1:04 and I still can’t tell time

Quotes
Adam: Go, go bullshit.

Xeen: Tessalate the fucker.

Forrest: Why can you fly too? Get out of the sky!

Adam: It’s like watching golden retrievers.
Xeen: And then blowing them up!
Alex: Oh man, poor fluffies.
Adam: …So, yeah. I’m blowing up golden retrievers.

Adam: I remembered you, Taia. Remember that when you go on a rage.

Forrest: Sarah wants to be voted for Com Officer and wants to hold two offices simultaneously.

Fluffy: Is this like a Nixon thing?
Ashley: Yes, that’s how he got elected.
Adam: You missed my speech last semester too, didn’t you?
Ashley: The only thing that would make it better is a Nixon impression.
Adam: [Nixon impression]

Adam: And I’m going to go to the store to buy another gavel and I’ll walk out and the old gavel will fall out of my pants or something.

Forrest: I love the I’m-not-Seth platform.