Monthly Archive for November, 2010

Minutes for 10 November 2010

Published on November 17, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 24

Meeting Start: 10:02

Meeting End: 10:43


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Willy Wonka is here! :)

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Kiss Me Quick… X-rated in ’64…

Trivia: Troy: Who makes the mention processors? Answer: Intel. Anton got it.

Fundraising: We made $12.82 for the month of October, $7.52 for November so far. Weirdest thing for October: Wood Heat. The office wins (no one would claim the purchase)

Party:

Discussion Group:

No Report: Joel: A drawing prompt: (Phil and Erik are already making a competition out of this) Draw a penis being inserted into another penis which is attached to a much larger penis with a face and arms who is in turn attached to a tyrannosaurus rex which is fighting a space shark on the surface of the moon next to the Eagle lunar lander while Buzz and Neil are lounging on deck chairs drinking from straws which are stuck into the ground of the moon. Because the moon is an intergalactic brewery.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Learned the Charleston at swing. Has been sleeping. Downloaded Legend of the Seeker this summer and watched it again last night- just happened to pick up on a recap episode.

Constable: Busy week last week… had to shoot, capture, and edit a project in less than an hour, but he’s a badass so he did it.

Com Officer: Has an informational interview with a principal on Friday.. Making apple pie shots after.

Grand Nagus: She’s in D.C.!

First Officer: Watched Buffy for the first time. Made a fort in Harper to watch movies in. Finished that design project- a car that doesn’t move.

Captain: Ordered 20 cute little rats to drug up with nicotine. Will be reimbursed for cigarettes from Bradley. His neighbor died, and he’s sad cause he liked him.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Concert in Dingeldine at 3pm on Sunday.

Other Organizations

Nerf, MCS

Quotes

Adam: Who bought “Wood Heat?”
Bill: Probably Forrest. His name implies it was him.

Adam: You should have waited to hear the whole prompt. Your penises are too big.
Elly: There’s something they won’t ever hear again.

Phil: Who’s going to bed?
Erik: Me and your mom!
Phil: Meg’s a nice person.

Minutes for 3 November 2010

Published on November 17, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 11 premature ejaculations

Meeting End: 10:39 and the most awkward sign off I’ve ever done


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jeremy is here, so he can sign the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: ZEBRA MAN (Batman suit with stripes and horse ears)
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The odds of a scalding hot alien landing on your head is 10 times higher in Japan than in any other country
- Soccer is a form of martial arts
- Superhero costumes need spandex like the desert needs rain.

Trivia: Troy: What was the shitty Jurassic Park game where your arm is broken? Answer: No on knows. Troy still has it.

Fundraising: Forgot.

Party: Semester party’s gonna happen. Bring money cause Forrest is gone now.

Discussion Group: Undetermined.

No Report: Bill: Got Robocop 2 on Blu Ray. Made up for the fact that he doesn’t have Robocop 3 on Blu Ray.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Didn’t go swing dancing because he didn’t have a costume.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Just teaching lately, preparing to hunt for a job. Discovered that William Goldman lied about everything in the Princess Bride 30 Anniversary. Very upset.

Grand Nagus: Not here.

First Officer: Brandi visited on Saturday, and they went to Zombiefest.

Captain: Went to the funeral for his step-grandmother, did Biology… mostly cried. Took a horrible bio test on which he mixed up two things that are completely opposite and combined them in one short, poorly-written paragraph. Did laundry. Roommate sleeps, skips class, as doesn’t shower.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Zombiefest was awesome. :)

Other Organizations

MCS, Nerf…

Quotes

Phil: I call this meeting to order, I hope not too prematurely…
Bill: HA. You would know about that. Cause you ejaculate prematurely.

Forrest: WOO think of the porn!
Jon: I’m sure they already are.

-Awkward silence following a Bill-statement-

Phil: This is a walking example.

Phil: So it smells like body odor… and Febreze.
Adam: Like rotting cat and formaldehyde.

Phil: Seems silly to do it with three people.
Adam: That’s what she said.

Minutes for 27 October 2010

Published on November 17, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 18

Meeting Start: 10pm and (a professor) is made entirely of dicks

Meeting End: 10:45


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Jeremy is here and he is wearing an awesome suit and snazzy bow tie!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: None ;(

Trivia: Erik: (really Jon) What is the manager’s name on Metalocalypse? Answer: Charles. Troy got it.

Fundraising: I’m sure we made money. Keep buying stuff.

Party: Saturday is Zombiefest! Costume contest, bring your own cup.

Tshirt Committee: put on hold

Discussion Group: none.

No Report: Fluffy: Mechanical engineers are crazy in an awesome way- working with them on capstone project. They have been working on proposals for shock absorbers- he and the other CS’s only have to make a log in. Slackers.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Swing danced, worked on a 15 page lit review. Favorite piece of news- a woman had a child while her husband was in Iraq, and it was black (neither of the ‘parents’ are). She told him she got pregnant from watching a 3D porno because the baby looks just like the guy in the movie. Her husband believed her.

Constable: Played Fallout a lot. Had two classes canceled, only had 4 this whole week. Made Alton Brown’s shepard pie and guinness gravy and it was awesome.

Com Officer: Halloween dance at school went really well.

Grand Nagus: not here

First Officer: Her friend Brandi is visiting this weekend, and will be here for Zombiefest. Has been working on a design project.

Captain: Step-Grandmother died of cancer, going to be a paul bearer Saturday morning before Zombiefest. Was watching YouTube while his dad told him, so he was giggling as he got the news.

Old Business

Zombiefest is Saturday!
War on George Lucas.

New Business

Friday- Halloween-themed Art Show, by Mr. G’s, afterparty

Other Organizations

Nerf, MCS,…
Bugs- Bio group
Bradley Community Chorale, 4pm Sun. Nov. 21st, St. Mary’s Cathedral $5

Quotes

Erik: I have the power of Justice on my side!

Phil: I am the dictionary.
Erik: -BAP- BLASPHEMY!

Phil: I am a horrible person for several other reasons- I bet my brother $10 she would croak before Thanksgiving.