Minutes for October 14, 2009

Attendance: 15

Meeting Start: 10:06 and three room changes later

Meeting End: 10:47 and six dead baby jokes later


News

Committees

Recruitment and Relations: There’s an actual new person: Heather!

Office Resource: Office is still there.

Movie: Bad movie is Uncle Sam? Going to go see Where the Wild Things Are on Friday. Meet outside student center at 8:30 to go to Nova–the cheap theater.

Trivia: Fluffy still has trivia. In the Matrix, which pill leads down the rabbit hole? Phil wins by shouting colors until he picks the right one.

Fundraising: Mike’s internet connection fails.

Party: We’re apparently going to have a reunion even though it was canceled or something? Friday, 10/23rd in the Geisert cafeteria for dinner.

Discussion Group: Yoda vs. Neo? Matrix vs. Force?

No Report: Jon has a no-report. Has had an awesome 7-day weekend because he doesn’t have class Wed or Friday. Twilight Imperium on Friday, worked on independent film and LAN’d on Saturday, worked on independent film on Sunday, Twilight Imperium on Monday, Springfield run because of Man vs. Food and awesome Best Buy on Tuesday, did Psi Phi news while playing Brutal Legend and thinkgeek stuff on Wed.

Officers Reports

Chief of Operations: Superceded by Agent Clucks. Picked up a chicken playing Crisis to complete delta difficulty.

Constable: Showed up. Hung out with Kelty for two days, played LOL until 6am. Frantically made books. Made cooked books.

Com Officer: Did Shackathon. This was actually really awesome because drunken psychology majors are hilarious, especially when talking about action potentials and the neuroprotective properties of nicotine at 2am.

Grand Nagus: Donate please~ Had a good Fall break, was going good until international business “Which sounds like it should be sort of cool, but it’s not.” Doha is in Katar, not UAE, which teacher got wrong. She felt like walking out of class.

First Officer: Accidentally slept in until 3pm on Tuesday. Had a dream about typing on a typewriter for eternity, but the ribbon tape kept breaking. Had another dream about being in WI in sandstone cave with a beast that eat people with umbrellas and math teacher wanted to buy a computer book his uncle wrote.

Captain: Almost won Twilight Imperium, but got attacked by three people due to Jon’s gunrunning. Did simulation for maternity practicum and actually had to do things. The uterus was sitting separate from the mannequin–the male-gential models with an awesome wig.

Old Business

Zombiefest is on the way.

New Business

  • We’re in a different room.
  • Phil is lying about being covered in chocolate sauce.

Other Organizations

  • MCS: Friday at 5pm.
  • Nerf is sort of suspended–inflatable barriers have not yet been acquired.
  • History group is Apples to Apples-ing while dressed up as a favorite history character.

Quotes

Phil: And in other news today, I found the cubed root of infinity.

Alex: Remember when Pan’s Labyrinth came out and everyone was like… it’s a fairy tale!
A-Mike: It was a fairy tale. An OLD fairy tale.

Phil: She’s in the knitting club.
Heather: And in choir.
Ashley: Oh… you get him lots of time.
Adam: We’re sorry. We only get him some of the time.

Ashley: Fluffy answered his own question last time.
Adam: He answered before I could.
Fluffy: I didn’t hear anyone.
Adam: I’m still going to make fun of you.

Phil: Did you beat it?
A-Mike: …No, because chickens don’t stealth.

Phil: You have to kill a goat.
Jon: At least the goat prefers you do.

A-Mike: Like a refridgerator.
Phil: For people.

Adam: I was going to check the uterus, but then he said, “Wait, hold on. The uterus is over there.”

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