Archive for the 'Minutes' Category

Attendance: 13

Meeting Start: 2200 hrs and Fluffy is late

Meeting End: 2249 and Fluffy was late.

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Hinman twins are here, but Phil made them come. He took them here. More new people next week!

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Bad Taste”
- Sledgehammers are laying around all over the place in New Zealand
- Pinecones are about the least threatening thing you can throw at someone carrying a chainsaw

Trivia: Phil: What is Thor’s Hammer’s name? Mjollnir. Erik got it.

Fundraising: $8.21 over the summer from the amazon account

Party: Disbanded

T-Shirt Committee: Will present design to newbies next week and see how many people are interested.

Discussion Group:

No Report: Apparently Fluffy is a thieving unethical Jew.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Learned how to swing dance.

Constable: Let the record show that Bill is owed a bap. Worked in St. Louis at the Air Force Base over the summer. First intern ever to get the commander’s coin for excellence! Has a Meat Tenderizer.

Com Officer: Worked and took classes over the summer, and found a wedding dress.

Grand Nagus: Spent summer in Chicago at an internship, and lived across from the Gene Siskel movie center, so she saw a lot of movies, including Metropolis. 99.9% sure she saw George Lucas going to a movie with a group of young African American women but wasn’t sure until later… disappointed that she didn’t figure it out, and missed the opportunity to tell him how much his movies fucking suck lately.

First Officer: Not yet chosen.

Captain: See Quotes. Pretty much covers it.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.

New Business

Fluffy wants to organize a trip to see the new Michael Cera movie.

Other Organizations

Nerf Commandoes will be back eventually. Erik will email you. Join the Facebook group.
MCS will exist soon. They are also undead.

Quotes

Erik: You know the rules Phil. You have to bind their eyes.

Erik: Fluffy, I feel like you’re the person most likely to know a rich person.

Phil: Tremont itself is not trashy. Just some of the people are.

Erik: YOu’ve never been hit softly with a sharp hammer before?

Erik: She was really hot.
Adam: Was? Is she dead?
Phil: No. She’s um. Pretending to be a man now.
Erik: And you dated this girl?
(Jon laughing through telecommunication)
Phil: Yes. And now she is going out with a man, who I can only assume is another woman pretending to be a man, named Piper. She goes to Knox, so she fits in a lot more now.

Twin: How does she sign her checks?
Jon in computer: With her penis.

Jon in computer: Phil, your man-boobs have turned another one to the dark side.

Attendance: 16

Meeting Start: 10 and 1 pokéwalker

Meeting End: 10:50 and 11 doors to my heart

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: We need more people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Redneck Zombies”
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- If your torso is missing, it’s safe to say you’re dead
- Don’t give the masochistic pyromaniac a lit cigarette

Trivia: basically skipped

Fundraising: ?

Party: We need money. Set up will be around 6:30 Tuesday.

Discussion Group: Also skipped.

No Report: Adam: has recently been wildly playing solitaire. In windows 7, when you win, the cards fall from the top and explode. He liked it better in the 98 version when they just bounced continually.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Just realized tomorrow is her birthday. Forgot cause she’s been so busy preparing for finals and the psych conference this weekend. Got a really cute haircut. Yay prostitutes and yay Garrett’s popcorn co.

Constable: Strange, strange week. Went to bed at sunrise every day for no reason. Traded in Left for Dead 2– it is dead to him now because Bill died. The rage in his heart knows no bounds.

Com Officer:Saw Local H last weekend and they were awesome!! Also booked wedding stuff. And yay prostitutes.

Grand Nagus: Having student senate issues– VP is being a bitch about some crap. She lost her phone during a very exciting game of chinese firedrill, even though she did not leave the car. Had to get a number of a person who had the number of the guy whose car it was– still no phone, and Verizon people suck.

First Officer: Bad week. Had an ok concert, but Vroman yelled at them afterward. He had a 3-4 page list of things they did wrong during one movement of an Armenian dance. Got Chinses afterwards and burnt finger on a teapot. All teachers finished 2 days early, so lots of cancelled classes. Ruined hamburger helper this evening.

Captain: Woke up sore, like he tried beating up his own kidneys. Went to Border’s and bought EMTB study guide. Something about chicken soup for the soul.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations:

GRAND NAGUS
Sarah, Fluffy

CONSTABLE
Erik, Adam, Rachel, Bill, Dan

COM OFFICER
Elly, Adam, Erik, Bill

CHIEF OF OPERATIONS
Adam, Elly, Ryan, Phil

CAPTAIN
Erik, Phil, Bill, Sarah, Fluffy

Other Organizations

Quotes

Bill: Da bomb means it’s a good bomb.

Bill: Everything just comes out so fast.
Elly: That’s what she said.

Phil: Good thing it’s not a heavy-heavy hammer.
Erik: It’s still a hammer!!

Phil: Or would you be good at finding studs?
Jon: I would have given you more points for saying Forrest made a glory hole
Forrest: It was far too high for a glory hole.

Phil: Aren’t vaginas built of steel?
Jon: Only your girlfriend’s.

Ashley: We were sharing lesbian stories.
Phil: Darn, missed it again!
Erik: It’s ok, we can share celibacy stories.
Jon: If Phil were a pokémon, he’d be Celebi.

Phil: And there’s some ambiguity as to whether the curly black hair in your teeth is pubic hair or not.
Jon: Tough enough for a man, gentle enough for a child.

Phil: Think about how much debt people would have if hookers took credit cards.
Adam: Some do.
Erik: Yeah, some do TAKE credit cards.

Forrest: I will be providing soda out of the goodness of my own heart.
Adam: What heart?
Xeen: Whose heart?
Ashley: That might be an even better question.

Erik: I’m not tall, but I’m slow (quote from stan someone)

Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10:02 and 11 bisexuals

Meeting End: 10:46

News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: New guy: Robert

Office Resource: The office is not there anymore. Forrest moved it.

Movie: “Mega Force”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Real men wear skin-tight jumpsuits with light blue bandannas.
- Rattlesnakes hate British people.
- A clumsy pig is the funniest thing in the world to a Redneck.
- Thrown knives fly just like darts.

Trivia: Fluffy had it. He’s not here.

Fundraising: Stuff has been bought. Buy more stuff, woo.

Party: Party will happen on midnight of study day. AKA Tuesday 4th at night. As always, we are in a financial pickle.

Discussion Group: we’re going somewhere an

No Report: Adam: Got a sweet fedora at Goodwill and now can say things like Good Day instead of hello.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Babysat an adorable kitty names Sophie for a night. Pretty sure it is a Ragdoll kitty. Wants to keep it! Presented at the Expo and has fans! A freshman who saw her abstract came by very excited to see her presentation. Will be doing Relay for Life stuff for Psi Chi this friday, and they are in first place for raising money!

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Julian McCullough= Funniest comedian ever! Had an interesting day at work. Allergies consuming face.

Grand Nagus: Actually here! Won first place and $500 at a conference in Chicago! On Monday, sworn in as student body secretary.

First Officer: Got to play Masterminds, and destroyed a library and Golden Corral. Tried giving people hugs with her super super strength but no one would get close enough.

Captain: Said some stuff, but it was short and I wasn’t paying attention.

Old Business

Zombie fest.

New Business

Look on the website for what time we’ll be going to see Kick Ass on Friday.

Other Organizations

Relay for Life in Markin on Friday!
MCS is on Friday

Quotes

Phil: I am going to put something in my brain.
Ashley: We will never see it again.

Phil: Yay, I have something to watch over the sum-mer! Wow, that sounded gayer than I intended. Let that be stricken from the notes.

Jon: We plant a flag in everything.
Phil: That sounds uncomfortable.

Bill: Black is white, cats and dogs, living together.

Phil: Caramel popcorn vagina.

Phil: What a faggot. And I mean the deuschey bikers, not a bumble of sticks or a derogatory reference toward gays.
Ashley: Or a ship.
Phil: Or a ship.

Phil: Does Amazon sell razor wire?

Elly: What the fuck’s a cancer bird?

Ashley: BITCHES!
Bill: YEAH!
Ashley: I’m glad you responded to “bitches.”

Phil: You can’t get AIDS from kissing.
Jon: Depends on how much tongue you use.
Elly: Depends on how many teeth you use.

Bill: Hey, stop blowing the bird.