Monthly Archive for September, 2009

Minutes for September 30, 2009

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:02 and five flash mobs later

Meeting End: 10:55 and six flash mobs


News

  • Valve released a DLC for Left 4 Dead. 2 very long stages.
  • Left 4 Dead 2 comes out November 17th.

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Not a whole lot of people are here. Mailbox stuffers to bring more people in?

Office Resource: Office is still there. A lot of the old WWII games have been sold. MCS now has $150 store credit at Just For Fun. MCS will be voting on what to buy on Friday.

Movie: The bad movie is Unknown Island, with a giant sloth character? Zombieland on Friday at Nova cinemas to the 9pm showing. Show up at 8:30.

Trivia: Erik still has trivia. Fluffy, why are you late? Fluffy answers and now has trivia.

Fundraising: Lots of neat things have been bought. We’ve made $2 this month.

Party: AWOL.

Discussion Group: New topic is… Animals with supernatural abilities that mirror Pokemon.

No Report: Erik has no report. Yesterday he got an email from an equipment director due to bending of tables. He used the street urchin method of crying, “Our club will have to disband!” and he agreed to buy $250 worth of inflatable bunkers.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Baked cookies but did not bring them. Will bring them to MCS instead. May also be brownies. A-Mike only got 8 points on first perfectly done project and 10 on slapped together second project. Landlord painted over his window glass.

Constable: Fails. And then showed up. Gave himself a haircut. Continues to have pints at a bar? Smoking a cigar. Has a vicious hatred for all other languages. Did a double-drop print.

Com Officer: Witnessed a mugging. Hung out with the girl for an hour and a half and explained the police process. Has a new friend named Sarah. Apparently there was a rash of similar muggings.

Grand Nagus: People need to double-y donate because she wasn’t here last week. Actually kinda did stuff. Elly gave her a grenade toy. Student Senate meetings are boring. They have executive private meetings?

First Officer: Phil made business cards–got bapped for it–got ordaned a minister, is a professional bad ass and some other things.

Captain: Sheep brains do not smell as bad as dead cats. It is a very good idea to stretch before playing paintball. Legs almost gave out on him on stairs.

Old Business

Zombie-fest is on the way.

New Business

  • New email list is going to be created.
  • New sign up sheet for RHPS on office door.

Other Organizations

  • Anime: Showing starts at 7pm.
  • MCS: Friday at 5pm. Voting for new games.
  • Theater: Something, but no one really cares.
  • LAN: Hopefully will not be killed.
  • Other: BU Intergalactic Journal is accepting submissions. Bradley Zine facebook group. Trying to make a website.

Quotes

Erik: I wanna read! You get to talk! I wanna read!

Erik: All it is is Christian Rock. The only move you need is [raises hands in air and sways].

Phil: Edgar Allen Poe! On Mars! RAAAGH!

Adam: Why would you make it out of matchsticks?
Jon: His wife bet him.

Jon: They’re undead. What’s it going to do to them? Kill their immune system?

A-Mike: Sparkles protect against AIDS.

Erik: A division in WWII had an honest-to-god war bear! Instead of training it to pick up balls, they taught it to kill Russians.

Jon: You could put bacon salt… on bacon. Yes.
Phil: And then die of a heart attack.

Jon: Hey! I have salt enriched with MSG.
Phil: This salt tastes more salty than salt!

Jon: That’s because Hebrew is actually musical notes, but they won’t admit it.

Phil: I’m sorry, but the sound it made through my skull is bop.
Erik: Well, the sound of it through the constitution is bap!

Sarah: He smells like a bowling alley.
Erik: Like smoke and beer.
Sarah: Yes!
Jon: And a little bit of shame.

Jon: Belt buckle knives are for people who don’t carry belt swords.

Phil: Are you sexting your page?
Sarah: That’s what I would be doing, since I hold office, but I don’t have a page. I’ll have to fix that.

Erik: There’s a reason there’s not a zombie problem on campus. And it’s name is Erik Johnson.

Jon: As we established, the Scout has 2 reporters and 7 editors.

Minutes for September 23, 2009

Attendance: 17 and the same thing from last week

Meeting Start: 10.05

Meeting End: 10:39 and a giant ball of absurdity


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby’s not here. Ashley’s imaginary friend is not here.

Office Resource: Office is still there.

Movie: Hardrock Zombies! Movie report is three pages long.

Trivia: Erik has it, but he’s not here. Postponing trivia? Phil has trivia because he’s default. What did the most interesting man in the world have to see what it felt like? An awkward moment. Phil or Erik has trivia, whoever shows up.

Fundraising: Still three items. Continue to buy stuff.

Party: May not actually have reunion due to failure of channels?

Discussion Group: Talked about diseases. One activated all junk DNA. Topic for tonight: Unexpected possession.

No Report: Forrest successfully pitched Cthulhu Tech idea to a class teacher. May be working on a story for it.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Did work on the website. Getting closer to the launching of the new website. Been doing a lot of C++.

Constable: Was actually in Chicago last week. Buying paper. Also got to go to Columbia and the Art Institute. Came up with similar ideas to Klimt for art. Been making lots of engravings.

Com Officer: Hates everyone because the psychology club meeting went very well. Is social’d out. Got another project. Visited by police at 530am. Creative writing teacher declared, “Triple Fuck!” about her psychoanalyist fingerpuppets.

Grand Nagus: AWOL.

First Officer: HOUSE!!! got laid in his psychiatrists office. Wants more bow-ties. Pete Seger?

Captain: Practiced giving male manequiuns with female genetailia catheters. With a group of sophomores. One girl fell face-first into vagina.

Old Business

Zombie-fest is on the way. There will be a costume contest.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

Rocky Horror Picture Show sign-up sheet will be in the office sometime this week.

Quotes

Forrest: Wildly disproved.

Ashley: She doesn’t like me.
Adam: You need help if your imaginary friends don’t like you.

Jon: Phone companies don’t like when your owed number ends in i.

Phil: Nepitism prize?

A-Mike: And I feel like C++ has been doing a lot of me
Jon: And not respecting you afterwards.

Jon: That’s the problem. When you work for Jim, you’re all red-shirts.

Phil: Is there a catheter that doesn’t go into the uterus? Just a cup that you stick on the outside. With spirit gum?
Ashley: You are failing at female anatomy, sir.

Xeen: Power grid becomes interesting when coal becomes more expensive than uranium.

Minutes for September 16, 2009

Attendance: 17

Meeting Start: 10:00 and 1 billion leukocytes

Meeting End: At some point. [Why didn't I write this stuff down?]


News

Erik just bapped the news with a Guitar Hero guitar.

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Abby’s not here. Ashley’s mysterious friend did not show up. Dan brought Danielle.

Office Resource: Office is still there. Lock was broken, now fixed?

Movie: Bad movie is Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll.

Trivia: Fluffy has it. In Hitchhiker’s, what is the argument for God? Erik wins: Proving God exists makes God not exist.

Fundraising: Not very weird items yet.

Party: Dead issue?

Discussion Group: Talked about stuff. If you were to release a virus, what would you make it do?

No Report: Forrest found the glory that is Eternal Sonata for the PS3? Playing Chopin and beating things with a baton.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Now Chief of *PBBT* Needs to do work in computer science to get a minor in computer science. Awful diagram to learn to push Ctrl, Alt, Del. Have yet to play a game in class.

Constable: AWOL.

Com Officer: CityLink sucks and decided to change routes without telling anyone within a week.

Grand Nagus: Sarah is now Jack? Did do something this week. Is going to do Student Senate?

First Officer: Has been great. With a deadpan inflection. Came up with a new game type for Nerf Commandos. One person stands with lots of bullets. Everyone else lays down with one bullet.

Captain: [Missing report]

Old Business

None.

New Business

None.

Other Organizations

None.

Quotes

Phil: I’ve been teething for the past year and a half.

Phil: You know you shouldn’t burn it after you summon a demon.

Ashley: She didn’t answer her cell…
Adam: That’s because imaginary friends don’t have service.

Ashley: Taia seems to have bought it, so can we trust her to give a concise summary?
Adam/Others: No.

Phil: I have your hiking boots! …Er. The same kind. I have a good shoe selection…
Dan: …Er, good for you.

A-Mike: Does this mean we enact another war against French Club?
Adam: Actually, Chopin was Polish.
A-Mike: Does that mean we enact a war against Poland?
Ashley: Leave Poland alone. They’ve had enough from history.

A-Mike: Can you show us on this white blood cell where he touched you?
Jon: On the middle flaggela!

A-Mike: Can we bring assault rifles to their meetings?
Ashley: She’s not the president.

Sarah: We’re going to buy Djibouti.
Phil: …Why? They have no infrastructure.

Phil: I didn’t have all of my siblings survive childhood…

9 Away mission

We will be going to see 9 on Friday 9/11/09. We will meet at 7:20 outside the student center and then going to the Rave theatre

Minutes for September 9, 2009

Attendance: 19 and a roaring dragon
Meeting Start: 10:02 and 38 assists

News

Committees
Recruitment and Relations: We’re pretty low today. Our first officer is missing already.
Movie: The bad movie is Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil’s Son in Law. Will be going to see 9 on

Friday.
Office Resource: The office is still there. The pink pillow is missing?
Trivia: Jon has trivia. How did Douglas Adams come up with 42 as an answer? A bag of

oreos. Fluffy has trivia.
Fundraising: We’ve had two items bought. Continue to buy stuff.
Party: October 23. In the Ballroom? Officers have a speech to give? What?
Discussion Group: Didn’t happen last week. Mythical foods?
No Report: Three days ago, Erik got into a heated argument with friend about Diablo 3.

Remember Starcraft Ghost and 2? Woke up and got a newslink about Diablo 3 being pushed back

a year. Just making cut-scenes of games.

Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Actually chef of operations? Was in Naperville for Grandpa’s birthday.
Constable: Week was exhilarating. In the sense that it wasn’t. At all. Actually a

terrible week. Grandma died. Did go drinking with his professor.
Com Officer: Is doing a very good job at not being sick until she starts hanging out with

you guys, then she starts dying.
Grand Nagus: There is a trust issue here. I am in control of your money, but no one wants

to give me money. Went to class.
First Officer: Also had a grandmother turn a great age, not so great since the invention of

pencillin. Surprise party for her. Not yet spent a weekend at Bradley. Been playing Team

Fortress 2.
Captain: My great grandmothers are dead. Last one that died broke grandmother’s furniture

to get the little green men. She carried around a garbage bag to keep them in. Online

argumentative writing class has a Second Life requirement. It’s a terrible system. Fly to

the top of Bradley Hall and play Monopoly for an hour.

Old Business: Zombie-fest is on the way. Jon is not an officer.
New Business: All business will be conducted in non-captial letters from now on. Voting on

it next week.

Other Organizations
Anime: Forrest is no longer president of anime club. On Friday at 6:30pm.
MCS: On Friday at 5pm.
Theater: Sept 24 are auditions for New Faces.
LAN: Saturday around 7 or 8pm in Harper/Wycoff.
Other: Go to Nerf Commandos on Thursday at 10pm.

Meeting End: 10:43 and another 9 assists

Quotes
Adam: [To fight the zed-word] Just the word?

Forrest: Again, Jon is attempting to remove all forms of punctuation so I can’t pronounce

it.

Forrest: But, really, William Shatner is the only titan.
Alex: Hee. Fatty.
Forrest: Thank you, Alex, all my witticisms are lost.

Anti-Mike: It’s that dirty!
Adam: It’s more of a moral dirty…

Forrest: It was a trivia transfer. I didn’t have trivia, but it went away.

Adam: I feel the SBAM coming off the screen.

Phil: For a long time, I thought sangria was ambrosia.

Phil: If you wanna get with this, you need to sign, date, and fingerprint.

Phil: We don’t lose wars in America. We politely retreat.
Adam: We call them police actions.

Elly: I don’t want to know what’s going on in everyone’s mind.
Ashley: Good choice.
Elly: You know, don’t you?

Phil: So it’s like… socialist WOW?
Anti-Mike: Except you don’t have to work together.

Erik: Milwaukee is the largest suburb of Chicago.

Anti-Mike: It was a spiraling tower of babel cake.
Ashley: That’s not what I want to think of my my birthday.
Jon: You would think that much excitement would kill the person.
Adam: That’s the point.
Jon: “Here, Grandma. Go in the bouncy castle.”

Sarah: Now that everyone’s given me their life savings…

Phil: The grand haggis. Please present your delectible sausage deliciousness.

Phil: That’s good, because the rest of the meeting is in capital letters. It’ll wear on my

vocal chords.

Xeen: We’re all for altruism if it’s free.

Forrest: Why was it in that accent?
Erik: Because I’m Toki Wartooth. Not a bumblebee.

Jon: Run from the Christmas Carol. Run.