Attendance: 17
Meeting Start: 9 and one minute and 15 seconds before ten
Meeting End: 10:47 after the anteater
Committees
Recruitment and Relations: Elly’s here. Our imaginary friends have not appeared.
Office Resource: Office is still there. A couple people believe that the office isn’t there.
Movie: The bad movie is: My Demon Lover. Went to go see Where the Wild Things Are.
Trivia: Phil has it. What level does Pidgeoto develop into Pidgeott? Erik answers 36.
Fundraising: No fundraising report.
Party: We’re actually having a reunion. People may be showing up. The reunion is THIS FRIDAY, the 23rd, 7pm in Geisert cafeteria. On Saturday, there will be reunion part 2. Harper/Wycoff playroom or some cafeteria. Jon has volunteered to take over since Forrest is not going to be there. Looking for snacks.
Discussion Group: Stuff happened. New topic: If you were a superhero, what would your secret identity be?
No Report: Fluffy had a Monty Cristo for the first time.
Officers Reports
Chief of Operations: Actually worked on the website. Inconsistent grading. Asked about it and got an A. Knows how to pass this class now.
Constable: Week sucked. Got sick. Played football and hurt his ankle trying not to crush another player. Hasn’t attended class in a week.
Com Officer: Teacher came to class very angry and scared everyone. Answered a question wrong and got the worst glare ever. At dinner later, the teacher asked if he scared everyone. The next day, at Kelty’s class, he stated that he scared yesterday’s class and would try not to scare them instead.
Grand Nagus: Listened to a group of people “debate” condoms. Voting on naming a condom amendment. To get condoms, a student must sign up and go to classes and get them from a Heat member.
First Officer: Wrote a paper on Sunday and drank a gallon of diet pepsi and thought he was going to die.
Captain: Tomorrow has a test, speech. Friday has an extra rehersal. Saturday has a concert. Right now, regular nuclear reactors release only 1% of energy–hundreds of years of energy. Breeder reactors release 90% of energy. And can use Thorium. Hundreds of thousands of years of energy. Produces medicine, water vapor, and things with only 30-year half-life.
Old Business
Zombiefest is on Halloween. Put in application for B51 and will be doublechecked. 11am to 11pm.
New Business
The new mailing list will be bupsiphi [at] gmail [dot] com. Send an email to it to make sure you’re on the email list.
Other Organizations
- MCS: Friday at 5pm.
- Humans vs. Zombies on campus.
Quotes
Phil: 12!
Adam: …14.
Phil: Damn!
Erik: Wait. Is the demon pro-life or pro-choice?
Erik: And I forsee large chunks of concrete falling on the suburbs of Moscow.
Jon: Hey, now! Russia has a long and spotless record of safety checks.
Erik: I have a feeling that most stuff is a dude talking about stuff.
(A-Mike: Sometimes it’s a dude doing stuff.)
Adam: Hey, now! Sometimes it’s a woman talking about stuff.
(A-Mike: Sometimes it’s a woman doing stuff. Not as often as we want.)
Alex: Vagina dentada!
Elly: My heart didn’t stop beating the whole time!
Phil: …That’s a good thing your heart didn’t stop beating.
Fluffy: It had ham and–
Phil: Aren’t you Jewish?
Fluffy: So?
Jon: It’s okay! He didn’t tip!
Phil: Did you tip?
A-Mike: Yes!
Forrest: Then you’re not a Jew.
A-Mike: Oh good.
Ashley: We’ve gone from the Jew-bashing to the gay-bashing.
Adam: Now for the gay Jew bashing.
Phil: Watch British c-span.
A-Mike: Oh god, yes. Student senate should be modeled after Parliament.
A-Mike: All it’s going to do is raise hopes. Oh, I’ll just take a condom ’cause I’m getting lucky tonight!
Erik: Why do they still have Siberia!
Ashley: Because they need somewhere to put the people Putin doesn’t like.
Phil: With all the diet coke, our babies already glow green.
Fluffy has taken out three chairs and two tables. Forrest: Hail Fluffy. Full of fail!
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