Monthly Archive for March, 2010

Minutes for March 10, 2010

Published on March 14, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10:01 and lack of witticism

Meeting End: 10:48 and Fluffy is always fail

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly is not here.

Office Resource: The office is still there. The office may or may not have all of its resources back from BCon.

Movie: A bad movie thing… Body Melt

Trivia: Rachel has it. Eight lantern colors and how they get their power? Bill says some shit. So does Forrest. Forrest completes it.

Fundraising: Forrest continues to fund the club singlehandedly.

Party: Still tabled.

Discussion Group: Will go somewhere if people are interested.

No Report: Forrest said a name?

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Not meant to be reported.

Constable: Back to being a broke, miserable, love-sick drunk from (somewhere?). Had a jaunt with unreasonable happiness. Has 4 midterms tomorrow. Is going to see Muse on Saturday. Got to talk to a Pulitzer prize-winner about Spiderman and comic books for two hours.

Com Officer: Not here.

Grand Nagus: Is sorry she’s late. Discussed with Elly about eating crickets or mealworms. Is campaigning for secretary. (Phil: You’re better than that! Don’t glass ceiling yourself!) Has an interview for an internship.

First Officer: Only happy person in room? Today’s her 7-year anniversary of dating Bill. Happened to walk into a long lecture about why some girl likes the Dark Knight.

Captain: Keeps taking his sleeping pill before Psi Phi. Forgot to set alarm. Had a dream about body pillow being made of mealworm exoskeletons. Practical application of calculus: Figuring appropriate alcoholic content of grain alcohol.

Old Business

  • Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

  • MCS will be happening.
  • Erik found the Nerf bag and Phil won’t come and he hates Fluffy.

Quotes

Forrest: Corey Haim died–
Phil: YES! Now it’s just the Corey, not the Coreys.

Phil: You see, that’s a play on words because they’re ugly.

Phil: Let’s get physical~ physical~! …That’s the wrong Olivia.

Phil: So, is it completely wrong that I would accept Google as my robot overlord?
Adam: …Not completely.

Bill: Jar-Jar is making corn dogs at Coney Island.

Forrest: And you should bap Jon on principle.
Erik: Eh, not yet.

Erik: I’m a frickin’ medical experiment!

Erik: If you add “business” to the beginning of any class, it automatically means easy.

Jon: I’m on the positive side of ambivalent.

Jon: We’ve hit relevency! We must go back!

Phil: I’m glad we both have mastered the basics of density.
Erik: He looked scared, so I was trying to reassure him. It weighs less than the bapper.
Jon: That’s when you start whaling on him.

Phil: You know what! Fuck relaxation! I’m going to sit quietly.
Jon: You’re not relaxing if you’re dying.

Phil: His voice is beef jerky!

Phil: Macho man! I rocked out to that song earlier and I felt really gay.

Minutes for 3 March 2010

Published on March 10, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:05 and Fluffy’s an asshole.

Meeting End: 3 til 10:50 and Fluffy’s still an asshole.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: meh.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine”
Things I Learned from This Move:
- Roasting young girls at the stake improves church attendance.
- Sometimes slapping the crap out of a nun is okay
- Women dying of thirst tend to wander around naked and often revert to lesbianism

Trivia: Bill.. yet again: What is the name of the island King Kong is from?
Answer: Skull Island. Rachel got it!

Fundraising: We have raised $10.32 for the month of February. We could vote, but only Forrest and Adam have bought anything, and Forrest’s are definitely more interesting, so Forrest wins.

Party: none.

Discussion Group: Dr. Seuss rhymes that are inappropriate for Dr. Seuss.

No Report: Jon brought lots of weird stuff from Ohio. Like chocolate covered crickets, unpasturized cheese, and various kinds of jerky.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Among the shittiest of weeks. Rejected from three of five grad school programs, can’t watch movies anymore at work while she sews an her dad was a jerk. And now this conversation led to talking about old people being raped.

Constable: Beat Mass Effect 2 this week. Learned that it is officially his job to comfort insecure bi-curious women. Not as fun as it sounds. Also got Darksiders, but it was for the wrong platform. Hoping they’ll exchange it.

Com Officer: Took a weekend class, wiped her out. Helped a girl who ended up stealing her idea for her own project.

Grand Nagus: Wasn’t here for a report, but she did make and appearance to take people’s money and eat a chocolate covered mealworm.

First Officer: 21st birthday was last week, so it was a fun weekend. But on Monday her apt had no hot water. Cambridge was sucking it up and didn’t do anything about it for two days. And when they did, they flooded the apt. So she has hot water now, but she also has soggy carpet.

Captain: Saw Shutter Island. Was good. Knitting a wool fisherman’s hat. Had a really good idea for tonight but he forgot.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

none?

Other Organizations

Beacon is this weekend. Mtg rm. 6.

Quotes

Phil: Fluffy, how old are you going to be?
Fluffy: [middle finger]
Phil: How old are you going to be in cat years? My cat was 21, and you know what? We had to put her down. And I blame you for that.

Phil: The nipple twisting. That’s all I remember.

Sarah: I’m just gonna come in, eat a cricket, and leave.
Phil: Sounds like Mexico.

Dan: In 52 Million years we will have an extra leap year due to the earthquake in Chile.
Jon: This is something time travelers will have to take into account, not us.

Rachel: A big burly guy came in to fix the water heater, but he said he needed the right part and would be right back. But somewhere between leaving my apartment and coming back, he turned into a short black guy.
Bill: Well apparently he was the right part.
Jon: I thought we weren’t allowed to sell those anymore.