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Attendance: 10:01:10e (or 10 grains)
Meeting Start: 20

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Fails.
Movie: The bad movie is Fiend Without a Face.
Office Resource: It was there on Sunday.
Trivia: Forrest asks a question about Doctor Who Rhino police officers. Adam wins.
Party: Nothing.
Discussion Group: Nothing.
Fundraising: Need someone to funnel money through.
No Report: Willy Wonka can make t-shirts, but not for you.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: ?
Constable: Slowly dying of midterms. The bappable offense is questioning the constable.
Com Officer: Slowly achieving reign of Psychology Club.
Grand Nagus: Fail.
First Officer: She continues to go to class and dress exceptionally well.
Captain: DOTA hero Pirate throws a ship. He took a personal day because he forgot his keys, wallet and cell phone. He will eventually register the club.

Old Business: Nothing.
New Business: Theater is employing zombies.

Other Organizations
Anime: Not meeting this week because Forrest is leaving.
MCS: Still occuring.
Order of Xeen: Nothing.
Theater: Nothing.
Other: LAN is still happening.

Meeting End: 10:30:10grains

Quotes
Willy Wonka: You skipped all those numbers.
Adam: I actually made it up.

Forrest: Jack is not here, so I’m not sure what I would do with the money except put it in my pocket and spend it.

Forrest: To make things more interesting, one of these stories is not real…. There was no false story. I lied to you.

Forrest: That’s different. It’s not a period. It’s not an ellipse.
Adam: It’s a brief ellipse.

Mike: You’re a pathological liar, aren’t you?
Forrest: No, I’m a consumate liar and no one believes me.
Mike: You’re lying about that.

Stephen: So which one was the false story?
All: You’re an idiot!/There wasn’t one!
Adam: Do we have to continue this meeting?

Forrest: [answers phone] Go for Fofo!

?: He’s talking about the future.
Forrest: Quantum LAN.
Jon: You’re still lagging.

Willy Wonka: Sparkly magical unicorn tears.

Jon: It’s not my fault.
Forrest: No, it’s not! It’s all mine!

Forrest: That’s a secret.
Stephen: It’s a secret? Why does no one tell me these things!
Forrest: …You’re an idiot.

Adam: Since Joe is not here to tell us that he can use his mother’s basement… I don’t care how sad that sounds.
Stephen: His mom has a nice basement.
?: …That wasn’t the reference.

Date:  September 17th, 2008
Meeting Start:  10:03: and seven seconds after a sneeze
Attendance:  25

Psi-Phi News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations:  Katherine is back, and Kurt and Andy are new.  Kurt left before the end of the meeting.
Movie:  The bad movie is Blood Freak.
Office Resource:  The office is still there.
T-Shirt:  Ideas for t-shirts include a bad movie style screaming woman with bloody letters.
Trivia: Katie has trivia:  What is the author of the series that inspired HBO’s True Blood?  Katie continues to have trivia.  The answer was Charlaine Harris.
Party:  Forrest is still looking for donations.
Discussion Group:  The new topic:  The website?
Constitution:  Not active.
Fundraising:  There has been discussion of fundraising, including a movie night.  Ashley and Erich have discussed a Psi-Phi production of Shuggoth on the Roof.
No Report:  Willy Wonka was pulled over in Bethlehem.  He also has seen delicious cookie recipes.

Officers Reports
Constable:  He was outside in a bathrobe and bare feet early in the morning.  The bappable offense of the week is sitting on the inside of the tables.
Com Officer:   She has been performing experiments.
Chief of Operations:  He made an RSS feed of death and destruction.
Grand Nagus:  His school sleep habits are back, and he’s been having about three papers due a week.
First Officer:  Unfortunately, there have been no grenades during class.  She has never mentioned PsiPhi to her parents, but is planning on putting PsiPhi on her resume.
Captain:  Our titles are very strange for banks.  There are also two types of orgasms:  Sexual orgasms and sneezes.

Old Business:  The usual.
New Business:  We have letters.  We have been invited to a game night in the library on September 26th, at 8:30pm.

Other Organizations
Anime:  They are watching Heat Guy J and Denno Coil.
MCS:  Fridays at 5pm in the Student Center Cafeteria.
Order of Xeen:  Traveller has been going on at the usual place.
LAN:  On Saturday nights.
Other:

• Pirates tickets are still on sale.
• We are not banned from Shackathon.

Meeting End:  10 and 52 minutes and seven seconds after the sneeze

Quotes
Anti-Mike:  You counted normally, are you sure you’re right?

Anti-Mike:  If you break the Braves room, the team will track you down and kill you.
Adam:  The football team?

Forrest:  Sex?  Why would you pay for sex?  On movie night?
Anti-Mike:  The sex is free.  The snacks are for money.
Forrest:  Oh, that’s what they’re calling it these days.

Forrest:  Give me money so I can buy your fucking pizza.
Anti-Mike:  Can I have a non-fucking pizza?

Monica:  You should have put pants on!
Eric:  I’m not going to do that!

Adam:  So, “if we sneeze with a cold, we better be smiling.”
Anti-Mike:  You can fake a sneeze.

Jon:  Furry pedophiles is not worth free food.
Eric:  Everything is worth free food!

Eric:  It’s better to be God’s worst enemy than a nobody.

Adam:  Yay, David Tennant is my hero!

Eric:  Triple X:  This time, he’s Mexican.

Eric:  The first movie wasn’t bad… in the sexual content way, not in a good movie way.

Adam:  The office is still there.
Sarah:  What about the TV cart?
Adam:  It’s still there.

Someone:  If you keep it [trivia] hard, you can have it every week.
Eric;  That’s what she said.

Anti-Mike:  It’s a love square.
Adam:  It’s a love rhombus.
Eric:  Except no one wants to have sex with each other.

Adam:  Your lightsaber goes through anything.
Eric:  Is that a steel bar?  Raaaaaagh.
Ashley:  The hymen would be no problem, then.

Alex:  Where everyone is a Jedi no matter how hard you try to make them something else.
Eric:  You want to own a cantina?  Fuck yooooou.

Attendance: 21
Meeting Start: 10:05:1/2 3/4e

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Brought Chris. Mike is sort of a new member.
Movie: Bad movie is Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Office Resource: Still there. Information is still classified.
Trivia: Katie has trivia. What was the book inspiration for Blade Runner? Monica wins with Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Party: Nothing.
Discussion Group: Website was talked about. Topic will be what kind of robots would you like to run the world?
Fundraising: Did not build a shake. Looking for fundraising ideas.
No Report: Jon brought home 2lbs of bacon and 3 steaks because of shooting photos at butcher shop. Made chocolate bacon.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Dragon table showed up.
Constable: Got a picture of an old man with a sausage at crotch level.
Com Officer: Working as a seamstress. Please take the test!
Grand Nagus: Saw a segway biker gang.
First Officer: Teacher does not know APA or MLA. She is holding seances for English.
Captain: Saw two kids this week at his job as a school nurse. War is good.

Old Business: Movie fest in October?
New Business: Week before Halloween? 24-26? Need a place.

Other Organizations
Anime: Nothing.
MCS: Ninja Burger.
Order of Xeen: 4.0 Campaign will be meeting at 1pm.
Theater: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Meeting End: 10:58 and ie

Quotes
Jon: It has nothing to do with PsiPhi.
Erik: What if they were both robots?

A-Mike: It was a flamethrower force trooper.

Erik: Don’t you breathe during Psi Phi news!

Erik: I’m going to force lightning the rock… why is it an option?

Erik: The something is still standing.

Adam: All in favor of making her an honorary member… I already forgot her name.

Adam: Shouldn’t have punched that woman in the face.

Joe: Is Smallville still making new episodes?
Everyone: Yes.
A-Mike: Soon the actor will grow up and…
Joe: It’ll just be Superman.
Adam: It’ll be called Bigville.

Melissa: I can’t push 2nd graders.
Adam: Sure you can! They’re easier!

Jack: Video games have taught me that all people pray by flailing.

Erik: …Fixed by the ability to use the proper stick above the 4th grade level.

Adam: It’s a variety show with Ewoks.
A-Mike: It’s good for everyone… maybe.

Jon: The Rock is the Tooth Fairy.

Erik: It was really dark and you don’t feel like you were in space and you just wish you could see the coaster.

Jon: He’s still a tambourine man.
Xeen: Damn you Kahn!

Joe: Going to open chocolate bacon and ale and whores shop.

Joe: Let’s take a look. Fat and bachelor. Yeah, I know how to cook.

Joe: I saw it.
Erik: You take it to your grave!