Attendance:
Meeting Start:
Meeting End:
Committees
Recruitment and Relations:
Office Resource: The office is still there.
Movie: The Boy and His Dog
About a boy with a dog and is obsessed with sex.
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- Dogs would make excellent history professors
- Nobody expects a crowbar in the middle of a bouquet
- Men are confused and a little put off by women who want sex.
Trivia: I missed it. Rachel got whatever it was.
Fundraising:
Party: Happening! Study day night.
Constitution Reform Committee:
Discussion Group: Scat porn
No Report: Joel: Found a story about a Brazilian WWII ship that practiced aircraft targeting on kite that fell on it and it blew up, sinking within minutes.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Looking for an internship because she needs it to walk.. she has a week to find and get an internship AND get all the paperwork through.
Constable: Bappable offense of the day: If your phone is visible. Got a job at the Sizzler! Had to read Nickeled and Dimed for a class.
Com Officer: Took over teaching full time, been busy. Had a real job interview last Friday! Supposed to hear back this week…
Grand Nagus: Not here.
First Officer: Hero Clix. Beat Smelly Fuckin Gary! Something about newborn porn. Gross. Recommends Human Centipede. Caught up on Dr. Who. Started working at Toys R Us.
Captain: Drove to Canada over spring break, and there was a lot of drinking and smoking. Got 100% on one of his midterms!
Old Business
Zombiefest is on the way.
New Business
Other Organizations
Quotes
Phil: Quit being a word hipster.
Rachel: Dogs make the worst puns.
Phil: They would, that’s how they think.
Elly: What?
Phil: I am not going to qualify that statement.
Phil: I’m going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete so I can hit them all at once.
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