Attendance: 23
Meeting Start: 10:00 and 11 premature ejaculations
Meeting End: 10:39 and the most awkward sign off I’ve ever done
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Jeremy is here, so he can sign the log book!
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: ZEBRA MAN (Batman suit with stripes and horse ears)
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- The odds of a scalding hot alien landing on your head is 10 times higher in Japan than in any other country
- Soccer is a form of martial arts
- Superhero costumes need spandex like the desert needs rain.
Trivia: Troy: What was the shitty Jurassic Park game where your arm is broken? Answer: No on knows. Troy still has it.
Fundraising: Forgot.
Party: Semester party’s gonna happen. Bring money cause Forrest is gone now.
Discussion Group: Undetermined.
No Report: Bill: Got Robocop 2 on Blu Ray. Made up for the fact that he doesn’t have Robocop 3 on Blu Ray.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Didn’t go swing dancing because he didn’t have a costume.
Constable: Not here.
Com Officer: Just teaching lately, preparing to hunt for a job. Discovered that William Goldman lied about everything in the Princess Bride 30 Anniversary. Very upset.
Grand Nagus: Not here.
First Officer: Brandi visited on Saturday, and they went to Zombiefest.
Captain: Went to the funeral for his step-grandmother, did Biology… mostly cried. Took a horrible bio test on which he mixed up two things that are completely opposite and combined them in one short, poorly-written paragraph. Did laundry. Roommate sleeps, skips class, as doesn’t shower.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
Zombiefest was awesome. :)
Other Organizations
MCS, Nerf…
Quotes
Phil: I call this meeting to order, I hope not too prematurely…
Bill: HA. You would know about that. Cause you ejaculate prematurely.
Forrest: WOO think of the porn!
Jon: I’m sure they already are.
-Awkward silence following a Bill-statement-
Phil: This is a walking example.
Phil: So it smells like body odor… and Febreze.
Adam: Like rotting cat and formaldehyde.
Phil: Seems silly to do it with three people.
Adam: That’s what she said.
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