Monthly Archive for March, 2011

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Meeting End:

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations:

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: The Boy and His Dog
About a boy with a dog and is obsessed with sex.
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- Dogs would make excellent history professors
- Nobody expects a crowbar in the middle of a bouquet
- Men are confused and a little put off by women who want sex.

Trivia: I missed it. Rachel got whatever it was.

Fundraising:

Party: Happening! Study day night.

Constitution Reform Committee:

Discussion Group: Scat porn

No Report: Joel: Found a story about a Brazilian WWII ship that practiced aircraft targeting on kite that fell on it and it blew up, sinking within minutes.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Looking for an internship because she needs it to walk.. she has a week to find and get an internship AND get all the paperwork through.

Constable: Bappable offense of the day: If your phone is visible. Got a job at the Sizzler! Had to read Nickeled and Dimed for a class.

Com Officer: Took over teaching full time, been busy. Had a real job interview last Friday! Supposed to hear back this week…

Grand Nagus: Not here.

First Officer: Hero Clix. Beat Smelly Fuckin Gary! Something about newborn porn. Gross. Recommends Human Centipede. Caught up on Dr. Who. Started working at Toys R Us.

Captain: Drove to Canada over spring break, and there was a lot of drinking and smoking. Got 100% on one of his midterms!

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Phil: Quit being a word hipster.

Rachel: Dogs make the worst puns.
Phil: They would, that’s how they think.
Elly: What?
Phil: I am not going to qualify that statement.

Phil: I’m going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete so I can hit them all at once.

Attendance: 11

Meeting Start: 10:01

Meeting End: 10:35

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Sarah R. brought her boyfriend! AND he can sign the log book!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Barbarella (PG) 1968 (5 minutes in- gratuitous breast shot)
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- In the future, sexual gratification is achieved by taking a pill and holding hands
- Angels makes nests
- Public suicide chambers nee to be plainly marked

Trivia: blah

Fundraising: We made $22! Buy more stuff.

Party: We need money for our party!

Constitution Reform Committee: none

Discussion Group: blah

No Report: Fluffy: Gonna get an A on senior capstone project.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Bullshit tolerance is 0 this week. Had a messed up day-lesson moved to the afternoon.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Fiance got knee surgery, had a big chunk of cartilage removed from his knee.

Grand Nagus: Senate stuff… lots of tests this week.

First Officer: BCON- played a game that calculates the size of your genitals and sexual details. Won’t repeat any more. That is just in the character creation- no one ever gets past that part, it’s too messed up to want to keep playing.

Captain: Bio test of 2 chapters. Talked to professor about how bleak all of his career options are- either a ton a school or 100+ hours of work. Can always get a really nice car to drive to and from work in the dark.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

End of the Year Party is on the way.

Other Organizations

MCS

Quotes

Bill: We will talk about…
Phil: All the porn we’ve ever watched.
Bill: Oh, well I’ll be there all night.

Bill: I would sacrifice a goat for you.
Phil: I would sacrifice 1000 goats for you.

Adam: It’s a long story.
Elly: Highlights?
Adam: That’s the thing, there are no highlights.