Minutes for 14 April 2010

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10:02 and 11 bisexuals

Meeting End: 10:46


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: New guy: Robert

Office Resource: The office is not there anymore. Forrest moved it.

Movie: “Mega Force”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Real men wear skin-tight jumpsuits with light blue bandannas.
- Rattlesnakes hate British people.
- A clumsy pig is the funniest thing in the world to a Redneck.
- Thrown knives fly just like darts.

Trivia: Fluffy had it. He’s not here.

Fundraising: Stuff has been bought. Buy more stuff, woo.

Party: Party will happen on midnight of study day. AKA Tuesday 4th at night. As always, we are in a financial pickle.

Discussion Group: we’re going somewhere an

No Report: Adam: Got a sweet fedora at Goodwill and now can say things like Good Day instead of hello.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Babysat an adorable kitty names Sophie for a night. Pretty sure it is a Ragdoll kitty. Wants to keep it! Presented at the Expo and has fans! A freshman who saw her abstract came by very excited to see her presentation. Will be doing Relay for Life stuff for Psi Chi this friday, and they are in first place for raising money!

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Julian McCullough= Funniest comedian ever! Had an interesting day at work. Allergies consuming face.

Grand Nagus: Actually here! Won first place and $500 at a conference in Chicago! On Monday, sworn in as student body secretary.

First Officer: Got to play Masterminds, and destroyed a library and Golden Corral. Tried giving people hugs with her super super strength but no one would get close enough.

Captain: Said some stuff, but it was short and I wasn’t paying attention.

Old Business

Zombie fest.

New Business

Look on the website for what time we’ll be going to see Kick Ass on Friday.

Other Organizations

Relay for Life in Markin on Friday!
MCS is on Friday

Quotes

Phil: I am going to put something in my brain.
Ashley: We will never see it again.

Phil: Yay, I have something to watch over the sum-mer! Wow, that sounded gayer than I intended. Let that be stricken from the notes.

Jon: We plant a flag in everything.
Phil: That sounds uncomfortable.

Bill: Black is white, cats and dogs, living together.

Phil: Caramel popcorn vagina.

Phil: What a faggot. And I mean the deuschey bikers, not a bumble of sticks or a derogatory reference toward gays.
Ashley: Or a ship.
Phil: Or a ship.

Phil: Does Amazon sell razor wire?

Elly: What the fuck’s a cancer bird?

Ashley: BITCHES!
Bill: YEAH!
Ashley: I’m glad you responded to “bitches.”

Phil: You can’t get AIDS from kissing.
Jon: Depends on how much tongue you use.
Elly: Depends on how many teeth you use.

Bill: Hey, stop blowing the bird.

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