Attendance: 15
Meeting Start: 10:05 and Fluffy’s an asshole.
Meeting End: 3 til 10:50 and Fluffy’s still an asshole.
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: meh.
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: “The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine”
Things I Learned from This Move:
- Roasting young girls at the stake improves church attendance.
- Sometimes slapping the crap out of a nun is okay
- Women dying of thirst tend to wander around naked and often revert to lesbianism
Trivia: Bill.. yet again: What is the name of the island King Kong is from?
Answer: Skull Island. Rachel got it!
Fundraising: We have raised $10.32 for the month of February. We could vote, but only Forrest and Adam have bought anything, and Forrest’s are definitely more interesting, so Forrest wins.
Party: none.
Discussion Group: Dr. Seuss rhymes that are inappropriate for Dr. Seuss.
No Report: Jon brought lots of weird stuff from Ohio. Like chocolate covered crickets, unpasturized cheese, and various kinds of jerky.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Among the shittiest of weeks. Rejected from three of five grad school programs, can’t watch movies anymore at work while she sews an her dad was a jerk. And now this conversation led to talking about old people being raped.
Constable: Beat Mass Effect 2 this week. Learned that it is officially his job to comfort insecure bi-curious women. Not as fun as it sounds. Also got Darksiders, but it was for the wrong platform. Hoping they’ll exchange it.
Com Officer: Took a weekend class, wiped her out. Helped a girl who ended up stealing her idea for her own project.
Grand Nagus: Wasn’t here for a report, but she did make and appearance to take people’s money and eat a chocolate covered mealworm.
First Officer: 21st birthday was last week, so it was a fun weekend. But on Monday her apt had no hot water. Cambridge was sucking it up and didn’t do anything about it for two days. And when they did, they flooded the apt. So she has hot water now, but she also has soggy carpet.
Captain: Saw Shutter Island. Was good. Knitting a wool fisherman’s hat. Had a really good idea for tonight but he forgot.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
none?
Other Organizations
Beacon is this weekend. Mtg rm. 6.
Quotes
Phil: Fluffy, how old are you going to be?
Fluffy: [middle finger]
Phil: How old are you going to be in cat years? My cat was 21, and you know what? We had to put her down. And I blame you for that.
Phil: The nipple twisting. That’s all I remember.
Sarah: I’m just gonna come in, eat a cricket, and leave.
Phil: Sounds like Mexico.
Dan: In 52 Million years we will have an extra leap year due to the earthquake in Chile.
Jon: This is something time travelers will have to take into account, not us.
Rachel: A big burly guy came in to fix the water heater, but he said he needed the right part and would be right back. But somewhere between leaving my apartment and coming back, he turned into a short black guy.
Bill: Well apparently he was the right part.
Jon: I thought we weren’t allowed to sell those anymore.
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