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Minutes for 29 September 2010

Published on September 29, 2010 in Minutes. 1 Comment

Attendance: 27

Meeting Start: 10ish

Meeting End: OOOHOHohuhUHuhUHUH


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Forrest is here!!!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Urban Warrior (“I think it’s French” -Adam)
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Nuclear war and volcanic activity are both reasonable excuses to miss a dinner date.
- Drinking and driving is no big deal after the apocalypse.
- Chili and beer makes women horny.

Trivia: Bill: Who is Prince Adam’s sister? Princess Adora. Forrest got it, he will have to do it from Rhode Island.

Fundraising: I’m sure we’ve made money, but I haven’t checked in a while. Next week we will vote on craziest item.

Party: Zombiefest is BYOF and costume! October 30 in Baker B54 from 11 to 11.

Tshirt Committee: They will be ordered this

Discussion Group: Will be decided on later.

No Report: Forrest: I missed it!!! :(

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Learned to dance the blues. Had a sim lab instead of going to the hospital on Monday. Usually it involves walking in and having to save a dying person’s life.

Constable: Someone get him a drink. Had an exhausting day, but it ended in him getting someone fired. Works for Bradley’s news program, and his job is to eat food and film people. The guy who organizes interviews was a jerk and flaky and keeps screwing up this one interview for a whole week.

Com Officer: Novice teacher told her to apply for her job since she’s leaving next year! Pretty exciting!

Grand Nagus: Wearing her grenade shirt! Got into grad school at University of Virginia!! Her school of choice! :D

First Officer: Been avoiding her floor like the plague… literally! They’re all sick. Got to be a ninja last night.

Captain: Had an organic chemistry test. Doesn’t have colon cancer. Don’t take BIO 250.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Happy Birthday Sasha!!

Other Organizations

Dance Party on Saturday! Garrett Center. It’s for the Intergalactic Journal.
Nerf Commandos 10pm Tues and Thurs in Markin.
MCS on Friday in Student Center Cafeteria at 5pm.
If anyone wants to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show, contact Phil.

Quotes

Phil: I think I should organize a Rocky Horror Picture Show thing…
Elly: He’s just dying to wear lingerie again.
Adam: Oh yeah. We should invite his ex-girlfriend.

Phil: Jon, how much are normal fleshlights?
Jon: Fuck if I know!

Phil: It’s only 9 inches deep. That’s not…. (YES he was referring to what you’re thinking right now)

Minutes for 22 September 2010

Published on September 22, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 19

Meeting Start: 9:59 and ow

Meeting End: 10:37


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Joel is here again and can sign the book for this semester.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Galaxy of Terror
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- If you kiss a girl right, her headlights will turn on.

Trivia: Bill: What is Tommy’s morpheme code number? Answer: 335. Bill still has trivia.

Fundraising: Buy stuff on Amazon.

Party: We got the room for Zombiefest!

Tshirt Committee: Next week will be your LAST CHANCE to bring us money for a shirt! Tell your friends!

Discussion Group: Black films.

No Report: Bill: Venture Brothers premiere.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Took care of old people. House premiered this week and he was very excited. Shook a nursing student when he heard the theme song coming from a TV at the hospital. Will be swing dancing most of the weekend.

Constable: Had a bad week last week. Got Netflix set up and has been doing nothing but watching episodes of Avatar. His roomate joined him and when his roomate’s girlfriend came over (who has been trying to get him to watch any form of anime for three years) she was upset. haha.

Com Officer: Pass on report.

Grand Nagus: Ended up taking two different boys to hair cuttery and the same girl was working for both and probably think’s she’s a smooth operator.

First Officer: Sprained her ankle and so she looked like a real hobbling zombie. Her parents gave her a ton of new stuff to make her feel better. Watched Glee.

Captain: Biology is awful and he spent all his time doing it.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

We still need a new copy of the constitution.

Other Organizations

Come to Nerf Commandos! Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10pm in Markin.

Quotes

Phil: Are those acorns? Oh, no, they’re pretzels.

Bill: I did find it funny that the biggest shack in the hooverville was a church.
Phil: I think it would be called a tabernacle, since it’s not permanent.
Erik: That’s the thing they keep the host in.
Phil: Are you sure?
Erik: Yes, I was an alter boy.

Elly: Sarah’s first bap! Both Sarahs’!
Phil: DOUBLE SARAH ACTION.

Adam: I know how we determine who has the weakest soul: SBAM tournament.

Minutes for 15 September

Published on September 15, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 2200 hours and Jaws 3D

Meeting Start: 20

Meeting End: 10:40 and Fluffy’s name is Brian.


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations:

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Q: The Winged Serpent”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- You can’t sacrifice a human, even if they’ve signed a waiver.
- Flaying is a lost art
- Pigeons are carnivorous

Trivia: Troy: Not here. Provisional trivia provided by Jon: In Asimov’s book Foundation, who develops psychohistory? Answer: Hari Seldon. Bill got it.

Fundraising: Buy shit.

Party: Donate money for pizza. Bill doesn’t give a shit.

Tshirt Committee: Now’s the time to pay and sign up! We’ll be purchasing them in the next few weeks.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: His teacher told him a story. The guy apparently stopped an SUV driving 30 mph with his hand. Left a huge dent in the hood.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Helped move a patient who had had her leg amputated. Another nurse asked him if he noticed it afterward. The lady they moved also had really cool green urine from her medication.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Rough week.

Grand Nagus: did student senate stuff.

First Officer: Not here.

Captain: Became a zombie. Did biology. Pissed about moustache-lady canceling our room.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

Other Organizations

Quotes

Bill: Eat Fuck.

Minutes from 8 September 2010

Published on September 8, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10

Meeting End: 10:40 and Phil won’t get in trouble this week!


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: No new people, but lotsa 2nd timers!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie:
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Playing pool in a strip club has some unique challenges.
- Cops usually frisk people after pulling them over for running a red light.
- Ambulances take several hours to respond.
- Don’t sleep with a guy unless you know his last name.

Trivia: Troy: What does SSE stand for? (Erik’s guess was super sexy eggplant. it was wrong.) Troy has trivia again next week.

Fundraising: Buy stuff.

Party: Donate money if you want pizza.

Tshirt Committee: Will be about $12 each. Bring $12 next week if you want one!

Discussion Group:

No Report: Bill: Fuck everything, Machete was the best movie ever.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Spent 7 hours at a nursing home. Went swing dancing

Constable: Got a new phone. Went shopping for humans vs zombies and used the money from bradley to buy a $30 nerf gun.

Com Officer: Started novice teaching and it’s awesome! Went to St. Charles last weekend and her friend got punched in the face randomly.

Grand Nagus: Overwhelmed with school. Student government has been taking over her life. Had to call two girls to crush their dreams and then call two other to tell them that they won a position.

First Officer: Got abducted by her parents and they gave her cookies. Only got on WOW one night this week. Played Bejeweled during calc.

Captain: Watched the last episode of The Next Generation and felt the same way as when he read the last page of Harry Potter, or at the end of Toy Story 3. Not sure what to do with his life now, since watching Star Trek has been all he does since May.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way. Will be on the 30th, which is more conveniently a Saturday.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

Come to Nerf! Tuesdays and Thursdays at 10pm in the Performance Court at Markin.
Humans vs Zomies! Sign up! It starts Sunday at 6pm, and registration ends right then. Go to bu.hvzsource.com. There are informational meetings where you will learn about the rules. Their times and locations are on that website.
At the library this Friday, there will be free pizza and games!
Swing dancing at Markin at 8pm!

Quotes

Phil: What the fuck does hollow laser beam mean? Is it insincere?

Erik: Hey Jon, you said log.
Phil: And you mean penis?
Erik: No, I was thinking turd. QUEER

Phil: Let it be known that Jon is a trailer.
Jon: Let it be known that trailer trash is in Pekin.

Sarah: [typed to Ashley on Phil's computer] Ashley, I need to tell you about my boyfriend!
Elly: She’s gonna think that’s from Phil!

Minutes for 1 September 2010

Published on September 1, 2010 in Minutes. 0 Comments

Attendance: 23

Meeting Start: 10 and don’t do stupid shit with Thor’s hammer

Meeting End: 11:07 and we’re outside


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Lotsa new people!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: Maximum Overdrive
- being electrocuted to death will give you the hiccups
- sticks and stones may break your bones but a Mack truck will crush your ribcage
- whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword has never been on the wrong end of a machine gun

Trivia: Erik: something from Deathklok. Troy got it.

Fundraising: A really fun awesome easy way to raise money is to click on the link at the top right of this page and then buy something on Amazon! At the end of each month, the weirdest thing bought will win a prize!

Party: Bill’s head of party committee! Next will be Zombiefest around Halloween.

Discussion Group: Phil is head of discussion group. Topic for tonight will be Phil’s ex man-girlfriend.

No Report: Hinman: signed up to be a tutor, accidentally signed up to tutor someone at 5am. someone took it. The library’s not even open then.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Baby Seal came to visit him this weekend. Took a 2 person CPR certification test. Moved into a new apartment because his old one was covered in mold. New place has a reeeeally sucky laundry room. Exciting research graduate class.. got thesis info this week, due in two years, and needs to start now.

Constable: Went to school and drank a lot this week. Went to the bar with his roomate tonight and there was $3 pitchers.

Com Officer: Slept outside for Weezer tickets this weekend.

Grand Nagus: Loves grenades. Had a very exciting week! Has been busy with student senate. Dedicated to Psi Phi!

First Officer: Result of Election: Sarah S wins!

Captain: Unimportant.

Old Business

We got kicked out before this point.

New Business

we got kicked out before this point.

Other Organizations

We got kicked out before this point.

Quotes

Adam: I bet he sent us a male stripper.

Erik: It’s compostable. Which means it’s made of thunder.

Elly: Are we out of chairs??
Adam: No, but I do think we are past a number that Phil can count to.

Phil: Maybe you shouldn’t drink and constable so hard.

Erik: Did they get Michael J. Foxx to voice Michael J. Foxx? Cause if not…
Phil: It’s got too much vibrato now.

Erik: He’s like nine.
John: No he’s not, he’s 13. Get it right. His balls dropped, give him a break.
Erik: At least one of them dropped.
John: They can’t fix that in Neverland.

Erik: That’s where Jon used to sit! You have big shoes to fill!

Phil: Continue with your bio.
Ian: Well I’m not a bio major, so I wouldn’t know much about that.

Erik: I saw Jeremiah at the bar!
John: Was he with a dog?
Erik: No, he was with a boy.

Bill: None of you have ever seen Maximum Overdrive? Are you shitting me?
Erik: Really Bill? You’re the only one who’s seen the bad movie of the week, you can’t ask if we’re shitting you. Are YOU shitting ME?
Phil: Let it be known that Bill is the hipster nerd.
Erik: Can I get you an argyle sweater? Or an iPod touch with a wine tasting app on it?

Adam: By the time I was done, I was wet up to my elbow.
Erik: That’s what she said.

Sarah S: What guy doesn’t like catwoman?
Phil: Batman?