Attendance: 12 +2
Meeting Start: At Exactly 10. There are no extras.
Meeting End: 10:50 and ten tastefully nude male photographs.
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s Here. New person: Bill. He loves RoboCop, that’s all.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: Cyber Ninja (picked by Ashley)
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- If you only have a short cliff and the scene calls for a long fall, just use slow motion.
- Oak trees drink blood.
- Gods have birthdays.
- Escher spent some time in the Far East designing dungeons.
Trivia:
Fundraising: We made $9.46.
Winner of Weirdest Thing Competition for this month: Saints, Sinners, and Soldiers: Canada’s Third War
Party: Still tabled.
Discussion Group: Where do our unused ideas go when they die?
No Report: Jon: Secretaries rule the world and if he had had a secretary for his advisor last semester, he would have saved a ton of money and graduated earlier. Gamers on forums will destroy you if you say something dumb on them. In short, don’t fuck with the Pendragon. No Report.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Had forgotten about Megalomania, and got an email from a K-4 teacher in comic sans, size 16 font, asking about her reports. She will also be an old tattooed, motorcycling lady. Anyway, one of her students has a robot phobia. Biology department closed for the week so the rats are being stored in a garage. A secretary helped them get in to get the rats out. One will be named Mr. Whiskers, probably the smart one. Also found out that all of the male psych teachers are on a diet but none of the women are.
Constable: Wants spaghetti. Due to a confusion in grading in PHL 100, he dropped it. Mondays wednesdays and fridays off, sleep schedule and liver are suffering accordingly. Watched all Star Wars movies– 12 hours straight. This week you get hit if you’re wearing a hat.
Com Officer: Modeled for Ashley on Saturday and drove to Rock Falls on Sunday for pizza. Went to planetarium last week and it was fun.
Grand Nagus: Can still wear children’s clothing and it’s awesome. The girl who was checking her out, no checking out her stuff, no. When she bought a little boy’s Star Wars shirt, the girl asked if she wanted a gift receipt and she said no, I’ll wear it myself. And the girl thought she was joking. Also late to senate meeting, so she left. Awkward moments with the president of the student body.
First Officer: Homework all week and practicing flute for a recital. Had to do a ton of work to get this approved. Recital is at 7:30 in Dingeldine on February 12. You should go.
Captain: Listened to Lord of the Rings on audiobook because if he read it himself, he would go too fast and not remember anything. So this was slower, and it was like kindergarten but British. You sing baroque music a lot like you read Tolkien.
Old Business
Zombiefest, Superbowl, and the Puppy Bowl.
New Business
Girls of Psi Phi Calendar!!
Other Organizations
Accusations were made as to who is ruining Nerf Commandos.
Drag Show is this weekend, maybe, on Saturday. Benefits Friends of People With AIDS in Peoria.
Next Thursday Xeen wants to start a D&D group.
Quotes
Forrest: Christian trance is awesome.
Bill: I love everything Michael Bay has made. Why wouldn’t I want things pointing at my face in 3D? I want Optimus Prime’s dick in my face. Wouldn’t you?
Ashley: It’s the testicles you have to watch out for.
Elly: CLANG CLANG!
Erik: The bad guy [from Lovely Bones] looked like Ned Flanders!
Erik: That would be the worst thing ever, a prison designed by M.C. Escher! Prison is bad enough, without having no fucking clue where you’re going!
Ashley: Shut up fuckers!
Phil: Your boots are spiffy.
Forrest: Your boobs are spiffy.
Phil: I sound like a wet alien.
Phil: No one accused me of being a genius.
Ashley: We will make sure no one ever makes that mistake.
Phil: I’ll be the president of your student body. Ok, bap me, I deserve it.
Alex: Spoiler: Jesus dies.
Erik: I heard he’ll be back in the sequel.
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