Minutes for November 11, 2009

Attendance: 12

Meeting Start: 10:02 and we do have quorum

Meeting End: 10:41 and we’ve wrapped it

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here and Abby’s not.

Office Resource: The office is still there. Jon bought new posters for the office.

Movie: The bad movie is Destroy All Monsters.

Trivia: Phil has trivia, but Jon takes trivia again. Name of horse in Bruce Campbell’s movie Jack of All Trades? Named Nutcracker. Jon wins. But Phil still has trivia.

Fundraising: Fail.

Party: Donate to the party please?

Discussion Group: Happens.

No Report: Taia has a no report. Just watched War Games for the second time.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: AWOL. Today I ate a whole truckload of kittens and threw it up onto the sensitive membranes of newborn children.

Constable: AWOL. Feeding arsenic paste to underprivledges minors and killed their drunken parents in front of them and said it was an installment piece.

Com Officer: Had an awesome day. Testing the children went well. Talked with Steve a long time. Had a great lecture from the Food Psychologist; he was hilarious and there was at least 200 people and it was great.

Grand Nagus: Sarah noticed that, upside-down, Harrison Ford looks very attractive. Sitting in International Business: Has a flamboyant teacher. Teacher said today, “I should stop sucking on this.”

First Officer: Wrote 8-page paper about TB. Played Torchlight. Teacher looks like a squirrel? Calls on people, so he can’t monopolize time.

Captain: Have been playing Dragon Age. Managed to corrupt the files after installing it. Cool parts: Reminds him of Neverwinter Nights except for game play that works on PC, similar to KOTOR, get the shit kicked out of you on Normal.

Old Business

• Zombie-fest is on the way.
• Jon is not an officer.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

• People need to come to MCS and start games at 5pm.
• Send Erik articles for BU Intergalactic Magazine
• Xeen’s DM is looking to start up a new Pathfinder campaign at campaign in Washington.
• LAN will probably not be occuring normally.

Quotes

Phil: Lord of the Rings was awesome!
Jon: Yes, because the movies aren’t completely true to the book!

Phil: I thought it said hemoglobin.

Adam: Donate to the lovely woman at the end of the table.
Sarah: I’ll steal it.
Adam: …Or not.

Jon: What’s that? Food or physical activity.
Phil’s going to try and play dueling bangos on his mandolin?

Jon: Like those awful Facebook games, but it causes a war.
Phil: Like that gangster game?
Adam: Oh. I would feel really bad about that. I killed bank guards.

Jack: I make them weak enough to exist.
Jon: That’s why Jack’s not allowed to work in schools anymore.

Phil: Why is it the industry standard?
Adam/Jon: Because you’ll pay it.

Phil: He licked some demon taint.