Minutes from Spring Party! 4 May 2010

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Attendance: 24

Meeting Start:12:05

Meeting End: 12:43


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Committees

Recruitment and Relations: There’s a fucking lot of people here. A few first timers, even.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: No bad movie tonight. Repo is a good movie. Iron Man 2 comes out this week.

Trivia: Erik: Why is life like a grapfruit? Answer: it tastes bad, it is pimply, and some people have half of it for breakfast. Erik answered his own… so I guess he has it again next week.

Fundraising: Buy more shit.

Party: We’re having fun, yayyy. Thank you to everyone who brought food and helping pay for the pizza. Forrest will not be here next year, so he will be passing it on to ___

Discussion Group:

No Report: John: Drank a lot of shit and puked pure battery acid. Don’t do it, you have been warned.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Graduating in a week and a half??!!?? Ohh NOOOOOOO! Her group is going to be in an introductory textbook because they’re awesome!!!

Constable: Drank with the only two black guys on his floor. Gave them shots of the Crakin and they said, “Tha’s what’s up!” He’s drunk as shit.

Com Officer: Cooked for pretty much the first time this week: muffins, deviled eggs, and brownies!

Grand Nagus: Will be in Chicago this summer, hit her up if you’re in town!

First Officer: Up and down and whatever week. Jury performance on Thursday, but needs to switch times with someone.

Captain: Has a pipe that makes him look like a wizard.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way. Fuck you, Steven!

New Business

Results of election!!:
CAPTAIN
Phil!!!
GRAND NAGUS
Sarah!
COM OFFICER
Elly!
CHIEF OF OPERATIONS
Adam!
CONSTABLE
Erik!

Other Organizations

Nerf will be starting up again next year.

Quotes

Erik: WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU OOH BOO GAH WAH, OOH BOO GAH WAH!
Fuck Margaret Thatcher!
Ryan: A vote for me is a vote for Adam!
Erik: Make horse noises!
John: NEEEIIGH!! stompstomp.

Minutes for 28 April 2010

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Attendance: 16

Meeting Start: 10 and 1 pokéwalker

Meeting End: 10:50 and 11 doors to my heart


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Recruitment and Relations: We need more people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Redneck Zombies”
Things I Learned From This Movie:
- If your torso is missing, it’s safe to say you’re dead
- Don’t give the masochistic pyromaniac a lit cigarette

Trivia: basically skipped

Fundraising: ?

Party: We need money. Set up will be around 6:30 Tuesday.

Discussion Group: Also skipped.

No Report: Adam: has recently been wildly playing solitaire. In windows 7, when you win, the cards fall from the top and explode. He liked it better in the 98 version when they just bounced continually.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Just realized tomorrow is her birthday. Forgot cause she’s been so busy preparing for finals and the psych conference this weekend. Got a really cute haircut. Yay prostitutes and yay Garrett’s popcorn co.

Constable: Strange, strange week. Went to bed at sunrise every day for no reason. Traded in Left for Dead 2– it is dead to him now because Bill died. The rage in his heart knows no bounds.

Com Officer:Saw Local H last weekend and they were awesome!! Also booked wedding stuff. And yay prostitutes.

Grand Nagus: Having student senate issues– VP is being a bitch about some crap. She lost her phone during a very exciting game of chinese firedrill, even though she did not leave the car. Had to get a number of a person who had the number of the guy whose car it was– still no phone, and Verizon people suck.

First Officer: Bad week. Had an ok concert, but Vroman yelled at them afterward. He had a 3-4 page list of things they did wrong during one movement of an Armenian dance. Got Chinses afterwards and burnt finger on a teapot. All teachers finished 2 days early, so lots of cancelled classes. Ruined hamburger helper this evening.

Captain: Woke up sore, like he tried beating up his own kidneys. Went to Border’s and bought EMTB study guide. Something about chicken soup for the soul.

Old Business

Zombie Fest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations:

GRAND NAGUS
Sarah, Fluffy

CONSTABLE
Erik, Adam, Rachel, Bill, Dan

COM OFFICER
Elly, Adam, Erik, Bill

CHIEF OF OPERATIONS
Adam, Elly, Ryan, Phil

CAPTAIN
Erik, Phil, Bill, Sarah, Fluffy

Other Organizations

Quotes

Bill: Da bomb means it’s a good bomb.

Bill: Everything just comes out so fast.
Elly: That’s what she said.

Phil: Good thing it’s not a heavy-heavy hammer.
Erik: It’s still a hammer!!

Phil: Or would you be good at finding studs?
Jon: I would have given you more points for saying Forrest made a glory hole
Forrest: It was far too high for a glory hole.

Phil: Aren’t vaginas built of steel?
Jon: Only your girlfriend’s.

Ashley: We were sharing lesbian stories.
Phil: Darn, missed it again!
Erik: It’s ok, we can share celibacy stories.
Jon: If Phil were a pokémon, he’d be Celebi.

Phil: And there’s some ambiguity as to whether the curly black hair in your teeth is pubic hair or not.
Jon: Tough enough for a man, gentle enough for a child.

Phil: Think about how much debt people would have if hookers took credit cards.
Adam: Some do.
Erik: Yeah, some do TAKE credit cards.

Forrest: I will be providing soda out of the goodness of my own heart.
Adam: What heart?
Xeen: Whose heart?
Ashley: That might be an even better question.

Erik: I’m not tall, but I’m slow (quote from stan someone)

Minutes for 21 April 2010

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Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10 and 11 dick-sucking huts

Meeting End: 10:45


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Recruitment and Relations: We need to start thinking about freshman advertisement thingys. Think about ninja-ing.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “The Brain from Planet Orus”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- When it’s hot the temperature is exactly 120 degrees.
- Barking dogs ruin the mood during date rapes.
- If you are an alien space brain, whose sole weakness is being clobbered on the Fissure of Rolando, don’t leave axes lying around.

Trivia: Fluffy still had it. He left. Erik is taking over: Who played some guy in Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Answer: someone. Phil got it.

Fundraising:

Party: We need money.

Discussion Group:

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Got a motivational speech from Dr. K. Relay for Life was a lot of fun! Raised the most money.

Constable: Having possibly the best week of his life. Got the job in St. Louis so he’ll be making more money and won’t have to stay in Peoria. Got tickets to Muse’s tour. Also saw Lupe Fiasco and B.O.B, Lupe’s drummer was a badass.

Com Officer: Went to education symposium today and it was really cool.

Grand Nagus: Not here. But she gave a message that she got the change converted to bills and we have $53.

First Officer: Allergies are ruining her life.

Captain: Has a really hot girlfriend but he’s not getting any.

Old Business

Zombie fest is on the way.

New Business

Nominations are next week for officer positions.
We need to make posters/flyers.

Other Organizations

Symphonic Band and Winds concert at 3 on Sunday in Dingeldine.

Quotes

Phil: Isn’t that the dumb girl from Mean Girls? I mean the one whose boobs could tell weather.

Jon: He was a sex addict playing a sex addict.
Erik: Yeah, it was a real stretch for him.

Phil: I find that if you take 6 Benadryl in the morning, school is fun. That was a lesson I learned my junior year.

Erik: You’re stupid and you talk without thinking and you’re not getting laid!!!
Ashley: And it sucks cause his girlfriend is hot!
Erik: HA, yeah that must be really frustrating.

Phil: We’re both strange, but I guess strange doesn’t equate to putting out in girl terms.

Minutes for 14 April 2010

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Attendance: 14

Meeting Start: 10:02 and 11 bisexuals

Meeting End: 10:46


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Recruitment and Relations: New guy: Robert

Office Resource: The office is not there anymore. Forrest moved it.

Movie: “Mega Force”
Things I Learned from this Movie:
- Real men wear skin-tight jumpsuits with light blue bandannas.
- Rattlesnakes hate British people.
- A clumsy pig is the funniest thing in the world to a Redneck.
- Thrown knives fly just like darts.

Trivia: Fluffy had it. He’s not here.

Fundraising: Stuff has been bought. Buy more stuff, woo.

Party: Party will happen on midnight of study day. AKA Tuesday 4th at night. As always, we are in a financial pickle.

Discussion Group: we’re going somewhere an

No Report: Adam: Got a sweet fedora at Goodwill and now can say things like Good Day instead of hello.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Babysat an adorable kitty names Sophie for a night. Pretty sure it is a Ragdoll kitty. Wants to keep it! Presented at the Expo and has fans! A freshman who saw her abstract came by very excited to see her presentation. Will be doing Relay for Life stuff for Psi Chi this friday, and they are in first place for raising money!

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Julian McCullough= Funniest comedian ever! Had an interesting day at work. Allergies consuming face.

Grand Nagus: Actually here! Won first place and $500 at a conference in Chicago! On Monday, sworn in as student body secretary.

First Officer: Got to play Masterminds, and destroyed a library and Golden Corral. Tried giving people hugs with her super super strength but no one would get close enough.

Captain: Said some stuff, but it was short and I wasn’t paying attention.

Old Business

Zombie fest.

New Business

Look on the website for what time we’ll be going to see Kick Ass on Friday.

Other Organizations

Relay for Life in Markin on Friday!
MCS is on Friday

Quotes

Phil: I am going to put something in my brain.
Ashley: We will never see it again.

Phil: Yay, I have something to watch over the sum-mer! Wow, that sounded gayer than I intended. Let that be stricken from the notes.

Jon: We plant a flag in everything.
Phil: That sounds uncomfortable.

Bill: Black is white, cats and dogs, living together.

Phil: Caramel popcorn vagina.

Phil: What a faggot. And I mean the deuschey bikers, not a bumble of sticks or a derogatory reference toward gays.
Ashley: Or a ship.
Phil: Or a ship.

Phil: Does Amazon sell razor wire?

Elly: What the fuck’s a cancer bird?

Ashley: BITCHES!
Bill: YEAH!
Ashley: I’m glad you responded to “bitches.”

Phil: You can’t get AIDS from kissing.
Jon: Depends on how much tongue you use.
Elly: Depends on how many teeth you use.

Bill: Hey, stop blowing the bird.

Minutes for 7 April 2010

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Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10 and 11 elephants

Meeting End: 10:50


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Get more people.

Office Resource: The office is still there.

Movie: “Class of Nuke ‘Em High”
Things I Learned from This Movie:
- Never punch a nuclear mutant
- Murphy’s Law applies to urine samples

Trivia: Erik’s not here. So Phil filed in- Where does Mondo go? Answer: Anywhere he wants. Fluffy got it.

Fundraising: We got $14.18 in March! Voting for weirdest item for March: Winner: Jon w/ kitchenaid mixer decals

Party: blah.

Discussion Group: blah.

No Report:

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Giving presentation on Friday on psychopathy. Has been doing research on human sexuality, learned many fun facts. Such as: lesbians have a different inner ear, can’t hear soft sounds. Men are 33% more likely to be gay if they have an older brother. Homosexuals are 50% more likely to be ambidextrous or left-handed. Gay men are more likely to have a CCW hair swirl.

Constable: Not here.

Com Officer: Has been doing lots of homework and running.

Grand Nagus: Not here, with the exception of a short visit.

First Officer: Has red hair now, and has been playing a game as a huge Russian man with a white kitten.

Captain: Smoked a hooka for the first time yesterday.

Old Business

Zombie and Alien fest is on the way.

New Business

Party committee is reinstated.

Other Organizations

Fri at 3:30 – pop rock performance in the lab theatre.
Relay for life internet link, Psi Chi needs $400 more
Details to come sonly for Trevor Project fundraiser at Culver’s

Quotes