Attendance: 17 and the same thing from last week
Meeting Start: 10.05
Meeting End: 10:39 and a giant ball of absurdity
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby’s not here. Ashley’s imaginary friend is not here.
Office Resource: Office is still there.
Movie: Hardrock Zombies! Movie report is three pages long.
Trivia: Erik has it, but he’s not here. Postponing trivia? Phil has trivia because he’s default. What did the most interesting man in the world have to see what it felt like? An awkward moment. Phil or Erik has trivia, whoever shows up.
Fundraising: Still three items. Continue to buy stuff.
Party: May not actually have reunion due to failure of channels?
Discussion Group: Talked about diseases. One activated all junk DNA. Topic for tonight: Unexpected possession.
No Report: Forrest successfully pitched Cthulhu Tech idea to a class teacher. May be working on a story for it.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Did work on the website. Getting closer to the launching of the new website. Been doing a lot of C++.
Constable: Was actually in Chicago last week. Buying paper. Also got to go to Columbia and the Art Institute. Came up with similar ideas to Klimt for art. Been making lots of engravings.
Com Officer: Hates everyone because the psychology club meeting went very well. Is social’d out. Got another project. Visited by police at 530am. Creative writing teacher declared, “Triple Fuck!” about her psychoanalyist fingerpuppets.
Grand Nagus: AWOL.
First Officer: HOUSE!!! got laid in his psychiatrists office. Wants more bow-ties. Pete Seger?
Captain: Practiced giving male manequiuns with female genetailia catheters. With a group of sophomores. One girl fell face-first into vagina.
Old Business
Zombie-fest is on the way. There will be a costume contest.
New Business
None.
Other Organizations
Rocky Horror Picture Show sign-up sheet will be in the office sometime this week.
Quotes
Forrest: Wildly disproved.
Ashley: She doesn’t like me.
Adam: You need help if your imaginary friends don’t like you.
Jon: Phone companies don’t like when your owed number ends in i.
Phil: Nepitism prize?
A-Mike: And I feel like C++ has been doing a lot of me
Jon: And not respecting you afterwards.
Jon: That’s the problem. When you work for Jim, you’re all red-shirts.
Phil: Is there a catheter that doesn’t go into the uterus? Just a cup that you stick on the outside. With spirit gum?
Ashley: You are failing at female anatomy, sir.
Xeen: Power grid becomes interesting when coal becomes more expensive than uranium.
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